If you hate getting spam on your page as much as I do, please feel free to use the graphic below to fight back..lol My whole inspiration for this graphic was from MySpace awards center, a fantastic page here on myspace you all should check out.
Music
Television
This makes me laugh!!Hahahahaha!! You know if you stare at it , you find that it goes in time with any song I have playing on my page.... Strange..
Books
The young maricones and the horny muchachas,
The big fat widows delirious from insomnia,
The young wives thirty hours' pregnant,
And the hoarse tomcats that cross my garden at night,
Like a collar of palpitating sexual oysters
Surround my solitary home,
Enemies of my soul,
Conspirators in pajamas
Who exchange deep kisses for passwords.
Radiant summer brings out the lovers
In melancholy regiments,
Fat and thin and happy and sad couples;
Under the elegant coconut palms, near the ocean and moon,
There is a continual life of pants and panties,
A hum from the fondling of silk stockings,
And women's breasts that glisten like eyes.
The salary man, after a while,
After the week's tedium, and the novels read in bed at night,
Has decisively fucked his neighbor,
And now takes her to the miserable movies,
Where the heroes are horses or passionate princes,
And he caresses her legs covered with sweet down
With his ardent and sweaty palms that smell like cigarettes.
The night of the hunter and the night of the husband
Come together like bed sheets and bury me,
And the hours after lunch, when the students and priests are masturbating,
And the animals mount each other openly,
And the bees smell of blood, and the flies buzz cholerically,
And cousins play strange games with cousins,
And doctors glower at the husband of the young patient,
And the early morning in which the professor, without a thought,
Pays his conjugal debt and eats breakfast,
And to top it all off, the adulterers, who love each other truly
On beds big and tall as ships:
So, eternally,
This twisted and breathing forest crushes me
With gigantic flowers like mouth and teeth
And black roots like fingernails and shoes.
Translated by Mike Topp
Pome by Pablo Neruda
In the meantime I have a digital gallery on the web if you like to take a look at a large variety of my work. There are nudes in my galleries, so if you are offended by nudity or are under 18 don't look.
Hey there and welcome to my Myspace page. I am an artist here in L.A. California.
I mostly work in the digital format and was trained as a classical painter in college.
My first job as an artist was coloring comic books for Malibu comics in 1992 with Photoshop 2.1.
I have been doing work as an illustrator and working on video games lately.
I now live in the LA area of Southern California and am looking forward to meeting new people on Myspace.
I am a freelance artist right now, so I am always looking for work. Please drop me a line if you have a job in mind for me.
Who I'd like to meet: Below are some banners for groups or people I like.
Feel free to take any banner for your own page.
are you excited for addy to move?i wasnt for keifer but i guess yesterday he went to go visit and refused to back to the 2s and stayed with sharen the hole day! i think addy will do fine because she is very sassy so the bigger kids wont pick on her:)she moves monday? you gonna be able to help her out? did you ever start on them online survey things i told you about? i hope you did, i just another check, this was for $237 from 2 weeks ago. if you didn't yet, pshhh, get on it; i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is again:
Sounds good. I know I start training for my teaching position on the 6th and it will be ongoing for a few more months but hopefully we can work something out. the extra coin i make from taking those paid surveys online helps out alot tho; you should really do them too; i mean, hey, the extra money comes in handy, right? i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:
www.blingforwork.com
I prolly won't have anything going on that weekend so if nothing else, maybe I can get back to town for a few days then. If I can work it out, you'll have to meet 'em too. Talk to ya later buddy. Keep me updated!
UGH! It's just that he picks the damnedest (I know it's not a word) times to take a nap. I am STARVING and I didn't plan on cooking because my dad gave us a gift certificate to go to Ruby Tuesday and we had plans to go. I tried to wake him up over an hour ago and he's still laying there. I'm moving on from annoyed to pissed off! anywayz, it went good. We got stuff for our wii. How was yours? know what sucks? that IM supposed to be the one that knows about "web-stuff" and your profile is better than mine? Maybe I should just let you take care of mine like mom does Dan's...ohh, that reminds me, speaking of mom; i finally got her to start taking those surveys online like i'm doing, cuz i know the extra money sure comes in handy. you should really try em. i mean, if i got mom to try it, psh, i can get anybody to, heh..i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:
www.blingforwork.com
... anyhow, I know we are both kinda like "wo ah" right now. But I just wanted to take a second to remind you that you are Amazing!
We're going to put our first album up for free download very soon...so don't worry about having to buy that...We are giving away our EP at shows...and we're recording in May, so we'll have a whole bunch of new stuff in the flesh...looks like you may have to just come and see us...regarding the christmas song...consider it done...I have yet to deface Santa...I've got some time to do it right too-King Jank
hey woman I had to call you and tell you happy birthday yesterday but I wanted to tell you again and i see your on here... SO I will tell you eds next date is on may 14th... ill call you later..
Thanks for the add...I wish that Gene and Dean Ween were my older cousins...and if you have not already...watch Bill Hicks last recorded performance at Igby's in L.A. on youtube. He looks like shit...but he's on. -King Jank
Online Now!
