Kirsty
Kirsty Dear Mrs Thatcher. Pardon the language but I've got the fucking horn.

Female
20 years old
Bournemouth, South
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/22/2009
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    Kirsty's Interests
General

"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't." - Lenny Bruce:


Bill Hicks
George Carlin
Derek and Clive
Lenny Bruce
Richard Pryor
Tim Vine
Jon Stewart
Ian Stone
Gary Delaney
Reeves Peterson
Brian Damage and Krysstal
Lee Evans
Bill Bailey
Jimmy Carr
Eddie Izzard
Brian Gittins
Gareth Richards
Michael Fabbri
Chris Mayo
Mark Maier
Dave Thompson
Steve Day
Joe Bor
Geoff Norcott
Peter Kay
Mike Belgrave
Howard Read
Wes Packer
Pat Gallagher
Dave Ward
Barry Dodds

Music.."But dont forget the songs that made you cry and the songs that saved your life. Yes, you're older now and you're a clever swine, but they were the only ones who ever stood by you"

THE SMITHS, Morrissey, The Rolling Stones, THE CLASH, The Who, The Beatles, David Bowie, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, Martha Wainwright, JOHNNY CASH, Ian Dury and the Blockheads, KINGS OF LEON, Devendra Banhart, Simon and Garfunkel, Siouxise and the Banshees, The Buzzcocks, Don McLean, INTERPOL, The Jam, Janis Joplin, Jeff Buckley, Pulp, ROXY MUSIC, T-Rex, Klaxons, THE STROKES, The Killers, Adam Green, Amy Winehouse, Blondie, Nancy Sinatra, Blur, Bob Dylan, THE KINKS, Boomtown Rats, The Bravery, The Buzzcocks, Calvin Harris, The Cure, Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick & Tich, THE DOORS, Death From Above 1979, Elvis Presley, Eminem, FRANZ FERDINAND, Guns N'Roses, Harry Nilsson, The Hives, INXS, Jefferson Airplane, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, The Levellers, The Libertines, Lou Reed, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Madness, Madonna, Maximo Park, Michael Jackson, Mika (yeah, you heard me), MOHAIR, The Monkees, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, The Noisettes, Outkast, Queen, R.E.M, Razorlight, Regina Spektor, Sex Pistols, Status Quo, Sparks, SUPERGRASS, Thin Lizzy, The Zutons, We Are Scientists, DEATH AT SEA, The Smyths, T-Rextasy, Rollin' Stoned.. and anything I can dance [retardly] to.

Movies..A Taste Of Honey, Not Only but Always, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, See No Evil Hear No Evil, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, It's A Wonderful Life, Little Shop of Horrors, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Old Boy, Saturday Night and Sunday Morning, Rebel Without A Cause.
Television..QI, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Mock The Week, Blackadder, The IT Crowd, Wallace and Gromit, South Park, Father Ted, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Fawlty Towers, Nathan Barley (how cheeky was only one series??), The Mighty Boosh, Dragon's Den (Peter Jones, phwoar - is that wrong?) Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge, Bottom, The Young Ones, The League of Gentlemen, Beauty and the Geek, Hollyoaks, Friends.
Books"There's more to life than books y'know, but not much more."

..Nineteen Eighty-Four
Wuthering Heights
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Keep the Aspidistra Flying
Love All The People
The Book of General Ignorance
Tragically, I Was an Only Twin

Heroes

"Some people say I'm like Koresh, but without the guns or pussy. So basically, just a real annoying guy."

"I’d rather be remembered as a big-mouthed failure than as an effete little wimp."

"We teach people how to remember, we never teach them how to grow."

"Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.'"

For being a couple of drunkards, making life that little bit more amusing.

"I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself."


     Kirsty's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Bournemouth
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Children:Undecided
Occupation:BORED STUDENT

   Kirsty's Schools
Bournemouth School for Girls
Bournemouth, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
 

2007 to Present

   Kirsty's Companies
TK Maxx
Bournemouth, UK
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I would die if it meant I could meet William Melvin Hicks.

Stephen Fry.

Comedians of all shapes and sizes, and anyone else who can make me genuinely laugh.


   Kirsty's Friend Space (Top 8)
Kirsty has 54 friends.
 Magda 


 Elbi 


 Rose 


 Sabrina 


 sarah and emily 


 natasha. 


 Death At Sea 


 The Smyths 





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r.i.p better dressed than adam.

r.i.p better dressed than adam.



Oct 7 2008 10:25 AM

no these words are just for our hardcore fan kirsty!

sab will buy your ticket from me:)

ps i can give you money for the sigur ros ticket whenever!

cal x
Sabrina

Sabrina



Oct 5 2008 4:18 PM

Did you like your BDTA message? How loverly of them. Twas loverly to see you t'other night too!
Im glad you blabbed your "secret" before i did. Lol. Oops.
If you see Ian before I inform you of my re-hirement, put pressure on him :D
Love you x-X_x
r.i.p better dressed than adam.

r.i.p better dressed than adam.



