Pajiba
"Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People"

Male
33 years old
ITHACA, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 6/28/2008
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MusicSandy Rowles, Ben Folds, Elvis Costello, Ryan Adams, Neil Finn, The Killers, Dylan, Old Crowe Medicine Show, Joshua Radin, Glen Phillips, Patty Griffin, White Stripes, Beck, Ben Lee, Springsteen, Clem Snide, Wilco, Damien Rice, Ed Harcourt, Foo Fighters, GNR, The Jayhawks, Whiskeytown, Old 97s, Liz Phair, Marah, Michael Penn, Mutual Admiration Society, Nancy Wilson, Paul Westerberg, Pete Yorn, Robert Downey, Jr., Sam Cooke, Travis, Weezer, William Shatner, Aimee Mann, Uncle Tupelo, XTC.
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Cameron Crowe, Wes Anderson, Billy Wilder, David Fincher, High Fidelity, Serenity, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Double Indemnity, Zero Effect, David O' Russell, Curtis Hanson, Soderbergh, Paul Thomas Anderson, Donnie Brasco, Charlie Kaufmann, Tarantino, Kubrick, American Beauty, V for Vendetta, The Third Man, Donnie Darko, The Graduate, Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead, Christopher Nolan.
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Freaks and Geeks, Veronica Mars, Battlestar Gallactica, Boston Legal, The Office, Survivor, Amazing Race, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Friday Night Lights, Deadwood, The Wire, Weeds, Theif, Nip/Tuck, Lost, Entourage, Sports Night, Firefly, West Wing, Gilmore Girls, Buffy, Rescue Me, The Job, Wonder Years, 24.
BooksMichael Chabon, Chuck Klostermann, Jonathon Lethem, Jonathon Franzen, Nick Hornby, Dave Eggers, Frank Portman, Zadie Smith, Anne Tyler, Joseph Heller, Jonathan Safran Foer, David Mamet, David Foster Wallace, Steve Martin, Jeffrey Eugenides, Bret Easton Ellis, Richard Russo, Peter Garulnick, Aimee Bender, Phillip Roth, Peter Garulnick, Adam Langer, Jancee Dunn, Sarah Vowell, Douglas Copeland, Jonothan Coe, Marisha Pessl, Hunter Thompson, Early John Irving ...

     Pajiba's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Boston
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:Someday
Education:Post grad
Occupation:General Scathing

   Pajiba's Schools
Boston University
Boston, MA
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
 

1998 to 2001
University Arkansas
Fayetteville, AR
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Journalism
 

1993 to 1997

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For reasons we'd rather not go into, we can't actually tell you what Pajiba means but, should Pajiba catch fire and become a national phenomenon, we would like you to know that it is pronounced as follows:

p-jb

For those of you who skipped fourth-grade grammar and have no idea what a schwa is, we'll make it simple: Pajiba sounds like a part of the female anatomy, which makes it an awfully enjoyable word to say (try it, out loud, in your cubicle). Any other pronunciation makes us bristle, hack, and contort our faces in very unpleasant ways

Based ostensibly in Ithaca, New York, Pajiba has offices (and by "offices," we mean guys and gals writing reviews on kitchenette tables in their overpriced hovels or in their cubicles during office hours) in Los Angeles, Brooklyn, Boston, Tulsa, small-town Pennsylvania, and even Fayetteville, Arkansas A complete list of our regular staff members can be found here. If you lurk in the comments section for any length of time, you'll also notice that we have several regular commenters (often referred to as The Eloquents) who make quite a few valuable contributions to the Pajiba experience.

Who I'd like to meet:
Letterman, Cintra Wilson, Chabon, Eggers, Hornby, Klostermann, Hunter Thompson, Sorkin, Cameron Crowe, Ben Folds, Foer, Coupland, David E. Kelly.



