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Pat Condell
Stand-Up / Alternative / Political Humor
Pat Condell Too lazy and stupid to think for yourself? Welcome to Jesus Country.

Male
59 years old
London
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/8/2009
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   Pat Condell's Comedian Bio
BioI was a regular on the UK stand-up circuit until the mid nineties when I got fed up performing to drunken birthday parties, so I started writing for other people. I wrote my most recent show, and I now make internet videos, because I believe religion in the modern world is out of control and is given far too much respect by people who should know better. It enjoys a status it hasn’t earned and doesn’t deserve, and it’s time we stopped pandering to it before it literally destroys us. You can find out more at my website.

You can read interviews in THE FREETHINKER and the Dutch newspaper AD WEEKEND

Also, please check out www.secularism.org.uk
and www.humanism.org.uk
Websitepatcondell.net

    Pat Condell's Interests
GeneralI like drinking beer and growing vegetables on my allotment.
MusicBob Dylan (Freewheelin, Bringing It All Back Home, Highway 61 Revisited, Blonde On Blonde, John Wesley Harding, New Morning, Blood On The Tracks, Desire, Street Legal, Infidels, Time Out of Mind) Primal Scream (Xtrmntr, Evil Heat, Beautiful Future) Prince Far-I (Jamaican Heroes, Dubwise, Dub To Africa, Silver and Gold) Augustus Pablo (Original Rockers, Eastman Dub, King Tubby Meets Rockers Uptown) Leonard Cohen (I'm Your Man, Ten New Songs) Califone (Roomsound, Quicksand/Cradlesnakes, Heron King Blues, Sometimes Good Weather Follows Bad People) The B52s (Cosmic Thing) Mikey Dread (World War III) George Benson (In Flight) Van Morrison (Live at The Grand Opera House Belfast, Common One, Into The Music, Hardnose The Highway, Beautiful Vision) The Avalanches (Since I Left You) Bebel Gilberto (Tanto Tempo) Miles Davis (Kind of Blue) Stan Getz (Bossa Nova) Bob Marley and The Wailers (Natty Dread, Rastaman Vibration, Survival) Everything by Beethoven
MoviesGood Night And Good Luck, Cinderella Man, Glengarry Glen Ross, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Mike Bassett: England Manager, Casablanca, The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Lion in Winter, Broadway Danny Rose, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, True Stories, Out Of The Past, Macao, Duck Soup, A Night At The Opera, The Maltese Falcon, Love And Death, The Big Lebowski, The Life of Brian, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Groundhog Day, The Couch Trip, The Shining, The Shawshank Redemption, Chinatown, Stir Crazy, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke
TelevisionSpringwatch, The 700 Club, Real Time With Bill Maher, Family Guy, American Dad, Seinfeld, The Sopranos, Fawlty Towers, Rab C Nesbitt, The Likely Lads, On The Buses, Barney Miller, University Challenge, Gardeners' World, Still Game, Frasier, Cheers, The Munsters, The Simpsons, Kath and Kim, Married With Children, Porridge, Up Pompeii, Keeping Up Appearances, MASH
BooksDouble Cross: The code of the Catholic Church - David Ranan, Surrender/While Europe Slept - Bruce Bawer, The Rage and the Pride/The Force of Reason - Oriana Fallaci, Parallel Worlds - Michio Kaku, The Fallout - Andrew Anthony, What's Left? - Nick Cohen, Londonistan - Melanie Phillips, American Fascists - Chris Hedges, Atheist Universe - David Mills, Infidel - Ayaan Hirsi Ali, The Christ Conspiracy - Acharya S., The Islamist - Ed Husain, God Is Not Great/The Missionary Position - Christopher Hitchens, The God Delusion - Richard Dawkins, The End of Faith/Letter To A Christian Nation - Sam Harris, Hitler's Pope - John Cornwell, The Holographic Universe - Michael Talbot, Stalking the Wild Pendulum - Itzhak Bentov, Power vs Force - David R. Hawkins, The Crisis of Islam - Bernard Lewis, The Will To Meaning - Victor Frankl, The Nature of Personal Reality - Jane Roberts, Rendezvous With Rama - Arthur C. Clarke, Downward To The Earth - Robert Silverberg, Foundation - Isaac Asimov, Maximum City - Suketu Mehta, The Four Agreements - Miguel Ruiz, The Last Of The Wine - Mary Renault, Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut, The Story of Philosophy - Will Durant, A Separate Reality/Journey To Ixtlan/Tales of Power - Carlos Castaneda, Don Quixote - Miguel de Cervantes, The Pickwick Papers - Charles Dickens, The Likes of Us - Michael Collins, Chronicles - Bob Dylan, Autobiography of A Supertramp - WH Davies, Down and Out in Paris and London - George Orwell, Titus Groan/Gormenghast - Mervyn Peake, Where I'm Calling From - Raymond Carver, The Six Wives of Henry VIII - Alison Weir, The Empty Space - Peter Brook, Mother Tongue - Bill Bryson, Karl Marx - Francis Wheen, Treasure Island/Kidnapped - Robert Louis Stevenson, Death of a Salesman/The Crucible/A View from the Bridge - Arthur Miller, The Source/Hawaii/Centennial - James A Michener, Palestine Twilight - Edward Fox, The Prince - Nicolo Machiavelli, The Way of Zen - Alan Watts, Listen, Little Man! - Wilhelm Reich, Living The Good Life - Helen and Scott Nearing, The Star of The Sea - Joseph O'Connor, From The Holy Mountain - William Dalrymple, Revolutionary Road/Collected Stories - Richard Yates, Burning In Water, Drowning In Flame/Love Is A Dog From Hell/War All The Time - Charles Bukowski

