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Pat Condell
Stand-Up / Alternative / Political Humor
Pat Condell Too lazy and stupid to think for yourself? Welcome to Jesus Country.

Male
60 years old
London
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/26/2009
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   Pat Condell's Comedian Bio
BioI was a regular on the UK stand-up circuit until the mid nineties when I got fed up performing to drunken birthday parties, so I started writing for other people. I wrote my most recent show, and I now make internet videos, because I believe religion in the modern world is out of control and is given far too much respect by people who should know better. It enjoys a status it hasn’t earned and doesn’t deserve, and it’s time we stopped pandering to it before it literally destroys us. You can find out more at my website.

You can read interviews in THE FREETHINKER and the Dutch newspaper AD WEEKEND

Also, please check out www.secularism.org.uk
and www.humanism.org.uk
Websitepatcondell.net

    Pat Condell's Interests
GeneralI like drinking beer and growing vegetables on my allotment.
MusicBob Dylan (Freewheelin, Bringing It All Back Home, Highway 61 Revisited, Blonde On Blonde, John Wesley Harding, New Morning, Blood On The Tracks, Desire, Street Legal, Infidels, Time Out of Mind) Primal Scream (Xtrmntr, Evil Heat, Beautiful Future) Prince Far-I (Jamaican Heroes, Dubwise, Dub To Africa, Silver and Gold) Augustus Pablo (Original Rockers, Eastman Dub, King Tubby Meets Rockers Uptown) Leonard Cohen (I'm Your Man, Ten New Songs) Califone (Roomsound, Quicksand/Cradlesnakes, Heron King Blues, Sometimes Good Weather Follows Bad People) The B52s (Cosmic Thing) Mikey Dread (World War III) George Benson (In Flight) Van Morrison (Live at The Grand Opera House Belfast, Common One, Into The Music, Hardnose The Highway, Beautiful Vision) The Avalanches (Since I Left You) Bebel Gilberto (Tanto Tempo) Miles Davis (Kind of Blue) Stan Getz (Bossa Nova) Bob Marley and The Wailers (Natty Dread, Rastaman Vibration, Survival) Everything by Beethoven
MoviesGood Night And Good Luck, Cinderella Man, Glengarry Glen Ross, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Mike Bassett: England Manager, Casablanca, The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Lion in Winter, Broadway Danny Rose, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, True Stories, Out Of The Past, Macao, Duck Soup, A Night At The Opera, The Maltese Falcon, Love And Death, The Big Lebowski, The Life of Brian, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Groundhog Day, The Couch Trip, The Shining, The Shawshank Redemption, Chinatown, Stir Crazy, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke
TelevisionSpringwatch, The 700 Club, Real Time With Bill Maher, Family Guy, American Dad, Seinfeld, The Sopranos, Fawlty Towers, Rab C Nesbitt, The Likely Lads, On The Buses, Barney Miller, University Challenge, Gardeners' World, Still Game, Frasier, Cheers, The Munsters, The Simpsons, Kath and Kim, Married With Children, Porridge, Up Pompeii, Keeping Up Appearances, MASH
BooksDouble Cross: The code of the Catholic Church - David Ranan, Surrender/While Europe Slept - Bruce Bawer, The Rage and the Pride/The Force of Reason - Oriana Fallaci, Parallel Worlds - Michio Kaku, The Fallout - Andrew Anthony, What's Left? - Nick Cohen, Londonistan - Melanie Phillips, American Fascists - Chris Hedges, Atheist Universe - David Mills, Infidel - Ayaan Hirsi Ali, The Christ Conspiracy - Acharya S., The Islamist - Ed Husain, God Is Not Great/The Missionary Position - Christopher Hitchens, The God Delusion - Richard Dawkins, The End of Faith/Letter To A Christian Nation - Sam Harris, Hitler's Pope - John Cornwell, The Holographic Universe - Michael Talbot, Stalking the Wild Pendulum - Itzhak Bentov, Power vs Force - David R. Hawkins, The Crisis of Islam - Bernard Lewis, The Will To Meaning - Victor Frankl, The Nature of Personal Reality - Jane Roberts, Rendezvous With Rama - Arthur C. Clarke, Downward To The Earth - Robert Silverberg, Foundation - Isaac Asimov, Maximum City - Suketu Mehta, The Four Agreements - Miguel Ruiz, The Last Of The Wine - Mary Renault, Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut, The Story of Philosophy - Will Durant, A Separate Reality/Journey To Ixtlan/Tales of Power - Carlos Castaneda, Don Quixote - Miguel de Cervantes, The Pickwick Papers - Charles Dickens, The Likes of Us - Michael Collins, Chronicles - Bob Dylan, Autobiography of A Supertramp - WH Davies, Down and Out in Paris and London - George Orwell, Titus Groan/Gormenghast - Mervyn Peake, Where I'm Calling From - Raymond Carver, The Six Wives of Henry VIII - Alison Weir, The Empty Space - Peter Brook, Mother Tongue - Bill Bryson, Karl Marx - Francis Wheen, Treasure Island/Kidnapped - Robert Louis Stevenson, Death of a Salesman/The Crucible/A View from the Bridge - Arthur Miller, The Source/Hawaii/Centennial - James A Michener, Palestine Twilight - Edward Fox, The Prince - Nicolo Machiavelli, The Way of Zen - Alan Watts, Listen, Little Man! - Wilhelm Reich, Living The Good Life - Helen and Scott Nearing, The Star of The Sea - Joseph O'Connor, From The Holy Mountain - William Dalrymple, Revolutionary Road/Collected Stories - Richard Yates, Burning In Water, Drowning In Flame/Love Is A Dog From Hell/War All The Time - Charles Bukowski