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Leslie





Jul 2 2008 11:08 PM

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Leslie





Jun 26 2008 10:07 PM

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Shadows of Dakaron





Jun 15 2008 8:23 PM

Damnit...I didn't realize it kept sending these comments. I gotta figure out these things and read them before I agree to anything.
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Jun 13 2008 4:30 PM

Yes, these myspace apps really suck... you can always turn off the html in comments if it bothers Godtopus.
Shadows of Dakaron





Jun 11 2008 4:14 PM

I just gave you a sticker for your profile.

Click here to view it full size and send me one back!




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Phillip





May 28 2008 11:51 PM

This profile has seriously been bukkake'd by spam.
Shadows of Dakaron





May 13 2008 3:49 PM



Can you beat my score on the "Name these disney animals" quiz?














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May 12 2008 8:19 AM

Hey Pajiba, I just bought you as my PET!
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May 9 2008 6:07 PM


Hey Pajiba, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!



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Leslie





Apr 18 2008 11:37 PM

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Apr 8 2008 5:53 AM

schwa

a in about
e in taken
i in pencil
o in lemon
u in circus

That's the only thing I learned in first grade. I still remember the poster with a sentence and graphic somehow incorporating all of those elements in a bizarre circus seal balancing act.
Phillip





Mar 11 2008 2:31 PM

Let all be warned: Sass me or correct my grammar and I'll edit your comment to make you look like a flatulent tardscoop!

(Not really, but also really)
Sean





Feb 15 2008 8:12 AM

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Carrie





Jan 18 2008 9:07 PM

Thanks for overlooking the fact that Lil Abner is on my favorite movies list and adding me anyway!
We won't even discuss my not-so-secret love of Mama's Family...
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Jan 2 2008 12:51 AM

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Dec 31 2007 7:42 PM

happy...
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Nov 28 2007 8:23 AM

Thanks for the add! Moustache hearts Pajiba!

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Phillip





Nov 28 2007 2:15 AM

I wasn't making enough money in the review business so I started shilling soft-core for the Lord. What?
Phillip





Nov 15 2007 9:59 PM

Aaron





Oct 2 2007 8:59 AM

Thanks for the reluctant add. Geez...
Eric





Sep 28 2007 1:19 AM

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Aug 11 2007 4:06 PM

I'm not even shitting you, Son In Law is on CMT right this very second.
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Aug 1 2007 12:56 PM

Way to go DAD!!
Jenny





Jun 27 2007 11:12 PM

An excerpt from my book:

I keep a box full of sand and shit in my house.

Because I own a cat.

The end.
Author: J. R. Farrell





Jun 21 2007 11:52 AM

An excerpt from my book
Bits & Pieces

To my son(s)
(May 2nd 2006 12:52am)

As clear as it is my heart for you will never die.

My sons - never honor your honor.
My sons - never betray your betrayer.
My sons - never exist to exist.

My sons - your findings will never be known.
My sons - your words will never be heard.
My sons - your pain will never be felt.

As clear as it is my heart for you will never die.

My sons - never invade your invader.
My sons - never love for your lover.
My sons - never lie to a liar.

My sons - never forget that you forgot.
My sons - never walk away from walking.
My sons - never pray for your prayer.

As clear as it is my heart for you will never die.

© Copyright 2007 –
Reproduction strictly prohibited
unless by the written consent from the author
J. R. Farrell
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Jun 13 2007 1:37 AM

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Jun 1 2007 12:25 PM

Thanks for the add! My day's not complete w/o a little Pajiba...
Dale Blackdog





Jun 1 2007 7:10 AM


THANX FOR BEING MY FRIEND

Cheryl





Apr 11 2007 2:27 PM

Guys, I just realized that almost everything on my page was pulled directly from a Pajiba page or link.

A lot of my friends have been commenting on how funny I've been lately.

I'm going to continue taking the credit.
Staceface





Apr 10 2007 10:48 AM

Sweet!

Wait, today is Wednesday? I'm losing it.
Staceface





Apr 10 2007 10:43 AM

When do we get to see the imix results? They're the most sought after results on the internet right now! (After Anna Nicole's babydaddy, naturally.)
~BREATHE~





Apr 4 2007 10:48 PM