     Pat Condell's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:London UK
Body type:6' 2"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:Writer and comedian


Pat Condell's Clips [View All Clips]
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The arrogance of clergy
The arrogance of clergy rating
Apologists for evil
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Ban the burka
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Children of a stupid god
Children of a stupid god rating
Islamist dickhead
Islamist dickhead rating
Free speech is sacred
Free speech is sacred rating
A word about the soldiers
A word about the soldiers rating
Freedom go to hell
Freedom go to hell rating
Shame on The Netherlands
Shame on The Netherlands rating
The water of life
The water of life rating
 

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   Pat Condell's Blurbs
About me:
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I DIDN'T MAKE THESE TWO VIDEOS, BUT THEY TELL IT LIKE IT IS. PLEASE WATCH.



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AN ADVANCE APOLOGY
I welcome all messages and e-mails, and I'm keen to hear everyone's opinion, but please don't be offended if I don't reply, as I'm now getting hundreds every day and it has become impossible to answer them all. For this reason please don't write me any long essays. I won't read them.

MERCHANDISE
A number of people have asked me for T-shirts and stuff (yes, honestly) so if you want something tasteful to wear to church this Sunday go to www.cafepress.com/godlesscomedy

You can also find me on Facebook

You can download audio MP3s of all my videos here

If you have impaired hearing you'll find subtitled versions of all my videos at dotSUB.com

You can also translate the videos into any language and post the translated version on your own site if you wish to.

Who I'd like to meet:
The cowboy emergency plumber who deliberately sabotaged my central heating system, then demanded £700 from the safety of his mobile phone to repair the damage, and I'd like to have a baseball bat handy.

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Pablo (www.twitter.com/pablomusic)

Pablo (www.twitter.com/pablomusic)



Nov 7 2009 11:43 PM

How are you, Pat Condell? Haven't checked in on you lately, so I swung by to wish you a happy November & hope you are feeling well! Listen, I have another track up on my page, "Attack Of The Mushroom People."
You can Hear it right Now, if you'd like at:
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OK, that's it for the shameless sel-promotion.Thanks for being a friend.
adios for now!
Pablo
Deeanna jean

Deeanna Wiebe



Nov 7 2009 2:31 PM

We know the know the motivation behind the fort hood terrorist attack!
Jinny

Jinny Coles



Nov 6 2009 1:40 PM

It's my honour to meet you.
Charlie

Charlie



Nov 3 2009 5:02 PM

New blog.
I hope atheist & Agnostics read this blog, it will be interesting for you.

Bleeding the Wire

~Charlie
Acharya S

Acharya S



Nov 2 2009 9:00 PM

Please see my brand-new interview with Dr. Wafa Sultan!

http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-17009-Freethought-Examiner~y2009m11d2-Wafa-Sultans-message-to-America

Pat, you up for one?
Jarrod

Jarrod Money



Nov 2 2009 6:30 PM

Thank you for accepting my request.
Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Nov 1 2009 4:55 PM

TRIIIIIIICCK OOORR TRRREEEEEAAATT!!!



We do have a barbarian at the gate, a demon lurking in the ground, frozen there for eons, now being thawed and released into the living world, where it will roast life alive. If you want to really scare yourself silly, watch this 50 minute video in one go. Turn off the light, and the phone..


M-Bomb - Doomsday Machine - ignore at your children's peril!

Anthony Marr | MySpace Video


One thing more about this demon. We have only 3 years to stop it, or kiss our children's future good bye.

Anthony Marr
www.HOPE-CARE.org
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Satan

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Nov 1 2009 4:30 AM

It's Halloween, the moon is full and bright. Minions see what can't be seen, on any other night. Skeletons in the closets of Christian ghouls, grinning fundamentalists and freethinkers fighting duels. The ghost of the dark ages is rising from its tomb, bringing relics from the past, intelligence it wants to consume. In white shirts and mountain bikes, Mormons haunt the street. They knock on doors, to trick is their treat. Others claim to be sent by Jehovah, entering unhallowed grounds is their mistake. They run away screaming, dropping their copies of Watchtower and Awake! Many feel threatened that we only need science, logic and reason to appease us. They can't accept our denial of the existence of their Jesus. So on my night, we should show them that they're absurd. Since they believe in ghosts and goblins, make your voice heard. Dress up like a demon, and put on your most evil behavior. Knock on their door, and tell them that you're their savior.
Lawrence

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Nov 1 2009 2:12 AM

Please check out my space.