     Pat Condell's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:London UK
Body type:6' 2"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:Writer and comedian


Pat Condell's Clips [View All Clips]
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Wake up, America
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The arrogance of clergy
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Apologists for evil
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Ban the burka
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Children of a stupid god
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Islamist dickhead
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Free speech is sacred
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A word about the soldiers
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Freedom go to hell
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Shame on The Netherlands
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   Pat Condell's Blurbs
About me:
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I DIDN'T MAKE THESE TWO VIDEOS, BUT THEY TELL IT LIKE IT IS. PLEASE WATCH.



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AN ADVANCE APOLOGY
I welcome all messages and e-mails, and I'm keen to hear everyone's opinion, but please don't be offended if I don't reply, as I'm now getting hundreds every day and it has become impossible to answer them all. For this reason please don't write me any long essays. I won't read them.

MERCHANDISE
A number of people have asked me for T-shirts and stuff (yes, honestly) so if you want something tasteful to wear to church this Sunday go to www.cafepress.com/godlesscomedy

You can also find me on Facebook

You can download audio MP3s of all my videos here

If you have impaired hearing you'll find subtitled versions of all my videos at dotSUB.com

You can also translate the videos into any language and post the translated version on your own site if you wish to.

Who I'd like to meet:
The cowboy emergency plumber who deliberately sabotaged my central heating system, then demanded £700 from the safety of his mobile phone to repair the damage, and I'd like to have a baseball bat handy.

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Pat Condell's Friends Comments
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Adri

Adri



Nov 27 2009 11:47 PM

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With One Last Breath (Official)

With One Last Breath (Official)



Nov 25 2009 10:30 PM

Hey
How are you?
xx
Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Nov 25 2009 4:30 PM

Join the greatest Anti-Hunting forum - 95,000 comments! Blast a hunter today!
http://www.topix.com/forum/baltimore/TCH7UNUUJ3I2OJ6KO



On September 14, 2007, Wisconsin activst Amy Burns sent out a circular urging her readers to go to the Baltimore Sun to join in what is destined to be one of its hottest forums ever, a war of minds over the "sport" of hunting, with emphasis on bow-hunting. While her readers began pondering, comments from the pro-hunting side came in hard and fast. "America's most-hated Anti" Anthony Marr jumped in head first, and so did leading anti-huntresses Tierra and Mamasita. Amazingly, the battle is still raging as we speak, more than two years later in November 23, 2009! The total number of comments so far has exceeded 93,000, and growing. This is a phenomenon, and destined to be a classic, not to be missed if you care about animals at all.



