Josh
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"call my mom and ask her!"
Male
26 years old
Smyrna, Tennessee
United States
Last Login:
5/17/2008
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Josh's Interests
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| General | Checking my mail, watching paint dry, Wakeboarding, Computers, Animals (like myself), Wet T-Shirt Contests, Hot Babes, Staying Clear of STDs, Mario Golf (new obsession), Investigative Reporting (I figured out who was cutting the cheese at my house one night)
| | Music | My music list is probably WAYYYY longer than yours. That means I am cooler, right?
Right now, though, it is basically:
The Human Abstract
Angels and Airwaves
Anberlin
Metallica
Early
November
Diamond Rio
Smashing
Pumpkins
3EB
Def Leopard
Poison
John
Mellencamp
PM5K
Blues Traveler
Eve
6
Granian
Hilary Duff
Pat Green
Alice in
Chains
Pantera
Lostprophets
Weezer
Jeff
Healy
Blackfoot
Spacehog
Finch
Tom
Petty
RHCP
Skee Lo
Jason Mraz
Dave
Matthews
Bad Religion
Chevelle
Nixons
Bubba
Sparxxx
Marvelous 3
Bruce Hornsby
Montgomery
Gentry
3 6 Mafia
Tool
White
Zombie
Usher
Bob Marley
Daft Punk
Matt
Nathanson
REM
Clint Black
Story of the
Year
Gratitude
Pearl Jam
Incubus
The
Boss
White Town
Lisa barbuscia
David Lee
Murphy
Mark Wills
Alan Jackson
Simple
Plan
Nick Drake
Don McLean
Josh
Joplin
Something Corporate
Lit
Johnny
Lang
Brooks and Dunn
Patrick
Park
Guster
Wheatus
Alabama
Binocular
Angie
Aparo
Dr Goodman
Wayne
John Denver
Good
Charlotte
Nitty Gritty Dirt
Band
Megadeth
Eagles
Further Seems
Forever
Zero
7
Sevendust
Underoath
Sepultura
Refreshments
Prince
Lifehouse
Billy
Dean
Switchfoot
Marc Cohn
Alphaville
John
Secada
Bob Seger
Fuel
Jet
Phil
Collins
Joe Diffie
U2
Rusted Root
Real
McCoy
Plumb
The Used
The
Wallflowers
Blackstreet
Ellis
Paul
OMC
Lonestar
Imogen
Heap
K's Choice
Edwin McCain
Deep
Blue Something
Vanessa Williams
Big Daddy
Weave
Soul Coughing
Primitive Radio
Gods
CollIn Raye
Simply Red
Iron &
Wine
Josh Groban
Courtney Fairchild
Goo Goo
DoLls
Men at Work
Cheap Trick
Harvey
Danger
Jem
Kenny Rogers
Peter
GabrieL
Sammy Kershaw
Dashboard
ConfEssional
Jim Croce
Depeche
Mode
Richard Marx
Liz
Phair
A-Ha
RATM
Orbital
Black
Crowes
Creeper Lagoon
BT
Lara Fabian
The
OutfielD
Dinosaur
Jr.
Southfm
Tim McGraw
Seven Mary
Three
Unwritten Law
Scorpions
Esthero
DJ
Sammy
Dexter
Freebish
James
Keith
Whitley
Kent
Blue Oyster Cult
The
Bravery
Vince Gill
Nina Gordon
Good stuff. Better than the music you listen to prolly, huh?
| | Movies | Reign Over Me, Shawshank Redemption, The Natural | | Television | simple:
Entourage. Best show ever. Ari is my fav guy in the history of fav people (real or fake) | | Books | Normal Books: Charlotte's Web.
Nerd Books: Doing Objects in Visual Basic 2005, Programming Microsoft Visual C# 2005: The Language, Inside Microsoft SQL Server 2005: T-SQL Querying | | Heroes | My Father Harvey, John Rawls, and JFK. |
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Running With Scissors, Boycott Bush Nominees, Sadistics Nightmares, Beer Sellar, Old School Pirating, Warez Pirates, Sigma Phi Epsilon, ELiTe OLD SKeWL AoL PrOGGiEz & PrOGGeRz
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Josh's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Nashville | | Body type: | 5' 11" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Occupation: | Computer Programmer | |
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About me:
Hello my pals! Josh is back with a brand new edition.
Want to know about me? hmm...
I'm a decent guy, I guess. Your typical fellow. I'm a know it all and I don't ask for directions too often because I'd rather just look it up on the internet and be done with it. I don't really like to argue that much, but people like to argue with me because I'm good at it I think. I share a birthday with John Cougar Mellencamp, Simon Cowell, and Toni Braxton. That's kinda bad ass, huh?
I have an awesome group of friends and family. Check this shit out. My grandmother had 11 kids. My mother was the youngest out of those 11. I am my mother's youngest. That means I have like 30 cousins in my third generation and I'm the baby. That's kinda bad ass, too, huh?
I am a computer programmer. It's a pretty good way to live I guess. I need to go skydiving or something though soon to keep my street-cred up I think.
I am pretty laid back. I hang out with hot babes alot. They can't get enough of me. You ever see rap guys in videos with hot babes all around them? That's me. I also enjoy saying the phrase "Hot Babes" in a Napoleon Dynamite's brother Kip voice.... even though that is SOO 2003 or something.
I don't have any pets right now. I love cats, though. I am thinking of getting a bird at the moment. Any suggestions? Wonder if a penguin could survive in a deciduous climate? That'd sure as heck be a neat pet, huh?! You could even give him a little batman toy to tear all to hell. Get it? HAHA I kill me. Speaking of which...
I once faked my own death and blamed it on all my friends. Kid you not. Some of you on here may remember it from March 2006. It was amazing! I lied to EVERYONE I knew about it to see how crazy the stories could be. I had people who didn't know me saying how cool I was and stuff. It was pretty scary. I don't want 18 year old freak girls from MySpace Canada at my funeral telling everyone how cool I am! That's BOGUS!
Let that be a warning to everyone: Make out your guest list to your funeral and update it each time you update our will! You won't regret it. The last thing you want is for that weird fucker you know at the grocery store (who always remembers your name but you dont know his) to show up at your funeral drunk and start making stories up about you guys sitting out by the lake drinking and talking about life. And, hey, if you ever need to test your own funeral accomodations to make sure they are sound, just fake your own death. It's fun, it's easy, and best of all it's free (as in beer). It will be a sure fire way to bring out all the BS'ers and expose them like I did.
REASONS FOR GIVING UP HOPE:
Nothing works, nothing counts, no one cares, no one listens, standards have fallen, everyone's fatter, lines are longer, traffic's worse, kids are dumber, and the air is dirty. I'll be back later with more reasons for giving up hope. In the meantime, try to come up with a few of your own.
"Oh shit! This is the about me section!" :)
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Who I'd like to meet:
Kirk Hammett, Joe Elvis, and Samuel L. Jackson.
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