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Pat Condell
Stand-Up / Alternative / Political Humor
Too lazy and stupid to think for yourself? Welcome to Jesus Country.

Male
59 years old
London,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/4/2009
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   Pat Condell's Comedian Bio
BioI was a regular on the UK stand-up circuit until the mid nineties when I got fed up performing to drunken birthday parties, so I started writing for other people. I wrote my most recent show, and I now make internet videos, because I believe religion in the modern world is out of control and is given far too much respect by people who should know better. It enjoys a status it hasn’t earned and doesn’t deserve, and it’s time we stopped pandering to it before it literally destroys us. You can find out more at my website.

You can read a recent interview in THE FREETHINKER

Also, please check out www.secularism.org.uk
and www.humanism.org.uk
Websitepatcondell.net

    Pat Condell's Interests
GeneralI like drinking beer and growing vegetables on my allotment.
MusicBob Dylan (Freewheelin, Bringing It All Back Home, Highway 61 Revisited, Blonde On Blonde, John Wesley Harding, New Morning, Blood On The Tracks, Desire, Street Legal, Infidels, Time Out of Mind) Primal Scream (Xtrmntr, Evil Heat, Beautiful Future) Prince Far-I (Jamaican Heroes, Dubwise, Dub To Africa, Silver and Gold) Augustus Pablo (Original Rockers, Eastman Dub, King Tubby Meets Rockers Uptown) Leonard Cohen (I'm Your Man, Ten New Songs) Califone (Roomsound, Quicksand/Cradlesnakes, Heron King Blues, Sometimes Good Weather Follows Bad People) The B52s (Cosmic Thing) Mikey Dread (Beyond World War III) George Benson (In Flight) Van Morrison (Live at The Grand Opera House Belfast, Common One, Into The Music, Hardnose The Highway, Beautiful Vision) The Avalanches (Since I Left You) Bebel Gilberto (Tanto Tempo) Miles Davis (Kind of Blue) Stan Getz (Bossa Nova) Bob Marley and The Wailers (Natty Dread, Rastaman Vibration, Survival)
MoviesGood Night And Good Luck, Cinderella Man, Glengarry Glen Ross, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Mike Bassett: England Manager, Casablanca, The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Lion in Winter, Broadway Danny Rose, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, True Stories, Out Of The Past, Macao, Duck Soup, A Night At The Opera, The Maltese Falcon, Love And Death, The Big Lebowski, The Life of Brian, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Groundhog Day, The Couch Trip, The Shining, The Shawshank Redemption, Chinatown, Stir Crazy, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke
TelevisionSpringwatch, The 700 Club, Real Time With Bill Maher, Family Guy, American Dad, Seinfeld, The Sopranos, Fawlty Towers, Rab C Nesbitt, The Likely Lads, On The Buses, Barney Miller, University Challenge, Gardeners' World, Still Game, Frasier, Cheers, The Munsters, The Simpsons, Kath and Kim, Married With Children, Porridge, Up Pompeii, Keeping Up Appearances, MASH
BooksThe Rage and the Pride - Oriana Fallaci, Parallel Worlds - Michio Kaku, The Fallout - Andrew Anthony, What's Left? - Nick Cohen, Londonistan - Melanie Phillips, While Europe Slept - Bruce Bawer, American Fascists - Chris Hedges, Atheist Universe - David Mills, Infidel - Ayaan Hirsi Ali, The Christ Conspiracy - Acharya S., The Islamist - Ed Husain, God Is Not Great/The Missionary Position - Christopher Hitchens, The God Delusion - Richard Dawkins, The End of Faith/Letter To A Christian Nation - Sam Harris, Hitler's Pope - John Cornwell, The Holographic Universe - Michael Talbot, Stalking the Wild Pendulum - Itzhak Bentov, Power vs Force - David R. Hawkins, The Crisis of Islam - Bernard Lewis, The Will To Meaning - Victor Frankl, The Nature of Personal Reality - Jane Roberts, Rendezvous With Rama - Arthur C. Clarke, Downward To The Earth - Robert Silverberg, Foundation - Isaac Asimov, Maximum City - Suketu Mehta, The Four Agreements - Miguel Ruiz, The Last Of The Wine - Mary Renault, Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut, The Story of Philosophy - Will Durant, A Separate Reality/Journey To Ixtlan/Tales of Power - Carlos Castaneda, Don Quixote - Miguel de Cervantes, The Pickwick Papers - Charles Dickens, The Likes of Us - Michael Collins, Chronicles - Bob Dylan, Autobiography of A Supertramp - WH Davies, Down and Out in Paris and London - George Orwell, Titus Groan/Gormenghast - Mervyn Peake, Where I'm Calling From - Raymond Carver, The Six Wives of Henry VIII - Alison Weir, The Empty Space - Peter Brook, Mother Tongue - Bill Bryson, Karl Marx - Francis Wheen, Treasure Island/Kidnapped - Robert Louis Stevenson, Death of a Salesman/The Crucible/A View from the Bridge - Arthur Miller, The Source/Hawaii/Centennial - James A Michener, Palestine Twilight - Edward Fox, The Prince - Nicolo Machiavelli, The Way of Zen - Alan Watts, Listen, Little Man! - Wilhelm Reich, Living The Good Life - Helen and Scott Nearing, The Star of The Sea - Joseph O'Connor, From The Holy Mountain - William Dalrymple, Revolutionary Road/Collected Stories - Richard Yates, Burning In Water, Drowning In Flame/Love Is A Dog From Hell/War All The Time - Charles Bukowski

