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Patrick the Entertainer

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  • Skylar Bee

    pretty good, gearing up for the weekend. geeez. i have a mountain of homework to go until then though.

    1 year ago
  • Rebekah Baker

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2 years ago
  • Shawnie Boudreaux

    Aww spanks!! I kicked ass that day too : )

    2 years ago
  • amanda ramby

    thanks! i'll keep that in mind next time i need a profile picture, ya know?

    2 years ago
  • Megan

    Haha, Teagan is my 3 month old niece...but you're right...she needs a friend or sister named Sara :)
    How are things going, sir?
    It's been forever!

    2 years ago
  • Neysa Martin

    You are the first person to notice that!!!! Hugs to you Patwick!!! I did that on purpose!!!

    2 years ago
  • The Vision That Bears T…

    My life isn't buying you shit. It plans on cornering you in a dark alley and having its way with you. (Or so it says.) I think it's all talk, though, seriously.

    2 years ago
  • 2 years ago
  • Marta Henry

    Haven't you seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off?? Come on, Poppin! But seriously, as long as you keep up on oil changes and regular maintenance, that car will last forever. I have put my civic through so much but she's still running! :knock on wood: lol, she's one of my best friends.

    2 years ago
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About me:

I'm quite simply ... me. What more do you need to know?

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Who I'd like to meet:

Friends I haven't seen in a while ...

Friends I've lost ...

Friends I haven't met ...

I would NOT like to meet Tom. Tom is NOT my homeboy. In fact ... I urge everyone who still has Tom as a friend to remove him. ESPECIALLY if he's in your "top 8" You need to change that, son. I'm sorry, Tom. I'm sure you're a nice guy and all, but no one really knows you.

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Alvin, TX
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Performance Artist

Schools

  • Itt Technical Institute South

    • Houston,TX
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: CAD
    2007 to Present
  • Alvin Community College

    • Alvin,Texas
    • Graduated: 2005
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: Drama
    2001 to 2005

Companies

  • Patry Animals

    • Friendswood, TX US
    • Costumed Entertainer - Family Entertainer
    5/02 - present
  • Eco Holdings, LLC

    • Houston, TX US
    • CAD Administrator
    2008 - Present

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