Oct 4 2008 6:34 PM

we're thirsty for kirsty
r.i.p better dressed than adam.

r.i.p better dressed than adam.



Oct 3 2008 2:13 PM

hey!

be sure to text vote for us for the RED BATTLE!!!!

text RED 170 to 81696! tell all your friends to do the same!

plus if you want tickets to the gig itself, message us! £4 a ticket - sunday october 19th.

take it easy, BDTA X

KIRSTY ROCKS OUR WORLD, FUCK THAT, KIRSTY ROCKS THE WHOLE WORLD.
The Doctor

Luke Marc Carlile-Stanton



Sep 28 2008 9:17 PM

haha yeah, it was alright!

xxxx
The Doctor

Luke Marc Carlile-Stanton



Sep 28 2008 8:43 AM

Yeah i am actually

How about you?

xxxxx
The Doctor

Luke Marc Carlile-Stanton



Sep 24 2008 8:35 PM

Yeah i know. Things are ok thank you very much, how about you?

haha! Yeah i remember that but i can't remember who was Jesus! Ah well!

xxxxxx
Nymphetamine.Girl

Nymphetamine.Girl



Sep 4 2008 10:07 AM

Happy Birthday Kirsty!!!
I'll never forget the date lol
xxx
Yellowgroove

Yellowgroove



Sep 2 2008 6:38 PM

Hey Kirsty,
Finally sorted out a gig in Bournemouth on the 8th Dec. Hope to see you there!
Yellowgroove
r.i.p better dressed than adam.

r.i.p better dressed than adam.



Sep 1 2008 6:02 PM

ibar next monday £4 - better dressed than adam, farewell city, pump action radio + more

up for it?

sab, ellie and rose are going.
x
This Is Now

This Is Now



Jul 12 2008 12:56 PM

thank you for the kind words, we're glad that you enjoyed it! :) x
Rose

Rose



Jun 9 2008 3:30 PM

psssst

...


YOU MAKE MY FANNY GALLOPPPP
Sabrina

Sabrina



Jun 4 2008 7:30 PM

Im so tempted to write a beast that you have to delete, giving me the rite to moan at you :D
But I wont. Because Im nice. And moan enough atm :P
x-X_x
Rose

Rose



May 29 2008 4:17 PM

yeh brocoli and all that.
oh cool why you in london? everyone sin london. well mabey next week we haveto do somethin then. :)

have fin in lodnon whatvere it is, unles its like a pig eating festival or a nazi confrence orrr a tree nkoikn down festival

but apart form if its thathav efun

im geuusing its actualy comedy,music or car related :)

xxxx
Rose

Rose



May 28 2008 9:42 PM

i lietsne dto what you said, i DINDT cycle home in the rain todya, i wore plimosls WITHOUT holes in them, i had a bath and made a vegtable stew and stayed intoinht, and i wnetto teh doctors yetserday and got antibotics and i feel A THOUSAND times better, tahsnk to you.

do you wann go out sturady nite??

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxlove you
Yellowgroove

Yellowgroove



May 19 2008 6:15 PM

the gig has been moved to the following thursday now, hope you can still make it then.
Yellowgroove

Yellowgroove



May 16 2008 7:22 PM

hey kirsty,
cheers, glad you enjoyed it. Does that mean when we call people up stage next time you'll come up to bang a tambourine with us:)
simon
Death At Sea

Death At Sea



May 16 2008 11:44 AM

Thanks a lot for coming Kirsty.
I'll get onto Dave to put that song up then! Hope you have a good weekend! John
Trevor Lock's Philosophy Society

Trevor Lock's Philosophy Society



May 6 2008 10:49 AM

Trevor Lock,Brett Goldstein
Sabrina

Sabrina



May 4 2008 11:38 AM

I swear I commented you the other day! Because you are lacking the myspace love from me!
Damn. And why wont mine or Ellies pics show up??? Humph. Ill text you later about the comedy night, ja?
Much love x-X_x
Magda

Magda



Apr 22 2008 8:29 PM

Me & Yasmin were discussing it at break ;) xx
The Doctor

Luke Marc Carlile-Stanton



Mar 28 2008 9:50 PM

Literally any question, providing it is of the stupid variety get on to me and i will whip the camera out :D

xxxx
The Doctor

Luke Marc Carlile-Stanton



Mar 28 2008 5:36 PM

:D

cheers!

xxxxxx
The Doctor

Luke Marc Carlile-Stanton



Mar 27 2008 6:20 PM

Can you destroy a lamp with a tea bag?

I found out

http://uk. youtube. com/watch?v=uh6PiRO3Ymo

Enjoy :D

xxxxxxxxxx
The Doctor

Luke Marc Carlile-Stanton



Mar 24 2008 11:14 AM

No, fine by me.

xxx
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