Patches
Patches Lets go get a cheesburger Patches!

Male
27 years old
DALLAS, TEXAS
United States



Last Login: 10/5/2007
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    Patches's Interests
GeneralI love pimpin in the Caddy, Cheeseburgers, Apple Juice, Hay, Crashing in the bed, Westerns, Animal planet, Horseshoes, Indians, Ladies Riding me bare back, Being Brushed, Green Pastures, Horse Racing, Bull riding, Petting Zoos(only in central park), Grazing Cheeseburgers (no coke), & Swatting flies w/ my tail..........But most of all making short films
MusicMOSTLY COUNTRY & The Lone Ranger
MoviesBlazing Saddles
TelevisionMostly Westerns. MR.Ed, Lone Ranger, ANIMAL PLANET & anything with the Duke,
BooksAnything by Louis Lamour or Farrakhan
HeroesThe inventor of the Cheeseburger!!!! The inventor of the CADDY, My Owners the Thompson Brothers, John Wayne, Roy Rogers, Lil Jon, & Ronald Mcdonald

     Patches's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Body type:4' 0" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Occupation:CAR RIDING & CHEESBURGER EATING



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About me:
DONT BE AFRAID TO ADD PATCHES>>>>>>>>>>>Patches was just your above average CADDY riding, Cheeseburger eatin (no coke please), beer getting, phone answering & bed sleeping horse!!..The hamburger was invented in Athens TEXAS ...................................................................................... ..>


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Who I'd like to meet:
John(The Duke)Wayne, Mr Ed, Hi ho Silver, Trigger, Roy Rogers, Davey Crockett, Tonto, The Lone Ranger, & SEABISCUIT (oh wait he is helping me write this)

   Patches's Friend Space (Top 22)
Patches has 51 friends.
 Miss M 


 Shane 


 Peccho 


 -THE RANGE- 


 Kinky Friedman 


 wendy 


 EARLY PEARL 


 BISHOP (EARLY PEARL) 


 Fats McGee 


 *Got to keep on walkin... 


 DROP KICKIN' KITTENS 


 alexia 


 Mahsa 


 Vash 


 BRETT DILLON KHYI OFFICIAL SITE 


 KRISTIN 


 Mark David Manders 


 Tom 


 LIL JON 


 Eli Young Band 


 Pitbull 


 Reckless Kelly 





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Misty

Misty Staples



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sean baldwin



Oct 2 2007 9:00 PM

well fuckin a patches!...good to have ya back you ol' son of a bitch!...or uh....son of a mare!
Rich Mixer

Rich Mixer



Feb 17 2007 3:43 PM

Stoppin by to say hi and have a great weekend!

Peace
What

Randy Alaminsky



Jan 19 2007 1:45 AM





This
is
SO
funny!




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sean baldwin



Dec 13 2006 5:00 PM

HELL YA PATCHES!!!! LETS GET DRUNK ON EGG NOG, TOUCH WOMEN, AND GET TOSSED OUTTA BARS...JUST LIKE THAT ONE CHRISTMAS WHEN I WAS TWELVE!
CARRIE

Carrie Freeman-Harris



Dec 11 2006 6:59 PM

myspace icons And a very Happy New Year to you!!!
Adriana la loca

Adriana la loca



Dec 8 2006 7:31 PM

Enjoy!!

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Paul Sexton



Nov 21 2006 8:18 PM

Just droppin by to say:
Happy Turkey Day!!!!
Hows it been going?
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Paul Sexton



Oct 27 2006 9:57 PM

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Evan

Evan Paret



Oct 20 2006 3:32 AM

whats goin on Mr. Patches.
DROP KICKIN' KITTENS

sean baldwin



Oct 19 2006 2:13 PM

PATCHES, YOU WERE LOVED...MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOUR FAMILY. TODAY MY HEART IS BROKEN KNOWING YOU ARE NOT PART OF THIS WORLD ANYMORE. BUT I KNOW YOU ARE EATING THAT HUGE CHEESBURGER IN THE SKY, AND LOOKING DOWN ON US. WATCHING AND WAITING. TILL THE ONE DAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER...PATCHES, "GOD SPEED"
DEFCON CARRIE

DEFCON CARRIE



Oct 19 2006 4:39 AM

PATCHES...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mark Lafon

Mark Lafon



Oct 11 2006 1:56 AM

Thanks for coming out to the show Sunday. Hope ya'll had fun cause we sure as hell did!!!
Miss M

Miss M



Oct 11 2006 1:45 AM

i'd rather ride a buck. know any?
Evan

Evan Paret



Oct 4 2006 3:56 AM

waz up, Mr. patches
hows life been treaten ya.

Misty

Misty Staples



Oct 2 2006 9:29 PM



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Cody Cook

Cody Cook



Sep 29 2006 12:42 AM

patches the next time you try fuggin my lil sister trick pony, ima be shoving the next cheeseburger up ur ass!!
chris

chris



Sep 28 2006 3:27 PM

look at this shit patches! you would think this screwball is going after a cheeseburger! it's only grass! well, i do like grass myself.

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Miss M

Miss M



Sep 27 2006 8:52 PM

hahaha. FAAAALCOOOOR!!!! MARRRRISSSAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
brad

brad



Sep 27 2006 6:14 PM

hey patches you need to put a shoe up T.O.'S ass for what he has done.then take out for some cheeseberger and applejuice,and a pimpin ride in your caddy
chris

chris



Sep 27 2006 3:17 PM

Nausea unrelieved by vomiting. A horse is unable to vomit, because its diaphragm is not a complete partition in the abdomen, perforated only by the gullet, and against which the stomach can be compressed by the abdominal muscles, as is the case in man. Hence the nausea of a horse is more lasting and more violent. That's why Patches loves cheeseburgers and beer, not coke.
Evan

Evan Paret



Sep 27 2006 3:36 AM

happy b-day
katherine

katherine



Sep 26 2006 11:15 PM

Happy Birthday Patches!! You rock!
chris

chris



Sep 26 2006 9:48 PM

i love me some patches!

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BRETT DILLON



Sep 26 2006 9:34 PM

Many Thanks Patches. Happy B-Day. Appeciate ya listening to the Range in a Pimp-Caddy. I also like Burgers with Cheese. Dillon
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