I am very interested in humans and why they often times make choices that I think are stupid.MY FAVORTIE THING TO DO WITH MY TIME IS SPIT MY GAME ON THE MICROPHONE ie. STAND UP COMEDY,I enjoy playing outside ie; hiking, snowboarding, doing flips off of cliffs, camping, street walking etc. I create art out of garbage, paint, doodle, and write A LOT. I get a kick out of cutting up and ripping clothes Lita Ford style. I also like not eating ground beef...AND AGAIN-LOVE MAKING LOVE TO THE SMOOTH SOUNDS OF PEOPLE LAUGHING...or just making people laugh, same dif.
I think that "music" is an acronymn, M U S I C . It stands for, Many Unique Sounds In Configuration
I like lots of music, all kinds.
Movies
Yes i like them, not all of them...more like a select few hundred...I DEFINATELY STILL TO THIS DAY HATE THE MOVIE CANDYMAN, it's for bozo's.
Television
i like watching people watch television, from the street. I really like not talking about what I saw on television the night prior...UNLESS, it's the classic hit "Gimme a Break". Nell was so sassy.(prank)
Books
I love the dictionary. Any thing Vonnegut,KEROUAC-JACK, Chuck Pahlinuikjkhdkjfgh, Tom Wolfe when I miss drugs AND Hunter S. to feel like I'm on them, Kite Runner made me cry, THE BIBLE IS INTERESTING AND THE PHONE BOOK IS NOT,DR. SUESS FOREVER!! Hemmingway-JD Salinger-good stuff and such. Helter Skelter is freaky can't put down or read alone type good. -The Color Purple was hard to read because it was written for blacks...like Shakespear. Big fan of Ramona the Pest ie Beverly Cleary...ALL YOU DAISIES CAN BUTT HUMP TEEN MAGAZINE.
Heroes
I like sandwiches, a lot...and my dad was pretty cool until that whole kill himself on christmas thing.
About me: i am taller than three feet, and shorter than five.
Sometimes i feel like Bon Jovi, wanted dead or alive.
Yesterday i freed my pee in a diaper for adults.
My honesty is often confussed with strategic insults.
i live my life according to what record is playing backwards.
The cool kids make me nervous, i am more a fan of nerds.
Who I'd like to meet: I would like to meet Renee Zellwiger. I would say" hello", and then stare at her with that wierd sucked a lemon dick look until she wanted to punch it off of my face. Then I would say to her, "see that's why you are not very well liked".
One day I hope to also meet all the nice folks in heaven, the surviving members of TLC, Jo from "The facts of Life", Michael Jackson's original face, Lita Ford, my estranged half sister,the inventor of magic, and Aaron Neville.
this S A T U R D A Y 6/20 @ the fez ballroom! ELECTRIC FEEL upstairs, DEMENTIA on the second floor! DJs rhienna, reverend of rock (from seattle!), non, valence & mohawk adam! +
ELECTRIC FEEL is every THIRD SATURDAY. featuring special guest DJs, avante garde cinema and rare film via projector, 2 floors of dancing, and more!
it's nice to know that you think my bathroom is as gross as the bathroom at dantes. you obviously hovered over my toilet last night because you pissed all over the seat. so when i went pee after you left, my ass was covered in your piss. THANKS!
hello sister.... SO I WAS wondering what your plans were this summer the i am coming to kalmath falls oregon july 23-not sure what day..... but was just seeing what you will be up to??
Happy Tuesday! I just added a whole new Spanish Section of comments to CommentWild.com Still have more to go..but have all the days of the week and a few other catagories. Have a great day...I am heading to work! Would rather go play outside...so beautiful out!.
I'll be in Portland Or. Friday promoting Spike and Mikes Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation. Message me if you wanna hang out. I'll be there for 2 or 3 weeks.
yo, fucker! i drove all the way up to portland with the sole purpose of saying hello to you at the boiler room open mic and you weren't even there! you suck at mind reading!
