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Pat Condell
Stand-Up / Alternative / Political Humor
Pat Condell Too lazy and stupid to think for yourself? Welcome to Jesus Country.

Male
59 years old
London
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/20/2009
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   Pat Condell's Comedian Bio
BioI was a regular on the UK stand-up circuit until the mid nineties when I got fed up performing to drunken birthday parties, so I started writing for other people. I wrote my most recent show, and I now make internet videos, because I believe religion in the modern world is out of control and is given far too much respect by people who should know better. It enjoys a status it hasn’t earned and doesn’t deserve, and it’s time we stopped pandering to it before it literally destroys us. You can find out more at my website.

You can read interviews in THE FREETHINKER and the Dutch newspaper AD WEEKEND

Also, please check out www.secularism.org.uk
and www.humanism.org.uk
Websitepatcondell.net

    Pat Condell's Interests
GeneralI like drinking beer and growing vegetables on my allotment.
MusicBob Dylan (Freewheelin, Bringing It All Back Home, Highway 61 Revisited, Blonde On Blonde, John Wesley Harding, New Morning, Blood On The Tracks, Desire, Street Legal, Infidels, Time Out of Mind) Primal Scream (Xtrmntr, Evil Heat, Beautiful Future) Prince Far-I (Jamaican Heroes, Dubwise, Dub To Africa, Silver and Gold) Augustus Pablo (Original Rockers, Eastman Dub, King Tubby Meets Rockers Uptown) Leonard Cohen (I'm Your Man, Ten New Songs) Califone (Roomsound, Quicksand/Cradlesnakes, Heron King Blues, Sometimes Good Weather Follows Bad People) The B52s (Cosmic Thing) Mikey Dread (World War III) George Benson (In Flight) Van Morrison (Live at The Grand Opera House Belfast, Common One, Into The Music, Hardnose The Highway, Beautiful Vision) The Avalanches (Since I Left You) Bebel Gilberto (Tanto Tempo) Miles Davis (Kind of Blue) Stan Getz (Bossa Nova) Bob Marley and The Wailers (Natty Dread, Rastaman Vibration, Survival) Everything by Beethoven
MoviesGood Night And Good Luck, Cinderella Man, Glengarry Glen Ross, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Mike Bassett: England Manager, Casablanca, The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Lion in Winter, Broadway Danny Rose, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, True Stories, Out Of The Past, Macao, Duck Soup, A Night At The Opera, The Maltese Falcon, Love And Death, The Big Lebowski, The Life of Brian, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Groundhog Day, The Couch Trip, The Shining, The Shawshank Redemption, Chinatown, Stir Crazy, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke
TelevisionSpringwatch, The 700 Club, Real Time With Bill Maher, Family Guy, American Dad, Seinfeld, The Sopranos, Fawlty Towers, Rab C Nesbitt, The Likely Lads, On The Buses, Barney Miller, University Challenge, Gardeners' World, Still Game, Frasier, Cheers, The Munsters, The Simpsons, Kath and Kim, Married With Children, Porridge, Up Pompeii, Keeping Up Appearances, MASH
BooksDouble Cross: The code of the Catholic Church - David Ranan, Surrender/While Europe Slept - Bruce Bawer, The Rage and the Pride/The Force of Reason - Oriana Fallaci, Parallel Worlds - Michio Kaku, The Fallout - Andrew Anthony, What's Left? - Nick Cohen, Londonistan - Melanie Phillips, American Fascists - Chris Hedges, Atheist Universe - David Mills, Infidel - Ayaan Hirsi Ali, The Christ Conspiracy - Acharya S., The Islamist - Ed Husain, God Is Not Great/The Missionary Position - Christopher Hitchens, The God Delusion - Richard Dawkins, The End of Faith/Letter To A Christian Nation - Sam Harris, Hitler's Pope - John Cornwell, The Holographic Universe - Michael Talbot, Stalking the Wild Pendulum - Itzhak Bentov, Power vs Force - David R. Hawkins, The Crisis of Islam - Bernard Lewis, The Will To Meaning - Victor Frankl, The Nature of Personal Reality - Jane Roberts, Rendezvous With Rama - Arthur C. Clarke, Downward To The Earth - Robert Silverberg, Foundation - Isaac Asimov, Maximum City - Suketu Mehta, The Four Agreements - Miguel Ruiz, The Last Of The Wine - Mary Renault, Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut, The Story of Philosophy - Will Durant, A Separate Reality/Journey To Ixtlan/Tales of Power - Carlos Castaneda, Don Quixote - Miguel de Cervantes, The Pickwick Papers - Charles Dickens, The Likes of Us - Michael Collins, Chronicles - Bob Dylan, Autobiography of A Supertramp - WH Davies, Down and Out in Paris and London - George Orwell, Titus Groan/Gormenghast - Mervyn Peake, Where I'm Calling From - Raymond Carver, The Six Wives of Henry VIII - Alison Weir, The Empty Space - Peter Brook, Mother Tongue - Bill Bryson, Karl Marx - Francis Wheen, Treasure Island/Kidnapped - Robert Louis Stevenson, Death of a Salesman/The Crucible/A View from the Bridge - Arthur Miller, The Source/Hawaii/Centennial - James A Michener, Palestine Twilight - Edward Fox, The Prince - Nicolo Machiavelli, The Way of Zen - Alan Watts, Listen, Little Man! - Wilhelm Reich, Living The Good Life - Helen and Scott Nearing, The Star of The Sea - Joseph O'Connor, From The Holy Mountain - William Dalrymple, Revolutionary Road/Collected Stories - Richard Yates, Burning In Water, Drowning In Flame/Love Is A Dog From Hell/War All The Time - Charles Bukowski

