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 | | Music | Oh God do I love music. Mostly rock. Fave bands of the moment are Seether, Crossfade, Breaking Benjamin, Shinedown, Aerosmith (always), Audioslave, Disturbed, KoRn, A Perfect Circle, Velvet Revolver....So many more. I'll add to the list later. I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC! It's hardly music. More like whiny rednecks.
| | Movies | And now we figure out who would direct my biopic (And I love the answer I got):
..tr> Kevin Smith
Your film will be 47% romantic, 37% comedy, 23% complex plot, and a $ 26 million budget. | | Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining, so you're in good hands. Go watch your copy of Clerks, now. |  | ..table>
| Television | I tend to have an affinity for cartoons: Family Guy, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Squidbillies, Robot Chicken, The Boondocks... Keep the reality crap away from me. Other shows I like: House M.D., Mind of Mencia, The Price is Right, Deal or No Deal, Law & Order: SVU, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, Psych, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, and, of course, WWE Raw.
Your result for The Scrubs personality Test.... Dr. Cox
You have an unabated authority & your foot is usually deserving a place in someone's mouth.
You call people by a variety of women's names depending on who's talking to you.
You are determined, self-motivated and extremely arrogant.
At all times you are a gruff superior who barks orders with irregular pauses and heavy doses of sarcasm.
Take The Scrubs personality Test. at HelloQuizzy
Your result for The House, MD Personality Test... Dr. Gregory House
Congratulations, you're the man himself, Dr. Gregory House! You're quite strange, and usually do your own thing regardless of what anyone else thinks. This is partially because a person with an ego as large as yours could not care less what anyone else thinks or feels about anything. Unless, of course, they're your patient and they're dying--but only if they're dying of something interesting! You're a definite asshole to most other people, but at least you know how to be one in style, with an awesome wit, comfortable sneakers, and a never ending variety of facial expressions. Take The House, MD Personality Test at HelloQuizzy Your result for The Heroes Personality Test... D.L. Hawkins
I ain't wearing no tights.
Congratulations, you're D.L. Hawkins! You've got a bit of a past to overcome, but you are a strong person and you care very deeply about the people you love. You are good at getting out of tight situations, however, you're not quite as good at simple, practical things like making lunches.
Your best quality: Getting yourself out of difficult situations
Your worst quality: No culinary skills whatsoever, refusal to don tightsTake The Heroes Personality Test at HelloQuizzy
| | Books | | | Heroes | Bob Barker, Shawn Fanning (of Napster fame), Stephen King, Kevin Smith, Mark Cuban, Mel Blanc, Rod Roddy, Eric Bischoff, Steven Tyler of Aerosmith, Howard Stern, and Brent Smith of Shinedown.
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Status: | On a boat, motherf**ker! | |
Hometown: | The D-Fi (Defiance, OH) | |
Religion: | I believe in the ceiling cat | |
Zodiac Sign: | Leo | |
Smoke / Drink: | No / Socially | |
Children: | Not that I know of... | |
Education: | Eyem knot ejumikated | |
Income: | More than you |
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l.a.://the_one_that_got_away.mp3's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Defiance, OH | | Body type: | 5' 11" | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | DJ | | Income: | $60,000 to $75,000 |
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l.a.://the_one_that_got_away.mp3's Schools
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l.a.://the_one_that_got_away.mp3's Networking
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Radio - Talent - DJ
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Sports Scorecard (98.1 WDFM)
The Wakeup Show with Rick Small (98.1 WDFM)
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Gaming - Sound - Voiceover
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The Price is Right (BigJon PC Games), Whammy! The All-New Press Your Luck (BigJon PC games), Hollywood Squares (BigJon PC Games), WinTuition (BigJon PC Games), Greed (BigJon PC Games)
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l.a.://the_one_that_got_away.mp3's Companies
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Platinum Showgirls
Toledo, OH US
DJ/Web Design
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4/05 - 6/06
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Showgirl III
Fort Wayne, IN US
Emcee, DJ, Webmaster
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06/07 - 08/08
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Platinum Horse Cabaret
Brook Park, OH US
DJ, Emcee
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11/08 - 12/08
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Dreamgirls
Columbus, Ohio US
Emcee
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February 2009 - current
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About me:
I AM ...
Joshua Roehrig
L.A. the DJ
a club DJ
a man without a place
as simple as I am complex
kept alive by the music
awaiting the next adventure
a dreamer
driven
ambitious
addicted to creating
one who is loved
one who is hated
one who is never forgotten
My life... Is kind of a strange tale that's always either been "right place, right time" or "wrong place, wrong time". I've partied with rockstars and porn stars. I've also been to hell and back.
QUOTES
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain
"The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those that got there first." - Steven Tyler I allowed the winds of the world to blow through my very soul, admitted the perils and foreboding's into my heart, I was pampered by my goddesses, betrayed by primitives, I loved to live, lived to love, life was my gamble, luck was my art form. - George Jung
"If you've seen one woman naked.... You wanna see the rest of 'em" - Ron White
"The only people who get laid less than funny fat guys are serious fat guys." - Artie Lange
"If you ain't laughin', you ain't livin'" - Carlos Mencia
"A man never knows true happiness until marriage...But then it's too late" - Jerry "The King" Lawler
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." - Mitch Hedberg "Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine." Dr. Perry Cox (John C. McGinley), Scrubs
"We are reckless, stupid, arrogant dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Now, pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just want to shit on everybody. Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch an a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole [he points to Kim Jong-il], then we're going to have all of our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit" - “Gary” (Trey Parker) Team America: World Police
"If a girl says she wants to be friends, that means she just wants you to do stuff for her, but she won't put out" -Stephen Hyde (Danny Masterson), That 70's Show
I'm not here to play Tic Tac Toe... I'm already sick of ex's and hoes. - me
You have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Bob Barker, Howard Stern, Kevin Smith, Mark Cuban, and Stacy Kiebler
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