     Pat Condell's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:London UK
Body type:6' 2"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:Writer and comedian


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Ban the burka
Ban the burka rating
Children of a stupid god
Children of a stupid god rating
Islamist dickhead
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Free speech is sacred
Free speech is sacred rating
A word about the soldiers
A word about the soldiers rating
Freedom go to hell
Freedom go to hell rating
Shame on The Netherlands
Shame on The Netherlands rating
The water of life
The water of life rating
Godless and free
Godless and free rating
Stop sharia law in Britain
Stop sharia law in Britain rating
 

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   Pat Condell's Blurbs
About me:
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AN ADVANCE APOLOGY
I welcome all messages and e-mails, and I'm keen to hear everyone's opinion, but please don't be offended if I don't reply, as I'm now getting hundreds every day and it has become impossible to answer them all. For this reason please don't write me any long essays. I won't read them.

MERCHANDISE
A number of people have asked me for T-shirts and stuff (yes, honestly) so if you want something tasteful to wear to church this Sunday go to www.cafepress.com/godlesscomedy

You can also find me on Facebook

You can download audio MP3s of all my videos here

If you have impaired hearing you'll find subtitled versions of all my videos at dotSUB.com

You can also translate the videos into any language and post the translated version on your own site if you wish to.

Who I'd like to meet:
The cowboy emergency plumber who deliberately sabotaged my central heating system, then demanded £700 from the safety of his mobile phone to repair the damage, and I'd like to have a baseball bat handy.

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Pat Condell's Friends Comments
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Jethro Ledbetter





Jul 4 2009 5:35 AM

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Christians Everyone is born an Atheist





Jul 4 2009 2:21 AM

Happy 4th of July Hope your's is filled with tons of fun and laughter!.
june





Jul 4 2009 12:29 AM

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God Bless!
Phil In The Blanks





Jul 3 2009 3:57 AM

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Bold Templar





Jul 2 2009 8:22 PM

Remember...freedom has a price...

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Jun 30 2009 9:49 PM

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Allied Atheist Alliance





Jun 28 2009 7:28 AM

This is a poem
written by a teenager with cancer.
She wants to see how many
people get her poem.


It is quite the poem. Please pass it on.


This
poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a
New York
Hospital .
It was sent
by

a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement
AFTER THE POEM.




SLOW DANCE



Have you ever
watched kids



On a merry-go-round?



