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Where you can wine and dine with Andre and all his magnificent friends, in a relaxed atmosphere, where no one will jump down your throat for disagreeing or being uninformed on an issue.

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Commencing with "about me"...

Howdy.  My name is Andre.  I am of Irish/Red Indian descent, and the Godless British are still gunning for me.  I live on a farm in ....Ohio...., out where the wi-fi don’t buzz.  I tend to talk about how I’m going to shoot all the coyotes that the United Nations has released here as part of their ‘re-wilding program’; but I probably never will.  I like to keep my beard long, but my mother tells me it makes me look like a Wildman and that no woman will ever marry me if she thinks I’m likely to vanish into the wilderness on a whim.  

I have my own version of ‘Agenda 21’ that involves stockpiling weapons, building an Earthen Indian Lodge, digging tunnels and buying a bunch of chickens and letting them run around and get chased by the dogs like they do in Juarez; but it was written on napkins, and I think my grandma through most of them out.  Recently, I have been cleared of charges of anti-Semitism when I confessed my barbarous attraction to IDF chicks.  I also enjoy the occult serial Doctor Who.  I found a torrent with every episode – a whole half century worth of intergalactic time-traveling hijinks - but it’s much too large to actually download.

I’ve spent a significant amount of time researching and thinking about the present state of affairs, and the history that led us here.  I am deeply bothered by the plan to create a World Government.  I am opposed to the North American Union, which our Esteemed Leader Mr. Bush signed into existence in ....Waco.... in 2005.  I am disturbed by the rapid advancement of the global police state, particularly having foresight enough to see how it ties in to this supposed need for “population control” we keep hearing so much about.  I am also pretty off that the Zionist Occupational Government, who is managing these ....United States.... with extreme wrathfulness, blew up those buildings in ....New York.....  

However, these things must be kept in perspective.  We are dealing with a dauntingly powerful group of inbred Luciferian psychopaths, planning to bring in a ..New World.. where individuals lives are run scientifically and microchips in their brains ensure they use their time in the most efficient manner possible.  They believe they are incarnated from the spirits of ancient demons banished to Earth.  This is the big picture, and details are details.  Thus this is a spiritual battle, and those are the terms in which we must view it.  

Though I don’t recommend surrendering your guns, we are going to win through force of consciousness, not arms.  This is a system that has operated in secret since time immemorial; born in darkness, it cannot survive the direct sunlight.  When it becomes commonly understood by the general public, it will collapse of it’s own weight. 

But, again – don’t pawn that AK.

I have become somewhat of an ‘internet personality’ in recent years.  So what if you’ve never heard of me, the internet is 17 times bigger than planet earth, and counting.  Anyway, I am the Chief Commander of Editing and Military Operations at Outlaw News.  We liberate thought patterns and instigate dogmatists - atheists, neo-cons, or other - allthewhile defending the innocent from the conquering hoards drooling university zombies.  Check it out some time.

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Alas, this surreal sci-fi horror show we find ourselves in can be discouraging.  And to a certain degree, we should mourn; but always we must remember, that this empire will pass away as has each one before it.  And honestly, would you really want to have been born at any other time?  I mean shit is bad, but man, it is fascinating.  This is an insane adventure we are on, and I say, make your peace with God and look at the bizarre, deranged hilariousness of it all. 

I sure as hell ain’t afraid to die on my feet.  It’s the end of the world, with a new one on its way, and we’re all actors in the final act of the Greatest Show on Earth. 

Keep your minds stocked and your glocks locked, and let’s just have fun with it.

Only cowards go to hell.

1 love,
-Andre

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ps – A note to the Truth movement: stop fighting each other.  We need a unified front, we all have the same enemy, and the shills would all be obviously seen if you quit feeding them with bickering.

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Because I am rather fond of it, I have placed my original ‘about me’ entry here.

Humans.  If you’re not a psychopath or a zombie, add me.

Also, a woman who hasn’t heard of ‘divorce’*... ..

*That link is to a song about the attitude of the people of our* parents, sung by a band that was a lot better before he got that hair cut.

*Read: my generation’s