The Crow (The first movie. The ONLY movie), The Last
Seduction, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse
Bride, Anythin' with Jay & Silent Bob in - even
Dogma!, Memoirs Of A Geisha (Hatsumomo is SUCH a
bitch....), Girl Interrupted,The Alien movies (Ripley
KICKS ASS!), Gia, Ghost World, oh, and The Phantom!
Hey, don't knock the fuckin' Phantom; It's a bit of a
family tradition to like The Phantom - he's my Auntie
P's favourite superhero! Seriously. She even had her
version of his skull throne made, which, I gotta
admit, I do like to lounge in myself when I'm browsin'
through my latest ish of K!.
Television
Brat Camp. Otherwise, I have it on for background
noise - which is usually drowned out by my CD player.
KERRRANNNNNNG!!!!!!
Books
More into mags. Love a beer and a mag.
Heroes
Myself. Truly. I look up to myself. I think I'm great.
Everyone should worship the ground they walk on.
And, of course, there's The Phantom! HA! REALLY! My
Auntie P brought me up on him; he was the FIRST EVER
superhero and SKULLS were his emblems. He was wearin'
a skull ring and skull belt buckle before any rocker!
And he lives in a Skull Cave! Now THAT is fuckin'
ULTIMATE! Also, there are the parallels between the
Pandora dynasty and The Phantom: 'The Man Who Never
Dies'. He appears to live forever, because his
descendants carry on the tradition. Kinda like me
takin' over from my Auntie P, who older K! readers
knew as 'Pandora Peroxide'. Once, yeeeeeears back,
when Ray Zell (the old fuck who I allow to illustrate
my exploits...) 'tried' to leave Kerrang!, legendary
Kerrang! editor Geoff Barton talked him out of it and
told Zell he couldn't go - because Pandora will
ALWAYS be in Kerrang!. Which, was kinda like this cool
curse. HA! So, maybe I'm Pandora: 'The Bitch Who Never
Dies'! Unless, of course, Zell kicks the bucket. But,
then again, we could always find some other sucker to
take over the strip. And, who knows, maybe the new
bloke'll settle on a constant size to draw my fuckin'
tits....!
..
Pandora's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Not Sure
Hometown:
Hell
Body type:
Slim / Slender
Religion:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Occupation:
It starts with a 'B'
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
Pandora Remember. Posted at 8:12 PM Nov 7 view more
About me: Ohhhhhhhh yes, it's ALL about ME! I am Kerrang!
magazine's resident rock bitch, riot grrl and arch
enemy of rock stars. It's not hate, you understand;
it's more like an allergy. Although, I DO hate the
fact that I LOVE their music. How the hell some of
these idiots are able to create such delicious
assaults on the senses is beyond me. But, hey, what
can I say - I've made a fuckin' career out of this
paradox, so shut me up now. OH! OH! OH! And for LIES about my past an' T-SHIRTS an' shit, get yer little bums over to RAYZELL.COM aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
www.rayzell.com
Happy Saturday honey! Did you find my FaceBook page okay? http://www.facebook.com/pages/Clara-Barker/42906422825 Please come and say hi on there and invite your friends to be fans too if you have time. Biiiig Love, Peace and Pie! Clara :) x
lady.