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Oct 30 2009 8:32 PM

Hey Pat!!!!

This made me think of you!!!!





xoxoxoxo
Thank god for Pat Condell!

*~*Dr. Mary J. Wisdom*~*

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Oct 30 2009 3:53 AM

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Acharya S

Acharya S



Oct 27 2009 4:12 AM

Hey Pat -

I've compiled all the Islamic global domination comments from your hate mail page -

Pat Condell's love letters
http://freethoughtnation.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=132:pat-condells-love-letters&catid=36:islam

Keep up the great work, friend.
Will Dockery

Will Dockery



Oct 25 2009 5:02 PM

Greetings from Shadowville, and thanks for the friendship!
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Oct 25 2009 4:39 PM

Thank you for the gift of your friendship Pat, may our music fill you with good feelings, peace, happiness and help to bring abundance of all your hearts desires.  Sending love and infinite blessings of joy.
Love Bart & Jody
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Oct 25 2009 1:29 AM

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Oct 25 2009 12:51 AM


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GIVE PEACE ! ! - - Give Peace a Chance.


Peace Sunday, June 5, 1982, Rose Bowl, no nukes - nuclear disarmament - stop nuclear madness concert - NYC - Central Park - June 12, 1982, 1,000,000 person march and rally for Nuclear Freeze. Photography and presentation by Curtis Rainbow. 'Give Peace a Chance' music by Achim Schultz. Inspiration by Yoko Ono. Dedicated to John Lennon.


http://www.imaginelovingpeace.com


Deeanna jean

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Oct 24 2009 3:58 PM

I don't know if you are aware of this but there are literally millions of victims of islam and they desperately need advocates, Many of the victims were and are in islamic nations where they are not given the right to tell any truth which might offend islam, Christians at the top of the list of those victims of islam and they have no voice in islamic nations,
Its time we raise our voices for them if you agree PLEASE pass this on to as many people as you can!
PLEASE pass this on I have been begging people to care about islams victims
I need to know about victims advocates I want to start something for the countless of victims of
Islam,
There are literally millions of victims and men women and children innocent un armed many non
Violent at all in fact numerous extreme pacifists have been victims of islam yet there seems to
Be this insane and cruel trend to defend islam at all costs even when people must trample on islams
Victims to get to the defend islam at all costs brigade, Islams victims are just as human as anyone
Else and believe it or not they matter as much as any muslim anywhere yet there tears so often fall
Unseen, there cries so often go unheard and they so often fall by the masses beneath the shade of islams
Bloody swords. Yet who will rise to defend islams victims?

If there is a heaven it is being filled with islams victims and tears of heaven surely fall for all
The victims yet to be,
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Would you know my name
If I s
rest your trigger on my finger

Mike Chavis



Oct 24 2009 8:19 AM

thanks for the add! keep up the truthiness!!!
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Oct 23 2009 8:30 PM

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Oct 23 2009 7:41 PM

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Oct 23 2009 11:01 AM

The battle between this planet's mass delusioned will be an interesting watch this century - don't suppose there'l be much planet left by the end though...

'cause like there's any chance of peace with these delusioned idiots around - rhumpus

A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A bless!
VRANGSINN

VRANGSINN



Oct 23 2009 3:31 AM

LIVING THE ETERNAL YESTERDAY

If you still are breathing and wake up tomorrow
will it be just another day of tears and sorrow?
You live in darkness cause you're filled with fear
Afraid of both life and death and you hate to be here

Life is short and death is certain - Still time left to spend while you wait
No need to rush cause death will go nowhere - you can never be to late
Words are not enough it will take more than this to cause your own death
Now is a good time to die so just hold your own fucking breathe

Spend life living and live without fear
Life will only end when your time is here
When you let the fear of failing keep you from trying
you choose to fail just like you fail to live every minute you spend dying
Misery is not hard to find when you need a reason to never even try
Time spent searching for depression is time spent searching for a reason to die.

Will tomorrow be just like today?
Living the eternal yesterday

Come with me and observe true chaoz turn life into death before your eyes
Can you feel that fire inside you burn life away - Come Death!! Arise!!
While you are wasting you own life hiding inside in fear
I travel all over the world to live my only life while I am here
Observing you live a stupid lie , I am watching you fail and fail again
Knowing you will fail one last time if you think you'll find heaven where life end

Vrangsinn 2009
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