Pioneers of the fjord-rock movement, Pasquali formed in 1997 on the day of their first gig. That show was received with a spectacular bombardment of indifference, but the boys knew that they were on to something special, and if they could just persevere, people would begin to take notice. Then they broke up.
But before they broke up, they formed a secret pact with each other, that if they ever broke up (which they did), they would reunite again one day and spread the gospel according to Pasquali. Until then, the world awaits with baited breath for the Third coming. Or not. Whatever, I don't fucking care. Check out these reviews, though:
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"Undoubtedly one of the best albums to come out of Greenland in the last three weeks"
-Lor Iniayajk, Eskimo Times
"...Riveting! ...A must-have! ...taxidermy! ...the..."
-Neil Finger, Lancaster Eager-Gazelle
"Bah! Nefgramminso, Greenlander ahgum shlagey heroin?"
-Keith Richards, The Rolling Stones
"Its the same old thing as yesterday"
-Sting, King of Pain
"I have no legs"
-Jon LaFon, The Daily Leper
"Powerfully mediocre. These guys are at the forefront of Greenlands fjord-rock movement"
-Johannes Whistlepig, Squid Fancy Magazine
"Definitely, beyond the shadow of a doubt, one of the records I've heard this year. Doug, get off my property! DOUG, GET OFF MY PROPERY!!! Hey, are you still writing this down??"
-Doug's Dad
"We are not from Greenland. And we didn't break up."
-Pasquali
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Jarrod Edward Whittington
Joel Benson Walter
Jeremy Darwin Foltz
