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Parenta Comedy
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Ventriloquist
Parenta Comedy "we read to know we're not alone"

Female
32 years old
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 10/1/2009
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   Parenta Comedy's Comedian Bio
BioRachael Parenta wonders why it's acceptable to write of yourself in the third person for a bio, however, if she creates a third person voice mail greeting for her own voice mail, people start questioning her sanity. As for performing she began performing stand-up comedy in Portland, OR because thats the city where dreams come true. Fearful her dream of daisies heads ruling Earth might reach fruition she moved back to NYC where she continues stand-up. You may have seen Ms. Parenta on the Richard Simmons show in 1983.
Websiterparenta.blogspot.com
InfluencesLooney Tunes, Catch-22, Gracie Allen, Vodka, Heart-ache, bad sex
Members1
TV ShowsRichard Simmons' Show Oregon Lottery Commercial
FilmsKelly D: Afterlife consultant

    Parenta Comedy's Interests
GeneralBowling, music, jokes, ninja-ing, anarchy sympathizing, being outside, chipwhiches, henry winehardt rootbeer, not being broke, self, you, bank, etc
MusicPop, Hop, Rock, Classical, Jazz, Blues, Galaxie 500, Luna, Mountain Goats, Ross Beach and the Hell Pets, Minor Thirds, ParentaComedy, Nina Simone, Neutral Milk Hotel, John Coltrane, Motzart, Prince, Jurassic 5
MoviesSecretary, Donnie Darko, The Young Philadelphians, A Fish Called Wanda, When Harry Met Sally, Pi, Buffalo 66, Soap Dish, Empire of the Sun, Blazing Saddles
BooksCatch-22, Steppen Wolf, Damien, Unbearable Lightness of Being, How Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign, Truth and Beauty,
HeroesMy Best Friend Anna and My Boyfriend Jack

     Parenta Comedy's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Montville Township, NJ
Body type:5' 1"
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   Parenta Comedy's Schools
Emerson College
Boston,Massachusetts
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Performing Arts
Minor: No I was over 18 the whole time
Clubs: many
 

1995 to 1999


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72? One is Plenty
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   Parenta Comedy's Blurbs
About me:
I'm probably not a part of your clique. Which is fine by me. I'm sure it's fine by you. You'd think with this much in common we'd be clsoer friends. Ahh such is the irony of life. I'm also a facillitator of other people's fun. However, I'm not a facillitator of my own fun. ("Sigh") If only I could find joy in the fun I create for other people. Ah well. Remember I'm short so I think I can kill you. Feel free to check out writings and crazy logics at rparenta.blogspot.com
Who I'd like to meet:
Gabriel Byrne again

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Tom Ragú

Tom Ragú



Mar 14 2009 5:33 AM

Hi Rachael ... i am looking forward to having you in the show ... see you then ... Tom

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JasonfreakinBang

JasonfreakinBang



Dec 17 2008 12:48 AM

I hope your Kwanzaa is filled with joy and happiness.

Jack Swagger

Jack Swagger



Jul 25 2008 12:36 PM

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Jack Swagger

Jack Swagger



Sep 21 2008 3:53 PM

IM SORRY, DID GOD PUNISH U FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE? WASSSSSSUP HOMESLICE!
Matt Griffo

Matt Griffo



Sep 5 2008 10:08 PM

Thanks for washing the dishes
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Sep 17 2008 7:21 PM

Thanks for the request.. I lovee comedy.. I happen to think I'm quite funny as well.. = P

-Jose aka JoRoFoto
Jason Miles

Jason Miles



Jul 16 2008 6:08 AM

Great set @ The Five Spot tonight and Happy Belated B-Day!!
JM
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Jul 12 2008 6:06 PM

JUST STOPPING BY WITH A BIRTHDAY WISH!

The Untold Want
by Walt Whitman


The untold want, by life and land ne’er granted,
Now, Voyager, sail thou forth, to seek and find.
Raquel D'Apice

Raquel D'Apice



Jul 13 2008 7:32 PM

Hope you had a "happy birthday."

Next time I'll bring a watermelon and an ice cream cake.
Sean Donnelly

Sean Donnelly



Jul 12 2008 7:01 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!
Sir Sparky Drakonis

 Sir Sparky Drakonis



Jul 12 2008 7:44 PM

Have a Happy Natal Day!!!
Steve

Steve



Jul 12 2008 4:45 PM

Happy Birthday!!
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Jul 12 2008 4:23 AM

Happy birthday
Leah Bonnema

Leah Bonnema



Jul 12 2008 12:56 AM

Happy Birthday!! xoxo
The Living Room!

The Living Room!



May 28 2008 4:27 AM

Thanks Rachael, you're tops! Bottle tops.
Raquel D'Apice

Raquel D'Apice



Apr 16 2008 2:39 PM

I haven't seen you in a long time. This is becoming an increasingly true fact.
Also, my schedule is completely autistic. Maybe set a date to hang out? Where have you been during the week? Maybe I'll annoyingly stalk you for a few days...
Meg Cupernall

Meg Cupernall



Mar 10 2008 7:54 PM

Myyyy TT is 6'10, ohhhhhhh snap!

great set ;)
The Ultimate Experts

The Ultimate Experts



Mar 8 2008 6:15 PM

Thank you for being a hilarious part of our show last night!
Diana

Diana



Feb 25 2008 6:15 PM

Haha! You need to post a picture of you that accurately portrays your inner feelings. That will be HI-larious.
Jeneddy

Jeneddy



Feb 14 2008 8:39 AM


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Rich Carucci

Rich Carucci



Jan 1 2008 7:17 PM

HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR!
Billy Reno

Billy Reno



Dec 14 2007 4:59 AM

Thanx for bringin' it to da mike, Parenta-l Unit!
Raquel D'Apice

Raquel D'Apice



Dec 13 2007 5:43 AM

Hey you. I miss your anger.
The Wiyos

The Wiyos



Nov 24 2007 2:19 PM

Thanks for making space for some vaudevillian ragtime/jugband blues and hillbilly swing! Best, joebass, michael, parrish
Vicki Ferentinos

vicki ferentinos



Nov 15 2007 5:25 PM

This Saturday Rachel Parenta-
Laugh Out Loud
Time Out New York Lounge @ new World Stages
340 West 50th Street (between 8th and 9th)
NYC
Only $5 and drink specials!
Starring-
Rob O'Reilly from "the Late Show with Jay Leno"!
Diana Saez from the Broads of DC!
Rachel Parenta from Stand-Up NY!
Bev Reese from Carolines on Broadway!
Leah Bonnema the Dutchess of Dirt!
Michael Ennis from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre!
Stephanie Holmes from Stephanie's Awesome Variety Show!
and Skip and Sparkles NY Debut!
hosted By Vick Ferentinos from Comedy Central's Crash Course in Comedy!
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