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About me:
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- Status: Single
- Here for: Friends
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: Athletic
- Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Children: Someday
- Education: High school
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make
love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some
condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register,
the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-
pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no
movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this
religious.’ The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist
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its funny how putos be talking shit about us
mexicans! "wabs" "wetbacks" "imigrants" "aliens" "beaners" "lazy asses"
blah blah blah.. but let me tell u call us wat u wanna call us someday
we're gonna run diz mutha fucker again.. cuz we owned diz place before
and no matter wat we still do!! the majority of the population are
mexicans... we're hard workers we work for our shit... we make that
green paper no matter what it takes! yeah u might see us fucken selling
"corn" "paletas" "chicharrones" "tamales" "naranjas" "flowers" "candy"
"drugs"... and more u dont fucken see us asking for money in the exits
of the freeway, outside 7-11's, or fucken picking up change outside the
drive-thru restaruants when people drop their money!! all u culeros
talking shit on us keep ur fucken words "sweet and soft" cuz someday ur
gonna have to fucken eat them!!! im just keeping it real... think about
it mutha fuckers... next time u go to a fast food look whos making ur
food! next time someone does ur yard, whos making ur house look pretty,
next time u want a taco "al pastor" cuz i know u pinches gueros love
eating dat, or burritos, look on wat food category dat falls in! next
time u want a "corona" look where dat shit is made at!!! if u dont send
diz to all your mexican friends or famila ur ashamed to be a mexican..
we for real we true yall cant change our fuckin way if u a true mexican
or a true paisa, send this to mexicans only
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