Quite a range. I have a strange and often made fun of habit of frequenting the zoo, have yet to hate a bar, mergers and acquistions, strip clubs, crime dramas, NJ, hip hop, untieing knots(bring on anything), baseball, mixed martial arts, watching my friends bomb, watching stangers fail at various things big or small doesnt matter...
Music
Anything Alvin David says
Movies
I've never seen the Goonies. And refuse to at this point.
Television
Seinfeld, The Shield, Rescue Me, DEADWOOD, the Sopranos, the Wire, Most Evil, Flight of the Conchords, John from Cincinnatti, the first 48, Iron Chef, Throwdown, Boy Meets Grill, No Reservations,live feed of your bedroom
Books
Reading is for fags.
Heroes
The Duke Lacrosse Team, Rae Carruth, Ted Bundy, Michael Vick, Moe Greene, Fr. Gougen, Mike Whitman, (R.) Larry Craig
About me: I am a stand up comic and personal driver for an obscenly wealthy man who is a blast. I went to college and on paper im definitly underachieving but comedy is very important to me and that is my focus. A life in a cubicle or working a forklift is not a life to me and i cant bring myself to see it any other way. Lived in New England (Providence for College and Boston for 2 years after). I can be very sarcastic and loud at times, But Im funny and I have an encyclopedic memory for quoting movies. i cook a bit and am a bit of a food network nerd. When raining I smoke crack-sunny out i jog. I hate shopping and when i do im all buisness, in and out. Check out a clip of my standup at maniatv.com/broadwaycomedyclubtv or just come see my horseshit.
Im also on broadwaycomedyclub.com right now
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Let me just thank you for opening my eyes and making me realize that my chances of being cummed on from a skyrise building while smoking is much higher than I thought. I now know I need to watch myself. Thanks Owen.
Yo dun.....its like.... my phone "B" is like fucked up and peeps can't get at me....yah heard. Its like.....with my shit fucked up....I can't get in contact with peeps and shit. Na MEAN son.
Translation: Hi owen my phone is not working up to spec and I am not able to contact you via text message or through verbal conversation on my Mobile.
Dude...........like DUDE!!!!! You know what I mean.
