* Prevent hangovers
(and embarrassing pictures of you cuddling the toilet)
* Protect your liver (for future use)
* You from making promises to God you know you will never keep
Never have regret
in the morning!
(At least
about your drinking)
WARNING: The consumption
of alcohol may make you think you are wispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may actually CAUSE pregnancy. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
them at 4:00 in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something scary. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting
your ass kicked.
as seen in Night and Day Magazine
Who I'd like to meet: We want to meet people who like to party but DON'T want hangovers!
All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. BUSMR.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from BUSMR.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at BUSMR.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. BUSMR.COM
hey yeah i seen that u posted the pics from the nbt6lol..is there any way u can send the pics of me and my bro to me..i just want to post them on myspace if i can
~jon
I had a blast at next big thing...and I am REALLY, REALLY, Glad you guys were a part of it. The stuff is AMAZING! It needs to be sold by the bottles!! Cant wait for the next event.
Okay, I drank a little TOOOOO much at Next Big Thing... it's a damn good thing I took Party RX or else I would have called into work!! Then they DEFINITELY would have known how loaded I was!! HAHAHAHAHA! THANK YOOOOOOOOOOU!
Holy crap I'm #1? Thanks PartyRX. By the way the band Shiny Toy Guns force feed Jesse Kage an almost entire bottle of Absolut yesterday at NBT and he took PartyRX and felt fine this morning! It works!
