katie schwartz
katie schwartz
katie schwartz Ya betchya sweet ass I'm votin' for Obama/Biden!

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92 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



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GeneralWriting. Comedy. Feminism. Pining for my dead dog. Big gritty cities. Wide open spaces. Concrete. This list is subject to change. It's not final. It's a starter list.
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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Author, Emotionally Pantsed, Writer



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About me:


Hmm... I'm a writer and the author of my first forthcoming collection of non-fiction essays from So New Publishing in 08'. Check out my website for details, ga'head, it won't bite. http://www.katieschwartz.com.
Who I'd like to meet:
Nutcases. Fellas on bail or awaiting trial. Mostly for romance, quiet walks along the beach, super size hungry man meals for two while watching a roaring fire on DVD. Men that send dancing cyber roses, preferably in groups are also a big plus. Oh, wait, and epic emails, like three to four pagers detailing every single minutia detail of your harrowing history are always appreciated.

I guess I'd be open to meeting non-nutcases provided they have some creepy credentials.

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Michael C. Cordell, Author

Michael C. Cordell



Dec 14 2008 3:46 PM

Do fantastic and so's the writing, thanks. Still happily writing the first draft of my NaNo book. Keeps me sane through these crazy days.

Keep smilin'...
Michael
Michael C. Cordell, Author

Michael C. Cordell



Dec 14 2008 1:54 AM

Hey, Katie -

Just checking in and I decided to graffiti your comment board. Sorry it's so neat and un-spraycan like.

Michael
Alan Lebetkin

Alan Lebetkin



Dec 8 2008 8:23 PM

thanx for keeping it real, Katie.
Alan Lebetkin

Alan Lebetkin



Dec 1 2008 9:17 PM

Thanks for being my friend!

Be sure to check out my comedy clips on FunnyOrDie and YouTube.
Become my fan on Facebook.


Yours,

Alan

"Johnny Depp"

Paul D. Brazill

Paul Brazill



Nov 29 2008 8:39 AM

Good Moaning!
Paul D. Brazill

Paul Brazill



Nov 28 2008 5:12 PM

Hi katie!
Michael C. Cordell, Author

Michael C. Cordell



Oct 23 2008 4:12 AM

PMA = Positive Mental Attitude :-)

I'm GREAT, thanks ... how about you?

Michael
Michael C. Cordell, Author

Michael C. Cordell



Oct 20 2008 6:51 PM

Hey, Katie -

Thanks for friending me :-) Keep up the PMA!

Michael
VOCIFERIOUS WAIL!

VOCIFERIOUS WAIL!



Sep 29 2008 11:05 PM

Katie!
Shanah Tovah!!!
Much love,
Kristen
Keyhole Magazine

Keyhole Magazine



Aug 6 2008 7:55 PM

Thank you!

Open publication



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Mia Morte (AKA Nora O'Sullivan)

Nora O'Sullivan



Jun 25 2008 4:50 PM

Why thank you!
Kevin

Kevin



Jun 3 2008 4:05 AM


Slap of the Day
Mia Morte (AKA Nora O'Sullivan)

Nora O'Sullivan



May 24 2008 8:07 PM

I'm so happy, my movie isn't until midnight tonight, so I'm coming to the shin dig! Woohoo! And I go for camp! That's me and Josh at the goth club trying to look America's-Next-Top-Model-fierce.
LOL!
Mia Morte (AKA Nora O'Sullivan)

Nora O'Sullivan



May 23 2008 7:31 PM

It was great to meet you too! I look forward to more ridiculousness this weekend! XOX
Kevin

Kevin



May 8 2008 2:24 AM


Slap of the Day
Kevin

Kevin



May 8 2008 2:22 AM


I've taken a holiday from the nut fetish and have slipped darker into slapping, oh my.
Kevin

Kevin



Apr 20 2008 5:00 PM

that's Kristin ;)
Kevin

Kevin



Apr 20 2008 4:54 PM


Be afraid, it's a big nut.

They call this nut a baby.
Kevin

Kevin



Apr 15 2008 2:13 AM


I get all warm inside when I look at these nuts.
Daniel Grandbois

Daniel Grandbois



Apr 7 2008 4:10 PM

ULD Cover lr for Comments
Thank you.
Kevin

Kevin



Mar 23 2008 6:08 PM


I got no Easter nut sacks for you today.
GODZILLA!!!

GOdzIlla King all Monsters



Mar 18 2008 5:57 PM

DOMO ARIGATO GOZAIMASU KATIE SCHWARTZ-SAN!!

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Stephen

Stephen Rowan



Feb 22 2008 8:28 PM

Love the new theme, Beautiful! I might steal it for my own...
Kevin

Kevin



Feb 21 2008 3:02 AM

Verny is about to appear in an internet episodic, Killer Party, as an hermaphrodite called Dahn. Wayne Federman does a scene with him. Hey, let's me and you make one now, I'm getting tired of waiting, let's do some stuff...screams and dances with the cats.
John Sims

John Sims



Feb 20 2008 11:34 PM

always great talking with you, Child!
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