Machine Elf
Machine Elf She's full of secrets..

Female
101 years old
zombie survival headquarters, Wisconsin
United States



Last Login: 12/19/2009
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    Machine Elf 's Interests
GeneralGeneral Disorder.....hail chaos.
MusicDigging the Bob Marley right now.
Moviesharold and maude. anything with peter sellers. shaun of the dead. anything by ken russel or stanley kubrick. american psycho. wallace and gromit. Jim Jarmusch. jack lemmon and walter matthau together. Hayao Miyazaki. big fucking lebowski..sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.
Television" Hey Earl ".............."Hey Crabman!!"
BooksYou should get off the computer right now and go read some Vonnegut. seriously.
HeroesGraham Hancock, Robert Anton Wilson, Philip K Dick, Timothy Leary, John Lily, Manly P Hall, Tom Waits, Aleister Crowley, Carl Jung, Kurt Vonnegut, Israel Regardie, Joan of Arc, Simon Peg & Nick Frost, Jamie Oliver, The League Of Gentlemen, Scott Briggs, Paul Foster Case and you.
Groups: Seitan's ArmyThird EyeWisconsin: We eat peopleI work in the willyI Hate The Elfin ForestVodka... a Girls Best FriendBrothers OrganicDiabetic Cats (and Dogs) of the World Unite!

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     Machine Elf 's Details
Status:Swinger
Hometown:Royston Vasey....I'm Local!!
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Someday
Occupation:chumscrubber

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Killer Von Killcrazy

Killer Von Killcrazy



Jan 27 2009 10:06 AM

Thane

Thane



Dec 28 2008 1:13 AM

Well thank you! I hope your holidaze were enjoyable also...Bed and Breakfast for the anniversary tomorrow! Very, very excited...see you on tuesday! thane
Perplexions

Perplexions



Oct 31 2008 5:16 AM

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Patrick Glassel

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Seeglass

Seeglass



Jun 16 2008 5:25 PM

The paradox that we are ALL ONE! now that would be strange paradox in the true sense of the word. its a nice idea that we are reflected upon ourselves, for me, having duality or a doppleganger would be too much for my sensibility. but i wish you well on your quest for all-human-unity, enjoy....
Seeglass

Seeglass



Jun 14 2008 2:40 PM

...which paradox are you seeking? short answer i'm feeling slow today ;-D...hope all is well
preliminimal dreamality

preliminimal dreamality



Jun 11 2008 11:31 AM

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Thane

Thane



May 26 2008 1:05 PM

ahhh, gemini time...i don't feel as crazy as usual, must be the calming influence of love! thanks for the heads up!
Patrick Glassel

Patrick Glassel



May 24 2008 12:26 AM

Happy Birthday Lisa!
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Thane

Thane



May 16 2008 2:44 PM

Happy Birthday Lisa!!! you are too fabulous for words, thank you for all the talks at work, your opinion means a lot to me.
i hope your birthday was all you wanted it to be and more! love, thane
ryan

ryan



May 16 2008 5:28 AM

Happy Birthday Lisa!!! If that pic is of your dog, omg is he or she is frickin cute!
collette

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May 15 2008 8:47 PM

Happy happy Birthday womyn!
Party hard!
Jilly

Jillian Q



Apr 2 2008 11:25 PM

Oh it totally was a April Fool. You had to scroll down to see the joke.
Sorry to getcha! Much Love!
ryan

ryan



Feb 29 2008 5:48 AM

just dropping by to say HELLO!! i really enjoy the art work for your pic! thinking of u:) ry ry
Patrick Glassel

Patrick Glassel



Jan 26 2008 8:18 PM

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Jan 23 2008 11:50 AM

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Perplexions

Perplexions



Jan 21 2008 6:05 AM

Bonjour Lisa et Scotti! Je pense; donc je suis francais =) Le Romanee-Conti restera a jamais un sublime rat de cave dans mon calecon... How arrre youu? Jan 25 - cinematheque resumes - feeling much happier lately- hope same for you 2-patri
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Killer Von Killcrazy

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Jan 11 2008 9:03 PM

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Jesse Thurber



Jan 6 2008 12:28 AM

Hope you are feeling better, Lisa...no worries, we covered everything just fine :)
Tillie

Tillie K



Nov 26 2007 6:09 PM

Katie No Pockets

Katie No Pockets



Nov 25 2007 9:32 PM

Thanks! I hope you guys had an awesome day too...mine was great, and I just got back from Chicago visiting family. Im not quite ready to reenter the real world of a broken car, paying bills, and a economics test on Tuesday....shit....oh well, better the real world than no world at all. Love you!
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