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How to Kill Time at Walmart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner
(or your mother) is taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of lemonade on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
code 3 in housewares..... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask, 'Why
can't
you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and
pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say,
'PICK ME!
PICK ME!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the
fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!'
(And last but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait awhile
and then yell,
very loudly, 'There is no
toilet paper in here!'

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The German Paintball Community asks for your help!

Our government is considering a crackdown on paintball after the Winnenden school massacre, which saw teenager Tim Kretschmer shoot 15 people and then himself. Kretschmer hasn't played paintball - ever.
Governing parties in Germany say that the game of paintball a malign influence because it "simulates killing" and trivialises violence.

German ballers petitioned the parliament (Bundestag) not to ban the game of paintball.

This is where YOU come in ....

OU can help the german paintball community by signing the e-petition!


To sign the petition, you will need to create an account for the parliament's epetition website first:

https://epetitionen.bundestag.de/index.php?action=register

You need give your name, address and email etc. on the form provided.

Once you have completed the registration process you can sign the petition:

https://epetitionen.bundestag.de/index.php?action=petition;sa=details;petition=4145

Please the the latest news about the official petition which is now online. We need 50,000 votes within the next 3 weeks. Everyone can vote, no matter which nationality. You only need to fill in the forms. A guide//instruction how to do this can be found here:

http://www.techpb.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=34816

Please support us again. The ban is for now avoided but can be put up again and again. This can help us in the longterm.

Many thanks for your support

Thanks to Florian for the information and the text ;)

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