GAVIN NEWSOM, skydiving, sustainable agriculture, realism, trying not to psychoanalyze you, deadpan comedy, gratuitous sex with strangers, lima beans, hard liquor, all kinds of jerky, chihuahuas, never-completed to-do lists, old broadway, words, singing my fucking lungs out, hot babes!, honesty, positive body image, impromptu meetings over coffee, overanalytical thinking, lifting heavy weights, writing, the beach at night, walking with almost perfect people, frilly underthings, taking in San Francisco, being aware, being present, trees, eating disorder awareness, vegetables, grocery shopping, dildo design and manufacture, INFOMERCIALS, lying about my gender, politics, cooking, animals, nutrition, challenging people, being naked, the ubiquitous fog, never having my name spelled correctly on Starbucks cups
Music
Movies
are never as good as their literary counterparts.
Television
generally sucks with the exception of!: Arrested Development, The Office, Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT, What Not to Wear (STACY I LOVE YOU MARRY ME THX), Intervention,
Books
Middlesex, Wasted, A Million Little Pieces (haterz to the left), My Friend Leonard, Junky, The Fuck Up, Omnivore's Dilemma, Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Madness, Travels with Charley, For Esme - With Love and Squalor, Cadillac Desert, A Thousand Splendid Suns, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark, Bad Astronomy: Misconceptions and Misuses Revealed, (most importantly) a decent THESAURUS
Haley's Details
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Not Sure
Hometown:
San Francisco!
Body type:
0' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity:
Pacific Islander
Religion:
Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
Post grad
Occupation:
Rodeo Clown
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
Haley's Schools
Stanford University
Stanford, CA
Graduated: 1960
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Postdoctoral
Major: Sexual Healing
Minor: Rabbit Slaughter
1955 to 1960
Haley's Companies
24 HR Fitness SF, US Personal Trainer. You pay, I kick your ass
Feb '06-Jan '07
The Sports Club LA SF, CA US Personal Trainer
Feb-Dec 07
The Sports Club LA SF, ca US Fitness Administrator
Feb-Dec 07
Therapy SF, CA US This isn't the kind of therapy you need
dinner monday or tuesday?? do you miss my extensive flickr comments? cuz i do, at least... i see someone has posted new pictures, maybe i'll get on that ;)
I had that same kind of aliment from our recent travels, and I still have not recovered. I don't think I will ever be the same. It's hard to distinguish night from day happy from sad. What is the cure! I'm glad you finally made up for lost hours of sleep and I was not there to keep you up with my bird impressions. What I am really trying to say here is that I miss you.
i lost my phone so i need your number. how else can i stalk you?? other than hiding in the bushes outside your house. not that i'm doing that right now. don't come out here!!
I love them!!! Your pics are always sooo amazing, the captions are great too. "Observe gentle paw"...Ha! P.S. I like how the only suitable pic of me, is one with 75% of my face cut out.....
i feel like i'm copying the person below me, but really i came on here specifically to say that i miss you. what's it like to be so popular?? i wouldn't know.... *dramatic sob* p.s. we must reschedule dinner!
i tagged myself in a bunch of photos cuz i'm, like, conceited and shit. but you knew that. and i know you understand. tigers and arts and crafts and marketing ideas this week??
Friday 12/19... hope you marked your calendars because its gonna be a good one!
more chics more booze more fun. liquor store gift xxx-change/ugly holiday sweater contest! $5 MAX - brown bag your gift ugly sweater wins an awesome ass prize b.y.o.40oz call to get in (intercom don't work)
i'm here! i'm alive! i'm ok! thank you for being the amazing person you are. can we hang out in your nice clean apartment this week? maybe we can do some crafty projects and i'll fill you in on the events of my (incredibly weird) week. i love you and i miss you already!!
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