     Pat Condell's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:London UK
Body type:6' 2"
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:Writer and comedian


Pat Condell's Clips [View All Clips]
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Wake up, America
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The arrogance of clergy
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Apologists for evil
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Ban the burka
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Children of a stupid god
Children of a stupid god rating
Islamist dickhead
Islamist dickhead rating
Free speech is sacred
Free speech is sacred rating
A word about the soldiers
A word about the soldiers rating
Freedom go to hell
Freedom go to hell rating
Shame on The Netherlands
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   Pat Condell's Blurbs
About me:
DVD NOW AVAILABLE AT RICHARDDAWKINS.NET
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I DIDN'T MAKE THESE TWO VIDEOS, BUT THEY TELL IT LIKE IT IS. PLEASE WATCH.



PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION AND SUPPORT THE GLOBAL CAMPAIGN AGAINST SHARIA LAW.
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AN ADVANCE APOLOGY
I welcome all messages and e-mails, and I'm keen to hear everyone's opinion, but please don't be offended if I don't reply, as I'm now getting hundreds every day and it has become impossible to answer them all. For this reason please don't write me any long essays. I won't read them.

MERCHANDISE
A number of people have asked me for T-shirts and stuff (yes, honestly) so if you want something tasteful to wear to church this Sunday go to www.cafepress.com/godlesscomedy

You can also find me on Facebook

You can download audio MP3s of all my videos here

If you have impaired hearing you'll find subtitled versions of all my videos at dotSUB.com

You can also translate the videos into any language and post the translated version on your own site if you wish to.

Who I'd like to meet:
The cowboy emergency plumber who deliberately sabotaged my central heating system, then demanded £700 from the safety of his mobile phone to repair the damage, and I'd like to have a baseball bat handy.

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Pat Condell's Friends Comments
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Falling Storm Of Stars

Falling Storm Of Stars



Nov 21 2009 2:00 PM

Thanksgiving 133 Pictures, Images and Photos
The Stellar Man

Donovan Jahns



Nov 21 2009 6:49 AM

Add me. My page is a trip.
Rascal the dj(new mixtape coming soon!!!!!!!!)

Rascal the dj(new mixtape coming soon!!!!!!!!)



Nov 20 2009 9:53 PM

thanks a lot for the add ,pat...I really appreciate that...Love your youtube videos...I hope you´re doing good and don´t get too many death threats from people who practice the most peaceful religion in the world.You know who I mean dontcha???

take care
Ang

Ang



Nov 20 2009 2:52 AM

Hey Pat,...

