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When I was born, I was 0.
Then I was raised by wild Leprechauns. They were my family for awhile, until Oprah came along. She adopted me, and stole the Leprechauns gold, then ate them (I think).
I then proceeded to grow up, which was a long and arduous process, and involved the legendary Spear of Longinus more than once. When I grew up, I met Thor. I borrowed his hammer to put up some shelves. After that, he stopped speaking to me. I tried to make it up to him. I sent him the bitchin' est ballpeen hammer. I think that pissed him off more.
I've been struck by lightning 847 times. Coincidence?
After that I went swimming one day, and was swallowed by a giant sea sponge. I don't know how the hell that happened, and frankly, I don't want to know.
I somehow escaped. I won't go into details, but I got hit by lightning again.
That's when I decided to settle down and try out this here "inter-net". I hear Al Gore made it, so it has to be good, right?
Oh yeah, then somehow, somewhere, I happened upon this site. And no lightning was involved.
The Middle.
Who I'd like to meet: Myself in a parallel universe.
Leave it to me to wait for the last 2 min before the day ends!!! But Hey, I knew I was forgetting something and It came to me in a form of a vision........and it wasnt a good one. Heh heh, Just kidding. Happy B-Day Mark. Hope you had a blast.
hey hun wanted to send you a message to say hello seems like forever since I been on Myspace ..I needed to take a break from this place and the majority of the space cadets I had on my friends list lol I have deleted half of them but anywho I will stop rambling hope you are doing well take care- Jenn
Yo Fungus! I need to ask for some help from you in regards to setting up shop on eBay to sell commissioned art. You know anything about that? Let me know....