This is the home planet of thee poss
you find yourself on a dark cosy and friendly planet, with deep comfortable couches, a crazy old drunk alien starts speaking directly in to your mind, he says:
"myspace is one great big dive bar, all these debaucherous pictures, bumping and grinding in rhythmic, pounding, disgusting harmony"
he sloshes his drink as he talks, but continues on regardless
"there are fights on the on the boards
there are sluts on every seat,
dickheads cruise the dance floor searching for the easiest root,
and somewhere there is a lonely underage kid spewing their guts up in the toilet
A surge of something beyond comprehension pulses through you, throwing you miniscule field of perception into stark relief. As the feeling subsides, teh thing continues..
"it may be vile, but while your here you may as well have some fun, here's a few little things for you to do"
GET IN A BAR FIGHT:
PLAY SOME POOL:
CHAT TO THE REGULARS (you'll need javascript installed to use it)
DRAW ON THE SCRATCH PAD
you stink
you and your whole operation stink
i quit!!!
--Homer Simpson
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