Please don't ever change!

X
ANGEL-MARIE
NEW JERSEY

Made Men (Bizzle Boy Affiliates)

Made Men (Bizzle Boy Affiliates)



Nov 19 2009 2:11 PM

BIZZLEBOY.COM apreciates your friendship. Thank you.

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Kali Flower



Nov 19 2009 1:33 AM

Hey Pat, hows it hanging?

 

The Stellar Man

Donovan Jahns



Nov 18 2009 2:14 PM





DeathByTits

DeathByTits



Nov 17 2009 9:40 PM

./!KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK PAT YOU INSPIRE ME EVERY DAY./!!FUUUUUUCK  CHURCH xx
||l.Ben.l||

||l.Ben.l||



Nov 17 2009 4:01 PM

You are so intelligent. You inspire me to stand up for what i believe in and to be smart about it.
BIBLE BELT.TV

BIBLE BELT.TV



Nov 17 2009 12:55 PM

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Anthony Marr

Anthony Marr



Nov 17 2009 3:51 AM

To share with you while we all rush headlong to meet our collective destiny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTkbLeabfRA

Anthony

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F.O.A.K



Nov 14 2009 1:46 PM

F.O.A.K - ‘Back Again’ Video on our page.



Promo EP Added to our playlist too.



F.O.A.K – Manchester’s Best



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10K Poets



Nov 13 2009 10:28 PM


Ascetic Conveyor

Ascetic Conveyor



Nov 13 2009 7:09 PM

Thanks for the ad...All Love...Ascetic Conveyor
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Garner

Garner



Nov 11 2009 10:50 AM

Hey!!!
Thanks a lot for the add, we really appreciate.
It's really nice here.

Come and listen to some extracts and full songs of our first opus.
Our debut album (distributed in Belgium, Luxembourg and Nederland) will be released in january.

See you

GARNER
Garner

Garner



Nov 11 2009 10:49 AM

Hey!!!
Thanks a lot for the add, we really appreciate.
It's really nice here.

Come and listen to some extracts and full songs of our first opus.
Our debut album (distributed in Belgium, Luxembourg and Nederland) will be released in january.

See you

GARNER
IX.-xii. .:. ART WAR.

IX.-xii. .:. ART WAR.



Nov 11 2009 4:27 AM

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i don't love you anymore.





NATURE IS CRUEL. NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL.






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Tony Slug

Tony slug



Nov 10 2009 11:46 PM

Finally a sane mind.

Keep up the good work, Pat !
*~*Dr. Mary J. Wisdom*~*

Tahnya Meyer



Nov 10 2009 6:06 AM

Revelation Part 22 is coming soon! We are all SOOOO LOVED like WHOA! 

Jesus is KING!!!

Eternally Yours,t 

Dr. Mary J. Wisdom 

Pablo (www.twitter.com/pablomusic)

Pablo (www.twitter.com/pablomusic)



Nov 7 2009 11:43 PM

How are you, Pat Condell? Haven't checked in on you lately, so I swung by to wish you a happy November & hope you are feeling well! Listen, I have another track up on my page, "Attack Of The Mushroom People."
You can Hear it right Now, if you'd like at:
www.myspace.com/psychedelicpablo
OK, that's it for the shameless sel-promotion.Thanks for being a friend.
adios for now!
Pablo
Deeanna jean

Deeanna Wiebe



Nov 7 2009 2:31 PM

We know the know the motivation behind the fort hood terrorist attack!
Jinny

Jinny Coles



Nov 6 2009 1:40 PM

It's my honour to meet you.
Charlie

Charlie



Nov 3 2009 5:02 PM

New blog.
I hope atheist & Agnostics read this blog, it will be interesting for you.

Bleeding the Wire

~Charlie
Acharya S

Acharya S



Nov 2 2009 9:00 PM

Please see my brand-new interview with Dr. Wafa Sultan!

http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-17009-Freethought-Examiner~y2009m11d2-Wafa-Sultans-message-to-America

Pat, you up for one?
Jarrod

Jarrod Money



Nov 2 2009 6:30 PM

Thank you for accepting my request.
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