Joseph
Joseph Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell. -Beetlejuice

Male
27 years old
ELK RIVER, MINNESOTA
United States



Last Login: 11/10/2009
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    Joseph's Interests
GeneralTattooing, piercing, branding, scarification, modification of all sorts, psychology, metamem-psychology, abstract thinking and abstract art, surrealism, intellectualism and intellectuals. MUSIC and making music. Art, literature, a deeper meaning- picking things apart, learning, creating.
MusicI listen to mostly metal music, although my tastes vary to the ecclectic. I listen to everybody and everything from hardcore agressive bands like, American Head Charge, Slipknot, MuDvAyNe to the more groovy skate-core, as I call it, Deftones, Limp Bizkit, KoRn to hardcore gangsta rap, Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, NWA, Cypress Hill, to hip hop like Atmosphere, Brother ALi, Beastie Boys, Public Enemy to more wacky, but tasty, alt. music like Cake and Soul Coughing to older stuff like the Beatles, Rolling Stones, Doors, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Eric Clapton, Tom Petty.... I'm pretty well rounded, and can respect all kinds of music and draw a little something from everything.
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MoviesThose movies that really screw with your head: The Island, Silence of the Lambs series, Requium for a Dream, American Beauty, Pi, Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, ect. (There are tons and I'll add later.)
Also, movies with rockstars, illicit narcotic consumption, ritualistic slaughter and horror/gore: The Doors, Tommy, Fear & Loathing, Cheech&Chong flicks, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Devil's Rejects, ect. ...And lastly, the plethora of autopsy, criminalogy, psychology, and oddball stuff that has helped shaped/warp me: Faces of Death, Traces of Death, interviews with various serial killers;(Gein, Manson,Berkowitz,Gacy)
TelevisionP.B.S. Support public television-
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BooksI'm not a big fan of fiction. There's enough fiction in this world as it is....

I am, however, a fan of periodicals like: Fortune, The New Yorker, TIME, Rolling Stone, Flash, Savage, Metal Edge, Hit Parader, Voice!!, Modern Drummer, Bass Player Monthly, Guitar World, etc.

Dante's "The Inferno"
"The Broken Brain" by Nancy Andreason
"Perfume" by Patrick Süskind

Books about things that are interesting to me: Psychiatry, psychology, art, music, ect.

... And various forms of poetry and prose....
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"Being a producer is a job for someone who is comfortable being completely out of the spotlight, but directly in the line of fire. I always used to remind myself that if the show was brilliant, it was all credit to the talent; but if it was a disaster, it was all my fault.”

-Christine Tschida

Former Producer for Garrison Keillor's, "A Prairie Home Companion"

Groups: The Mosh PitMN Local MusicWWJD- What Would Jimzilla Do?Drummers for life!Metal ArmadaMyth Nightclub

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     Joseph's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:St. Paul, Minnesota
Body type:6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Joseph's Schools
Ivan Sand Community School
Elk River,MN
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Chemical Affluence and Intoxication
Minor: Freakology and Weirdo 101
Clubs: Building Better Bongs, Party Like a Rockstar, Spin Dry Rehabilitation
 

1998 to 2000
Big Lake Sr.
Big Lake,MN
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Major: Garage Band 101
Minor: Skipping
Clubs: Beta Tappa Kega, Audio/video
 

1995 to 1998

   Joseph's Networking
Music - Live - Technician
Staging, lighting tech, production, Back Line Tech and Tour Management
Music - Administrative - Booking
Talent Purchasing Agent, Promoter for Padlock_Productions, Minneapolis, Minnesota and Mid-West affiliates
Television - Business - Manager
Vice President of Talent Acquisitions/ Talent Purchasing Agent and On Air Personality for MRTC.TV (Modern Rock Twin Cities Television)

   Joseph's Companies
Padlock_Productions
Elk River, MN US
Owner, Production coordinator/manager
Production, booking, touring

-FOREVER-
The Myth
Maplewood, MN US
Production
Production, staging, lighting

5-06 - current
I.A.T.S.E.
Minneapolis, MN US
Stage hand/tech
Production- (staging, sound, lighting, carpentry)

'00 - current
Compass Entertainment, Quest Nightclub
Minneapolis, Minnesota US
Stagehand/security
Live production

2000-2002
MRTC.TV (MODERN ROCK TWIN CITIES TELEVISION)
Minneapolis/St. Paul, Minnesota, US
VP Talent Acquisitions, Entertainment Purchasing
Personal Assistant to Producer Mr. Jeff Wagner, Bookings, Promotion, Creative Consultant, On Air Personality

2008-2009



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   Joseph's Blurbs
About me:
"Theater is a universal and boundless combining of art and technology.

