Mis-Understood

.. Things about me: (you will wish you never read)

- I am REAL.. (NOBODY can take that away from me)

- Where are all of those good old "family values?"

- Women rule my life!!!

- I have Duct-tape on my mouse.

- My dog is the only one who understands...

- Once you have a pit bull.... you will know...

- When I see all the "tweakers" cubicles at EA sports... Understand what I shuda/wuda/kuda done...

- I'm not gay... I need a woman that "I'm in love with" to make me what she's worth to me (No limits)...

- I have "maybe" 1 person "I Respect"

- Judge a man. if they have respect for my woman.(if I had one Kyle would be the only one I respect....)

- Girls just leave me notes & $$$ (Saraphia)!!!!!!!

- I can only LOVE one... (I blame/luv Dalis 4 courage/miserableness!)

- believe I can save her!!!

- REFUSE to Lie!!! FU!!!

- If you have had the privilege of meeting my dog, would understand integrity, love & respect....

- Have enough knowledge to make you millions.. (you just keep disappointing me...)

- Slept with the girl in detention block AA/ cell 23!

- The first thing I do when I come to your page is stop the music...

- Have forgotten more than you will ever know!

- Drag shows start about 2'ish in my living room every Sunday!

- DB's EVERYWHERE....

- Can predict the future....

- know Photoshop better than Scott Kelby....

- I like "NAUGHTY" women...

- I have an "authority" problem...

- I am living in the Matrix...

- I am moving to L.A...(sorry :-)

- When I first meet u, try to get in deep (aka. c what yur made of) I'm not impressed so far.........

- I have turned to the "dark side" Yahia is my only hope......

- http://www.live365.com!

- Yes, my shades have a butterfly on each side!

- If u r a "Do-gooder" STAY AWAY!!!

- I miss Bob Marley....

- I'f you don't know my dog....you don't know me.....

- If you "re-arrange/clean" my stuff........ you are finished!

- Guys HATE me!!!!(It's not my fault they're DUMBASSES w/women!!!)

- Live with two hot ass LA chicks!!!!

- Think I might need to move to the west-side!

- Went from a mobile barton xp 2400 (35watt) OC'd to 3.4ghrtz to pent D 805 OC'd to 3.6ghrtz so far... Intel has me now....

- Have the six-million-dollar dog that snores & farts worse then a 500 pound, past out, drunken Irish man.

- Was captain of the Enterprise until Picard kissed the Admirals ass!

- I sometimes determine success by the amount of time that passes in between doing Laundry, Shaving, Mowing the Lawn, or taking the Trash out.

- Drive an X-wing fighter to work

- SPORTSTOWN RULEZ!

- JAKE & MICKEYS RULEZ!

- CLICKS RULEZ!

- Love the female body

- Believe that money is the True Root of all evil!

- Was told by O-B-1 that a 9 to 5 wasn't in my Destiny.

- Know BINARY!!!!

- Love the torque of a V8! (Smoke those 4-Bangers/Rice-Burners @ 90mph)

- I believe we should be able to push slow drivers OUT of the way w/gentle "bumper to bumper" love taps.

- From the first time I hear you say "dude" think you're forever a "DumbAss".

- Sometimes considered a genius when compared to the "genetic garbage" in this overpopulated cesspool we call Earth

- If I wanted to, could rule the world.

- I love My Dog. Free-time. Avoiding the rat-race (hopefully forever)

- Want to Learn a technique or method that completely reverses Aging, releases serotonin, pays all my bills, cooks & cleans without me doing a thing

- Love working out three times in three years & still looking better than 99% of people who work out three hours a day.

- I used to race bicycles, was Factory Sponsored, Nationally ranked #3 & miss kicking ass.

- I have already filled the "ego" quota. Just want someone cool now.

- I will only bet on Foosball. (if I play front)

- I am a "meat & potato" kinda guy.

- I like Rasberry jelly on a PB&J sandwich..

- If forced to be polluted by alcohol choose hard liquor over beer anyday.

- I like to "push the envelope".

- Love cowards that are too chicken to call you back!

- I am considered by some to be "Too Animated".

- Have a Dog that gives "Guilt Trips" as good as my mother!

- Love cracking my neck in a way that would make any Chiropractor CRINGE!!!!

- Have never shoplifted

- Love women that don't love me (AKA Florida girls!)

- Love women that think/act like men.

- Need to see the Beach way more then I do!!!! (hint, hint)

- Will say it to your face!

- Love people who Judge me, when they haven't walked a mile in my shoes.

- Have zero tattoos.

- Only sniff Nag Champa.

- Want to show people on "power trips" my "Sakuzo's Edge".

- Respect others (whether they deserve it or not)

- Know the "Five-Point-Palm" exploding heart technique.

- Am on the quest for Inspiration

- Never have any plans on the weekend (except work).

- Love life (just wish my dog could talk back because he is my only companion)

- Miss "Late night" @ "The Club" more than anyone could ever imagine!

- Get recognized everywhere as "THE CAMEL GUY!"

- Seem to get along with "girls who like girls" best.

- Cant understand why people rememember their DL # but don't know their My Space url.

- Wear a thick Hemp necklace around my neck yet don't burn. (anymore)

- Wear patchouli oil when I just don't give a flying F!!!

- I'm slowly & surely becoming a normal docile skinny/fat American alcoholic w/no neurotransmitter capacity anymore.

- Need to find a reliable effedrine store.

- Think that people that take drugs for "restless leg syndrome" or "excessive perspiration" have no room to talk.

- Think people w/private profiles are hiding something!!! (PUSSY'S)

- Have mostly gay friends.(so much cooler than 99% of the straight A-holes I meet! AKA zero attitude)

- Could network youre pc's from here to Tawain but can't send out my resume (fear of the DESK job!)

- Have never been legitimately Fired (quit alot of jobs though)

- Can Code better than you.

- I am Bill (Kill Bill) or Doc (holiday)

- Drive Barefoot (with the stiffest clutch in Florida!)

- I love losing my phone!

- I love cleaning the pool in lightning storms....

- I love mowing the lawn in the pouring rain (IMPAIRED)....

- I've disconnected the doorbell (don't worry I can see you from my security cameras)

- Not a gear head but would rather fix my own vehicle instead of getting RAPED at the shop!

- Frotto trusted me with his ring.

- I love Over-Clocking processors!

- I demand 2 monitors, 3 browsers, Photoshop & Vegas Video (Thank u Patrick Norton) all running at once without a hesitation.

-I am missing something special.

- I would rather watch PORN instead of CHEATING!

- I think people that lie should have their tongue cut out & people that steal should have fingers chopped off! (just one finger for each cookie stolen)

- Probably a good thing I don't "Run the Show"

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You're still here? Why? You must have some screws loose!