Chris
Chris Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and convince themselves they have a better idea.

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29 years old
Washington DC
United States



Last Login: 9/8/2009
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GeneralFood and not dying. In that order.
MusicRecent faves:
O.K. Go
Restoring Poetry in Music
Dangerdoom
The Low Sparks
Eric Clapton & B.B. King "Riding w/the King"


But U2 still gets top billing.
MoviesThis is why I go to college: My favorite has been usurped--"Life is Beautiful" is now on top. "Weird Italian dude is incarcerated during the Holocaust and HILARITY ensues! Some-and-a-half stars!"
TelevisionMy DVD collection includes Boston Leagal
Pinky & The Brain
The West Wing
Futurama
The Family Guy
BooksIn the middle of The Reluctant Fundamentalist. Finished Cormack McCarthy's The Road. Still looking for something to beat The Prince.
HeroesThis seems as logical a place as any to admit this to the world. Here goes...

I root for villains.

I haven't anything against the do-gooders. Frankly, I'd like to think of myself as one more often than not. Nonetheless, if you ask me I will always say I prefer Snidley over Duddley.
Not real life villains, mind you, like Osama bin Laden or network television, just neat ones from comic books and movies and such. They are more intriguing.
And, of course, we're SUPPOSED to dislike them. So rooting for them is my way of being contrarian.
So, my favorite hero (villain) is Chernabog. And if you know who that is I want to be your friend.
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     Chris's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Elk Grove, CA
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Government

   Chris's Schools
University Of Nevada-Reno
Reno,Nevada
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: International Affairs, German
Clubs: International Affairs, German
 

2002 to 2006
Elk Grove High
Elk Grove, CA
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Gallery 291
 

1994 to 1998



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About me:
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The background pic is the Lloyds Building in London. It is niffty. Someone needs to bring back "niffty."

Who I'd like to meet:
What Disneyland attraction are you?

The Parking Lot Tram: The uncredited workhorse of the Disneyland resort. You take visitors from the largest parking lot on earth to the front door of Disneyland and back again. You aren't the picture of glamour and most wouldn't even think you provide any sort of excitment, but without you no fun could be had at all. You don't mean to, but you seem often sour. You get little respect and sometimes get losts of scorn, but yet you are faithful and eager to please. People need you and you need them. Your simpleness is the perfect backdrop to showcase the eager smiles of children riding you for their first time to the Happiest Place on Earth.
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T Marie

Tanya Davis



Apr 9 2009 4:16 PM

Hey Chris! I'm planning a trip to Europe in July and Greece is expensive and time consuming to travel to.
How are things in your world these days?
GIBSON

GIBSON



Dec 29 2008 8:14 PM

It was the City Paper, some time before you left for Northern CA. I think it was summer.
Think you could get one?
Liam's Proud Papa

Jason Tuttle



Nov 13 2008 7:29 PM

So, did Charlie Brown win the race? If he did, it's because you made all of the phone calls to potential voters in a timely, efficient, and productive manner. And out of curiosity, was his campaign slogan, "Rats..."? Seriously, I hope all is well in your world.
Jessi

Jessi



Aug 23 2008 3:37 AM

go see my blog for debate! miss you
Lindz

Lindsay Paquette



Jul 23 2008 6:23 PM

Star Wars Alpacas


ahahahaha!

Yeah yeah I know, you don't use the space anymore but I can still pretend right :o)
Liam's Proud Papa

Jason Tuttle



Jul 16 2008 7:00 PM

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I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

TG

TG



Apr 12 2008 5:51 PM

how's life dude?
TG

TG



Apr 1 2008 12:32 AM

Hey dude, what have you been up to?
Lindz

Lindsay Paquette



Mar 23 2008 5:41 PM



Happy Easter :o)
Guissell

Guissell



Mar 20 2008 6:33 AM

HEY CHICO HOW IS EVERYTHING??? I INCLUDED SOME HINTS SO YOU CAN KEEP LEARNING CHINESE...PRETTY FUNNY!!
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Guissell

Guissell



Jan 8 2008 2:50 AM

hey what happened to you visiting reno?? did you come to visit??
Kalani

Kalani



Dec 26 2007 12:25 PM

hey there! frohe weihnachten! i got your postcard and it totally brightened up my day!!! dc looks so wunderschön :) ps -- i have a stack of marzipan schokos with your name on them...komme doch nach de. oder ich schicke dir welche!!!
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Amber Jones



Dec 25 2007 6:27 PM

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world . . .
Chris

Chris



Dec 11 2007 3:15 AM

Everyone loves Game & Watch!
Doug

Doug



Dec 6 2007 4:52 PM

Ya, and if that bastard dumps that oil on my floor, I swear he is dead!
Greg

Greg



Dec 4 2007 2:10 AM

I would like to meet him too, but the second he throws bacon at me I'm gone!
TG

TG



Nov 23 2007 8:00 PM

Happy Turkey day to you too dude!
Kalani

Kalani



Nov 23 2007 7:41 PM

I hate to sound white trash...but that's just wrong, man!
Lindz

Lindsay Paquette



Nov 22 2007 6:27 PM

Awww, such a sentimental Christopher :o) This is a new side of you, teehee.

I hope you have a very Happy Thanksgiving as well. I'm sure your family and friends in the Grove miss you just as I do! Hugs
Kalani

Kalani



Nov 22 2007 3:44 PM

Aw hell, I'm so in denial about missing Thanksgiving...so I'm going to Berlin instead!!! Thanks for reminding me about everything I'm missing...geez ;)
Kalani

Kalani



Nov 13 2007 1:38 PM

so ein SCHEISS. BW is the center of NIX -- da ist es TOT. Bayern ueber alles...
Lindz

Lindsay Paquette



Nov 13 2007 4:55 AM



:o)
Lindz

Lindsay Paquette



Nov 4 2007 2:29 AM

We are planning on going home around the second of Jan for a few days, but we'll see. School is irritating. Most of the students are clueless and unable to take resposibility for their faults and mistakes. Very frustrating. And our instructor likes to coddle them to no end, so it only makes it worse. Good news is only 5 more weeks! And more good news is Jason is starting his new company and leaves his current job at the end of the year. No paychecks here we come!!! weeee haha
Kalani

Kalani



Oct 29 2007 7:16 AM

oh you little nerd! i'm so proud of you!!! you need to tell me now exactly what you are doing over there behind your three monitors, so i can get a good pic of all the good things you are doing for our little nevada. are you the person helping the politicians to pick out where to piss and mark their territory like dogs? that's the pic i'm getting. oooh, the little cynical in me again. okay, so tell me more, so i can suppress the cynical within me with marzipan and beam like a proud parent...or our proud german professors. they seem to willingly take over as ersatzeltern. even if we don't want them to.
Kalani

Kalani



Oct 27 2007 7:47 PM

hey du -- du bist online! well...i hafta say...hill is my numbah one. you can hate me now. okay, tell me something interesting. germany's getting cold and ugly...
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