On the artistic side, theater uses all forms of art, excluding none.

Likewise, theater freely uses all known technologies, even serving as the cutting edge for some.

It's not surprising then, that stage hand skills include all trades and literally span skill levels from those required to do simple tasks to rocket science.

Stage hands are diverse and flexible enough that the same person may work both ends of the skill spectrum on the same day.

With the capabilities that we have within our ranks, the importance of projecting a professional image is self evident."

Talk to me and find out what I'm like for yourself- I'm an open book.... I'm just an encyclopedia, and you may have to do some searching to find the answers.

I'm a Tour Manager, band tech and stagehand, currently looking for touring opportunities.

I have had the pleasure of working with some big name artists, on touring festivals, in night clubs, large and small, and on stadium tours.

Whether it be personally assisting the artists and management, wardrobe, to rigging and teching, I'm pretty versatile with plenty of experience in various forms of tour production and management.

Ah. Well... I attended Julliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that.

I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

Who I'd like to meet:
COHORTS AND CO-CONSPIRATORS

Jim Breuer, "ALCOHOL"

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Red Handed Productions

Red Handed Productions



Nov 9 2009 9:22 PM

THIS FRIDAY, NOV 13, SLASHER FEST!!! 11 OF HARDCORE BANDS, $8. ALL AGES, MUSIC AT 5 SHARP @ THE BEAT
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ALL TO HELL http://www.myspace.com/alltohell
HUNTER
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CHOKING ON REALITY http://www.myspace.com/chokingonreality
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The SwordLord



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Oct 24 2009 5:22 AM

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See the fantastic and shocking motion picture, KLOWNBOY CIRCUS OF GORE at the Riverview Theater (3800 42nd Ave S Minneapolis, MN 55406) on Saturday, Oct. 24th 2009!
Movie starts at 12:00 AM $7.00 at the door.

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Nothing Forgotten (NEW MUSIC UP NOW!!!)

Nothing Forgotten (NEW MUSIC UP NOW!!!)



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LIIMATAINEN

LIIMATAINEN



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Lindy Gabriel

Lindy Gabriel



Oct 1 2009 10:43 PM


JUST A REMINDER THAT GATA PLAYS THE ROCK BATTLE OF THE BANDS ON THURSDAY OCT. 8TH! HOPE U WILL COME SUPPORT US (:
ROCK ON AND HOPE 2  C U SOON!
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Beyond Forever SDMF BLS MN Chptr



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MooseKnuckle Bros.

MooseKnuckle Bros.



Sep 29 2009 5:23 PM

KnuckleKnews! We had such a great time plying at Flinstones Lounge Lounge that we thoughtwe would share some of the Music with ya'll. Check out our home page for the new music!

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SHAOLIN TEMPLE OF BOOM



Sep 29 2009 2:57 AM

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Lisa

Lisa



Sep 24 2009 4:52 PM

thanks for the add...have a good day!
Gash Blood (now booking)

Gash Blood (now booking)



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Vince

Vince Ebertz



Sep 20 2009 10:42 PM

hope to see ya bro.
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Lindy Gabriel



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MADLIFE

MADLIFE



Sep 15 2009 4:35 PM

What up?? Just stopping by to show some MADLIFE love!!!
Kyle O

Kyle O



Sep 9 2009 10:26 PM

Help me spread the word.

The last recording.

"Rise, Let Us Be on Our Way)"

Free.

I wrote it for my mom.

STill have not paid Rob!!!!!!!!!!

But.... now is the time.

Download,
listen,
believe.

www.myspace.com/musicforthemadness
Gabriel and the Apocalypse

Gabriel and the Apocalypse



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Sep 6 2009 11:04 PM

THE RABIES (Find us on Facebook too!!!)

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Sep 5 2009 8:35 PM

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