To read the full story, go to:

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Anthony Marr, founder and president
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www.HOPE-CARE.org
www.MySpace.com/AnthonyMarr
www.YouTube.com/AnthonyMarr
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www.ARConference.org
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Wooockash

Wooockash



Nov 25 2009 9:15 AM

Best Regards from Poland!!!


PEACE!!! ;-)
SIR MALACHI

Louis Papp



Nov 25 2009 2:29 AM

Charlie

Charlie



Nov 25 2009 1:50 AM

The Pope’s secret Confessions & the bizarre techno-junkies.

~Charlie
Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Nov 22 2009 6:03 PM



Calcutta sounds like a fable in a song, but in reality, it is where John, my colleague and successor, was murdered. He was on the job for only three days when he got his throat slashed. As an undercover investigator targeting the illegal wildlife trade, especially in tiger parts, his real name was unknown, even to me, nor mine to him. We were just John and James to each other. All I know is that he was Chinese American, while his predecessor James - real name Anthony Marr - is Chinese Canadian, and how sincere he was in helping to save the Bengal tiger from being poached out of existence, while its habitat continues to dwindle due to human pressure...

To read the rest of the story, go to:
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Tingle In The Netherlands

Tingle In The Netherlands



Nov 22 2009 11:49 AM

Thanks for the add!
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Nov 22 2009 4:03 AM

Falling Storm Of Stars

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Nov 21 2009 2:00 PM

Thanksgiving 133 Pictures, Images and Photos
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Nov 21 2009 6:49 AM

Add me. My page is a trip.
Rascal the dj(new mixtape coming soon!!!!!!!!)

Rascal the dj(new mixtape coming soon!!!!!!!!)



Nov 20 2009 9:53 PM

thanks a lot for the add ,pat...I really appreciate that...Love your youtube videos...I hope you´re doing good and don´t get too many death threats from people who practice the most peaceful religion in the world.You know who I mean dontcha???

take care
Ang

Ang



Nov 20 2009 2:52 AM

Hey Pat,...

Please don't ever change!

X
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NEW JERSEY

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Nov 19 2009 2:11 PM

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Nov 19 2009 1:33 AM

Hey Pat, hows it hanging?

 

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DeathByTits

DeathByTits



Nov 17 2009 9:40 PM

./!KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK PAT YOU INSPIRE ME EVERY DAY./!!FUUUUUUCK  CHURCH xx
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Nov 17 2009 4:01 PM

You are so intelligent. You inspire me to stand up for what i believe in and to be smart about it.
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BIBLE BELT.TV



Nov 17 2009 12:55 PM

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Nov 17 2009 3:51 AM

To share with you while we all rush headlong to meet our collective destiny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTkbLeabfRA

Anthony

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www.HOPE-CARE.org
www.MySpace.com/AnthonyMarr
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Nov 14 2009 1:46 PM

F.O.A.K - ‘Back Again’ Video on our page.



Promo EP Added to our playlist too.



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Nov 13 2009 10:28 PM


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Nov 13 2009 7:09 PM

Thanks for the ad...All Love...Ascetic Conveyor
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Nov 11 2009 10:50 AM

Hey!!!
Thanks a lot for the add, we really appreciate.
It's really nice here.

Come and listen to some extracts and full songs of our first opus.
Our debut album (distributed in Belgium, Luxembourg and Nederland) will be released in january.

See you

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Garner

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Nov 11 2009 10:49 AM

Hey!!!
Thanks a lot for the add, we really appreciate.
It's really nice here.

Come and listen to some extracts and full songs of our first opus.
Our debut album (distributed in Belgium, Luxembourg and Nederland) will be released in january.

See you

GARNER
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