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katie schwartz
katie schwartz

		Ya betchya sweet ass I'm votin' for Obama/Biden! Female 92 years old Los Angeles, California United States Last Login: 9/4/2009

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/oyveykatie

katie schwartz's Interests

General	Writing. Comedy. Feminism. Pining for my dead dog. Big gritty cities. Wide open spaces. Concrete. This list is subject to change. It's not final. It's a starter list.
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katie schwartz's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Religion:	Jewish
Zodiac Sign:	Aquarius
Children:	Undecided
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Author, Emotionally Pantsed, Writer

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About me:

Hmm... I'm a writer and the author of my first forthcoming collection of non-fiction essays from So New Publishing in 08'. Check out my website for details, ga'head, it won't bite. http://www.katieschwartz.com.

Who I'd like to meet:
Nutcases. Fellas on bail or awaiting trial. Mostly for romance, quiet walks along the beach, super size hungry man meals for two while watching a roaring fire on DVD. Men that send dancing cyber roses, preferably in groups are also a big plus. Oh, wait, and epic emails, like three to four pagers detailing every single minutia detail of your harrowing history are always appreciated.

I guess I'd be open to meeting non-nutcases provided they have some creepy credentials.

katie schwartz's Friend Space (Top 35)

katie schwartz has 93 friends.

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Farmhouse Magazine

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HEEB MAG

Mia Morte (AKA Nora O'Sullivan)

Astonishing Adventures! Magazine

Jodie

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BUKOWSKI

Nicky

John Donald Carlucci

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Kevin

BUST MAGAZINE

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Beth Lapides

J.M. Green

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The Jewish Angle✡ הזווית היהודית

VOCIFERIOUS WAIL!

Todd

Pro-Choice Connection

Simon

The Very Hot Jews

Laura Silverman

Soft Skull Press

Book Soup

PunimDotCom

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Michael C. Cordell, Author	Dec 14 2008 3:46 PM Do fantastic and so's the writing, thanks. Still happily writing the first draft of my NaNo book. Keeps me sane through these crazy days. Keep smilin'... Michael
Michael C. Cordell, Author	Dec 14 2008 1:54 AM Hey, Katie - Just checking in and I decided to graffiti your comment board. Sorry it's so neat and un-spraycan like. Michael
Alan Lebetkin	Dec 8 2008 8:23 PM thanx for keeping it real, Katie.
Alan Lebetkin	Dec 1 2008 9:17 PM Thanks for being my friend! Be sure to check out my comedy clips on FunnyOrDie and YouTube. Become my fan on Facebook. Yours, Alan "Johnny Depp"
Paul D. Brazill	Nov 29 2008 8:39 AM Good Moaning!
Paul D. Brazill	Nov 28 2008 5:12 PM Hi katie!
Michael C. Cordell, Author	Oct 23 2008 4:12 AM PMA = Positive Mental Attitude :-) I'm GREAT, thanks ... how about you? Michael
Michael C. Cordell, Author	Oct 20 2008 6:51 PM Hey, Katie - Thanks for friending me :-) Keep up the PMA! Michael
VOCIFERIOUS WAIL!	Sep 29 2008 11:05 PM Katie! Shanah Tovah!!! Much love, Kristen
Keyhole Magazine	Aug 6 2008 7:55 PM Thank you! Open publication Keyhole Website
Mia Morte (AKA Nora O'Sullivan)	Jun 25 2008 4:50 PM Why thank you!
Kevin	Jun 3 2008 4:05 AM Slap of the Day
Mia Morte (AKA Nora O'Sullivan)	May 24 2008 8:07 PM I'm so happy, my movie isn't until midnight tonight, so I'm coming to the shin dig! Woohoo! And I go for camp! That's me and Josh at the goth club trying to look America's-Next-Top-Model-fierce. LOL!
Mia Morte (AKA Nora O'Sullivan)	May 23 2008 7:31 PM It was great to meet you too! I look forward to more ridiculousness this weekend! XOX
Kevin	May 8 2008 2:24 AM Slap of the Day
Kevin	May 8 2008 2:22 AM I've taken a holiday from the nut fetish and have slipped darker into slapping, oh my.
Kevin	Apr 20 2008 5:00 PM that's Kristin ;)
Kevin	Apr 20 2008 4:54 PM Be afraid, it's a big nut. They call this nut a baby.
Kevin	Apr 15 2008 2:13 AM I get all warm inside when I look at these nuts.
Daniel Grandbois	Apr 7 2008 4:10 PM Thank you.
Kevin	Mar 23 2008 6:08 PM I got no Easter nut sacks for you today.
GODZILLA!!!	Mar 18 2008 5:57 PM DOMO ARIGATO GOZAIMASU KATIE SCHWARTZ-SAN!!
Stephen	Feb 22 2008 8:28 PM Love the new theme, Beautiful! I might steal it for my own...
Kevin	Feb 21 2008 3:02 AM Verny is about to appear in an internet episodic, Killer Party, as an hermaphrodite called Dahn. Wayne Federman does a scene with him. Hey, let's me and you make one now, I'm getting tired of waiting, let's do some stuff...screams and dances with the cats.
John Sims	Feb 20 2008 11:34 PM always great talking with you, Child!

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