Bony Tony

-Harold & Maude ("Do you... enjoy... knives?")
-Heathers ("This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.")
-The House of Yes ("Were you poor? Did you eat chicken pot pie?")
-A Fish Called Wanda ("You can stick this marriage right in your bottom.")
-Time Bandits ("Little things hitting each other. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE!")
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail ("Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed.")
-V for Vendetta ("I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence.")
-Brokeback Mountain ("God, I wish I knew how to quit you!")
-Charly ("Why is that people who would never dream of making fun of a blind man or a cripple will make fun of a retard?")
-Donnie Darko ("Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion")
-The Ninth Gate ("Even Hell has its heroes, señor.")
-The Rules of Attraction ("I like Sean because he looked, well, slutty. A boy who'd been around. A boy who couldn't remember if he was Catholic or not.")
-Serenity ("Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!")
-Amelie ("I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine.")
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ("Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.")
-Garden State ("Wow! I cannot believe you're not retarded!")
-I Heart Huckabees ("I can't go back in there. It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete!")
-Love Me If You Dare ("Tell me that you love me first because I'm afraid that if I tell you first you'll think that I'm playing the game.")
-Igby Goes Down ("Good things come to obsessive-compulsives who fixate.")
-Adaptation ("I'm probably the smartest person I know.")
-Being John Malkovich ("I think it's kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a portal, y'know, sort of like, it's like, like he has a vagina. It's sort of vaginal, y'know, like he has a, he has a penis AND a vagina. I mean, it's sort of like... Malkovich's... feminine side. I like that.")
-Human Nature ("You must choose. It is like that movie "Sofie's Choice" only it is Nathan's choice. Do you know that movie, "Sofie's Choice"? It is like that. Only it is this.")
-Cruel Intentions ("E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.")
-Practical Magic ("Hang onto your husbands, girls!")
-Notting Hill ("After all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.")
-My Best Friend's Wedding ("Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!")
-Can't Hardly Wait ("Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine!")
-10 Things I Hate About You ("Are you asking me out? That's so cute. What's your name again?")
-Eurotrip ("So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I role over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly?")
-Shall We Dance (though, I despise Jennifer Lopez and generally dislike Richard Gere, this movie made me happy)
-National Lampoon's European Vacation ("God, I miss Jack.")
-Moulin Rouge ("He's got a huge... talent.")
-The Witches of Eastwick ("I see men running around trying to put their dicks into everything, trying to make something happen... but it's WOMEN who are the source... the only power. Nature, birth, rebirth. Cliche? Cliche... sure... but true.")
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ("Everything in this room is *eat*able. Even I'm *eat*able. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.")
-The Nightmare Before Christmas ("Won't they be impressed, I am a gen-i-us!")
-Beetlejuice ("Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean.")
ok
-all Tim Burton films
-all Quentin Tarantino films
-all Wes Anderson films
-Tobey Maguire (because he's a big dork and he's cute)
-Christina Ricci (love her)
-Kirsten Dunst (she's actually quite good)
-Johnny Depp (Oh, so good!)
-Ewan McGregor (If it ain't Scottish, it's crap)
-Jude Law (hot, especially now that he's sleeping with everything under the sun)
-Sarah Michelle Gellar (gotta support Buffy)
-all Dracula films