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Outside Sales

General Info

  • Website

    outsidesalesmovie.com
  • Directors

    Blayne Weaver
  • Awards

    Winner- Best Narrative Feature at the 2006 dead CENTER Film Festival Nomination- Lucas Fleischer for best actor and Blayne Weaver for best screenplay at The New Jersey International Film and Screenplay Festival.
  • Festivals

    Vail Film Festival, New Jersey International Film and Screenplay Festival, DeadCENTER Film Festival, Indie Fest Chicago, The River's Edge Film Festival, The Dominican Republic International Film Festival
  • Professional Affiliations



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About me:

Hi. My name is Kirk Stephen Hastings. And this is MySpace. Yeah, just got a pretty substantial promotion to OFFICE SALES MANAGER. No big deal. But EVERYBODY in the office now has to answer to me. Which is AWESOME. It was close. I was up against the other BIG CLOSER, Paul Wells (complete tool box). Anyway, after his old lady and I GOT BUSY, Paul freaked. So, now I'm in the CAT BIRD SEAT and he's a big stupid loser who can't close a deal to save his stupid little life. God, I'm glad I'm not him! Any-who. Now that I have the world by the tail, I've got time to devote to me. So, here I am, devoting it via MySpace. Check me out. I'll rock your world.
Kirk Stephen Hastings- Outside Sales Manager.
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Who I'd like to meet:

Smart, funny people who like smart, funny movies.

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Occupation: Sales Rep for APT

Interests

  • General

    Always interested in sealing the deal and "SEALING THE DEAL" if you know what I mean.
  • Movies






  • Books

    "Who Moved My Cheese?" and "Are You There God? It's Me Margaret"..... What? It's a good book.
  • Heroes

    Burt Reynolds. Its like the Bandit and I are the SAME person. It's kind of Weird.

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