Or listened to
the rain



Slapping on the ground?



Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?



Or gazed at the sun into the fading
night?



You better slow down.



Don't dance so
fast.



Time is short.



The music won't
last.



Do you run through each day



On the
fly?


When you ask How are you?



Do you hear the
reply?



When the day is done



Do you lie in your
bed



With the next hundred chores



Running through
your head?



You'd better slow down


Don't dance so
fast.



Time is short.



The music won't
last.



Ever told your child,



We'll do it
tomorrow?



And in your haste,



Not see
his
sorrow?



Ever lost touch,



Let a good
friendship die



Cause you never had time



To call
and say,'Hi'



You'd better slow down.



Don't dance
so fast.



Time is short.



The music won't
last.



When you run so fast to get somewhere



Dok Werwolf





Jun 27 2009 8:47 PM

Hope you're having a good weekend Pat.
Keep up the good fight.
Fallout 3
Lolaplays





Jun 26 2009 6:21 AM

Thanks for the add!
Greetings from not so secular Croatia!
There's nobody here to spread the voice of reason and logic!
Need help! :-)
Movimiento Ateista de Puerto Rico





Jun 22 2009 5:22 PM

Conoces algun ateo,agnostico o alguien con dudas sobre su religion...????corre la voz e invitalo a la pagina oficial del Movimiento Ateista de Puerto Rico!
Es hora de hacer un llamado a todas estas personas que viven en miedo y oprimidos por su forma de pensar,
Quermos detener esto y es ya! Entren hoy y subscribansen a www.outcampaignpr.org

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Magnificent Bastard





Jun 22 2009 5:05 AM

i would just like to reassert my disbelief...thanks for providing a forum to do so
Steve C


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Jun 20 2009 11:36 PM

Memo to the Government of Iran:
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JON.St.DEE





Jun 20 2009 10:37 AM

the angel at st.giles circus, the blue posts behind the 100club oxford street... sam smiths ale... £1.90 a pint!... in the west end!
perhaps there is a god after all?
Donna





Jun 20 2009 6:09 AM

Thanks for the add.... looking fwd to walkin' tha maze with ya.
Matthew Citrullo





Jun 18 2009 9:45 PM

Pat, please consider buying my painting "Only for sale to Atheists". I'll only ever do the one and i want it to go to the best possible home so you get first offer, Dawkins can hold his breath.
Matthew Citrullo





Jun 18 2009 9:37 PM

Thanks for the rational friendship Pat. Love you on youtube
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Jun 18 2009 7:22 AM


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Jun 16 2009 7:23 PM

A little atheist comedy sketch... thought you and your fans would enjoy

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Jun 15 2009 12:18 AM

You are just awesome. I'm not even atheist (but I'm NOT christian!!) and I agree with everything you say. I think anybody with a reasonable mind that is open to new ideas and the thought that we DON'T know everything should be able to see the wisdom of your words.

Unfortunately, reasonable minds are rare these days.

Keep up the good work!! You are an inspiration!
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Jun 14 2009 10:35 PM

It's time to Discover Uncover Ventura Skinaway - New Songs - New Videos - comments welcome
House of Bane





Jun 14 2009 1:01 PM

Hey Pat, we've never met, and I hope that's not always the case. But until that changes if it ever dose, I'm very grateful to have you as friend if nothing else in this virtual world.
Thanks for the add.... Jay
VIØLENT JMANN


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Jun 13 2009 1:12 PM

I wish for you to point out your opinion on the people who through eggs at nick griffin telling him he has not freedom of speach calling him a fasheshed (spelling?) I find rather funny and stupid because they are doing something to him that they are meant to be against. please make a video on it.
Liv Fast


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Jun 13 2009 12:41 PM

Mate, you're my hero. You manage to say everything I want to say to moronic religion followers without getting really angry like I would.

Write a book about it? I'd buy 10,000 copies of it :-)
Anton van Niekerk





Jun 13 2009 8:40 AM

A MUST SEE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxENMKaeCU
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