Jon Huck was born and raised in Warrenville, Illinois. Jon Huck went to high school at Wheaton Warrenville South in unicorporated Wheaton, Illinois. Jon Huck went to College at Northland College in Ashland, Wisconsin. Jon Huck got testicular cancer his second semester of college. Jon Huck had his right testical removed when he was 19 years old. Jon Huck then had to undergo four months of Chemo. Jon Huck beat cancer like he was Ralph Machio in the Karate Kid and Cancer was Johnny. Jon Huck went to Europe for a month or so after College. Jon Huck shit in an ally in Munich Germany after blacking out from drinking to much. Jon Huck is lucky he is not in a German prison to this day. Jon Huck lived in Washington DC when he got back from Europe. Jon Huck lived there for three months. Jon Huck moved back to Illinois to live on his friends apartment floor. Jon Huck would rather do that than live in DC. Jon Huck thought DC was the armpit of America. Jon Huck moved to California in November of ’99. Jon Huck worked a bunch of shitty temp jobs until 2001. Jon Huck started doing stand up in 2001. Jon Huck sucked when he started. Jon Huck kept going up on stage because he is an attention whore and needs to make people laugh or he will die. Jon Huck eventually got better. Jon Huck is now good enough to perform for you and your whole fucking family. Jon Huck is sorry there was a swear word in that last sentence. Jon Huck likes your family. Jon Huck loves his family. Jon Huck’s comedy is heavily influenced by his family. Jon Huck’s Mother had to put up with Jon Huck, his younger brother Jeff and his Father. Jon Huck’s Mother is a saint. Jon Huck, his younger brother Jeff and his Father are insane. Jon Huck did not write this. Jon Huck had a "ghost writer" do it. Jon Huck wanted to clear up that Patrick Swayze didn’t write this either. Jon Huck has performed all over the country. Jon Huck loves doing stand up. Jon Huck is still performing all over the country. Jon Huck would do stand up for three homeless guys in a downtown ally if that was the only stage time he could get. Jon Huck does NOT like being raped in a downtown ally by three homeless guys. Jon Huck has performed in Comedy Clubs, Dive Bars and Windowless Vans all over ’Merica. Jon Huck thinks it would be in your best interest to see him as soon as you can.
Jon Huck also likes doing sketch comedy. Jon Huck says that if you want to see some of Jon Huck’s Stand Up and/or commercials and other such things you should check out the video clips on Jon Huck’s Myspace page. Jon Huck’s url is owltooth. Jon Huck says thanks for reading this gibberish.
Chuck & Nancy Huck, Jeff Huck, Laurel & Hardy, The Three Stooges, The Marx Brothers, Tim Pray, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, John Belushi, Chris Farley, Doug Stanhope, Dave Attell, Zach Galifinakis, Brian Regan, Sam Tripoli, Brian Scalaro, Bret Ernst, Dave Chappel, Pablo Francisco, Freddy Sotto, Wayne Federman, Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, David Cross, Bob Newhart, Jonathan Winters.
Everything from The Grateful Dead to Motorhead. But these days - a lot of Black Keys, White Stripes, Web Wilder, Ministry, Eddie Vedder, Howlin Rain and Soledad Brothers.
Movies
Tommy Boy, The Blues Brothers, Cable Guy, Kingpin, Jaws, Way Out West, Apocolypse Now, Fargo, Ace Ventura, Porn.
Television
Simpsons, Futurama, King Of The Hill, Law & Order, NYPD Blue, Lost, Californication.
Books
Authors: Brett Ellis, Irvin Welsh, Charles Bukowski, Hunter Thompson, Pete Jordan, Chuck Palahniuk, Dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein, J.D. Salinger, Henry Miller, Wendell Berry, Kurt Vonnegut, William Burroughs...
Heroes
Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, Dave Attell, Mike Ditka, Jerry Garcia, Eddie Van Halen, Trey Anastasio, Lemmy Killmeister, Frank Zappa, Tim Pray, Charles and Nancy Huck, Margaret Goodman The people who invented the following: [Cold Beer, Remote Controls, Baseball, Football, Television, Tivo, Voice Recorders, LSD, Skateboards, Vodka, Whiskey, Rum, Cheese, Pizza, Tacos, White Castle Hamburgers, English Muffins, Peanut Butter, Cocaine, The Sandwich, Bacon, The Guitar, Fireworks], and Jeff Huck... the only person I know who tells stories about telling stories (he is also an amazing DJ).
Northland College
Ashland,Wisconsin
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Minor: Writing
Clubs: The Falling Down Drunks... Oh wait, that wasn't a club, that was how everyone behaved.
About me: I saw the ad in the paper and said to hell with it all.
I took a gig with the Circus as the Human Cannonball.
It didn't take long, to learn my trade;
the very first show, Man, I blew the folks away.
I live in a tent with the world's Strongest Man.
When I met the Mope, the Laddy broke my Hand.
My Baby she's a Lady in the Highwire Act and
when I'm feelin' tense, She walks on my back.
The Pay is O.K., the benefits are great -
I get to shoot the bull with the Worlds Smallest Ape.
I'm the Human Cannonball.
Well I'm a hotshot, I'm a cool breeze.
Underneath the Big Top I'm a Big Cheese.
I lay it on the line, let it all hang.
Where I go, least I know, I go with a bang.
A reckless style of living; every kid's dream -
it's a buzz, it's a gas, it's a real scream.
I'm the Human Cannonball.
They put me on the cover of USA Today
to tell the World what the Human Cannonball's got to say.
On a constant show, they say: "It's a scene."
"What you do, You got to be right out of your tree."
Now the Job's a little risky but I'm my own boss.
I got to tell ya Jack it really get's me off.
I'm the Human Cannonball. Have a smoke and enjoy the show...
- Web Wilder
Who I'd like to meet: People who like to laugh...
and anyone named 'Satan Gene McJesus-Jeans'
Here are some videos that I did with the help of Pat O'Rourk. Please enjoy.
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Grey Goose prolong life of razor plus good for vomit stain, use only
special occasion. Flapjack polish half pint, then beer chase
one-and-one, big gulp at first light, SHEESH! Freeze later make
slushy, HA!
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Dude!!!!! I was here watching wrestling and your boost mobile commercial I was like HOLY SHIT thats Jon. Hahhahha. I got like a giggly little bitch. I was telling my little brother Oh my god dude I did a comedy show with that guy. hahha he called me gay
Yo! Jon. What up. I am planning a trip to LA this May. memorial day weekend for a family wedding. Let me know if you have any cool shit going on that weekend. I would love to meet up with you...maybe check out some stand up...
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