Decapitation, oozing wounds, crib disease, hypochondria, Fred Savage, lepers, leopards, Def Leppard, deaf mutes, mutant defeatists, caribou, creative ways to use the word 'fellate,' robots that have no sense of irony, hormones, Mormons, more homes,mobile homes,homosexuals that hate techno, rock operas, taxidermy, emo chicks, Jack Daniels, Mr. T, bears, otters, Charles Bukowski, Charles Manson, Prince Charles, roller derbies, David Blaine, that tiger that almost killed Roy, polio, funky cold medinas, Rocky IV, cash cows, dairy cows, pretty much any kind of cow. And juice boxes. We fucking love juice boxes.
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"They call it out of the gutter because it's not going back in that gutter anytime soon. It's on the loose and baring teeth and ready to tear a new hole into the stuttering heart of literary decorum everywhere." --Wayne Alan Brenner, The Austin Chronicle
"[OOTG’s} stories are nicely separated in sections of
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Got my copy of #1 and my cool tee shirt in yesterday's mail. Kickass fun, looking forward to reading everyone else's contribution. Have a great weekend,
hairy
