About me:

I enjoy all the luxuries life has to offer like an 83 Chrysler Lebaron on 3 rims and a donut, an overwhelmingly spacious 106 square foot studio apartment off of Van Buren, and half eaten Taco Bell bean burritos. My friend thinks of me as somewhat of a lunar dynamo. I've traveled the world in search of the perfect egg. I'm still looking. As a child I would watch Footloose and dance around a 1960 VW Bug in a dark alley. Then I watched Flashdance and I shunned Kevin Bacon for the more sensual moves displayed by Jennifer Beals. My dream was to dance around a chair in front of millions at Madison Square Garden. Sadly it was never achieved. My parents disapproved and the local church turned its nose in disgrace. Well, that's when I decided I needed an open line to speak to the people. I chose FM 1039. Or maybe they chose me. I have been placed upon the airwaves to deliver a message. Of course I don't remember the message, but none-the-less I will babble on psychotically about rabbits, half bear-pig men, Condoleezza Rice and other useless nonsense. If you got something to say call me 602-260-1039. ..
Who I'd like to meet: