lungs transform to take in pancakes and the cheetoes sandwhiches that
you will be making for meeeeeeeee! FFFT FFT MEOW GRRR boom boom
tsssssss COME HEA! STICK EM UP...¬(°.°¬)
THE WASTID YOUTH IS THE GROUP OF RAPPERS CUTTIN MC'S INHALF WIT LYRICAL SPRAY. KEEPIN IT LOCKED ON DAMAGING DOMES AND PUTTING BLUNTS OUT IN THE EYES OF ADVERSITY. DO NOT FEAR THE UNKNOWN POWER OF THE YOUTH, BUT LET IT DRAW YOU IN.
GREEZY D, INMATE, DIZZY DAVEY
CONTACT DIZZY DAVEY AT 815-601-9000 FOR A COPY OF THE ROAD OR GIT IT WIT MY SPEECH
When he is not busy bringing bands like Bloc Party to america and running one of the hottest clubs in LA, he is dj'ing private parties for Paris Hilton, touring the world over, teaching Lindsay Lohan* how to mix records and partying with Milla Jovavich or Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeah's! Join us as Steve Aoki, label impressario of Dim Mak records in hollywood, rockstar dj, and clothing line executive, tears up the f*ck*ing decks for the fauxShow anniversary party!
Sharing the bill will be DFA records wizard, The Juan Maclean. Juan has starred at the Motherfucker New Years Eve Party in NYC, Headlined festivals around the globe including, Coachella, Spring Seven, and Leeds. His debut record "Less Than Human" has recieved unanimous acclaim from Vice Magazine, NME, Pitchfork Media, New York Times, XLR8R, Spin, BPM, and Groove and more! He has shared a stage with Daft Punk, Hot Chip, MSTRKRFT, Ladytron, Lady Soveriegn, Scissors Sisters, and tons more. Come hear his first performance ever in AZ!
Documenting the festivities on both friday and saturday will be the now world famous photo-blogger, Mark Hunter aka The Cobrasnake. His photographs are viewed by well over 50,000 people a day, and have been known to cause global ruckus for even the most coy of social wallflowers.
*fauxShow would like to point out that it in know way promotes nor condones partying with Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, and furthermore we would like to acknowledge the fact that we are in no way impressed by any such tabloid prince or princess. However, Lindasy, Paris, if you ever are crunched for finding a dj need some tips on how to do it, dont hesitate to ask us(for booking please send email to: fauxshow.productions@gmail.com). Also, if you're ever in Phoenix, drop us a line. Thank you.
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