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Pat Mellon

		Male 42 years old MARINA DEL REY, CA United States Last Login: 12/27/2009

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/patmellon

Pat Mellon's Comedian Bio

Influences	Angus Young, Ace Frehley, The Fonz, Weird Al.
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TV Shows	Blind Date (I'm on the Dates from Hell DVD available in stores)

Pat Mellon's Interests

General	None.
Music	AC/DC, Green Day, Offspring, Rob Zombie, KISS, Hank Jr., Cowboy Mouth, Faster Pussycat, Rhino Bucket, G-n-R, Cheap Trick, Weird Al.
Movies	The Robbie Benson classic "One on One". All the way up with a red hot poker, indeed.
Television	Family Guy, Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother.
Books	I just re-read Gene Simmons' autobiography. That's one inspirational demon.
Heroes	my mom

Pat Mellon's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Tampa, FL
Body type:	0' 1"
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:	Libra
Smoke / Drink:	No / No
Children:	Someday
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	misanthrope

Pat Mellon's Clips

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Clips: 10

Total Plays: 564

Plays Today: 0

Beat the Crowd

Run Time: 409

Plays: 53
Comments: 0

The Adam Sandler Parody

Run Time: 280

Plays: 30
Comments: 0

Icehouse Crosswalks

Run Time: 66

Plays: 26
Comments: 0

Nanacy Grace, Actors, and other stuff

Run Time: 261

Plays: 21
Comments: 1

radio demo

Run Time: 558

Plays: 33
Comments: 1

M bar comedy

Run Time: 132

Plays: 107
Comments: 0

Blind Date and Gene Simmons

Run Time: 113

Plays: 212
Comments: 1

Thats The Light

Run Time: 578

Plays: 29
Comments: 1

AIRCHECK II

Run Time: 267

Plays: 14
Comments: 1

AIRCHECK I

Run Time: 325

Plays: 39
Comments: 0

Pat Mellon's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog]

Someone please shoot Will Farrell (view more)

The only real mystery now is nipple size. But I'm still hooked. (view more)

Nothing can change the fact that right now 20 radio stations in America are playing Radar Love. (view more)

When women breastfeed in public, everybody wins (view more)

I can't listen to songs that don't rhyme the same way real actors can't watch Seinfeld. (view more)

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Pat Mellon's Blurbs

About me:
I gather darkness to please me. I use a butterfly net.

Who I'd like to meet:
The first person who ever said "24-7". He'd better be wearin' a cup.

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Kels

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Las Vegas Sign

The Donnas

Ritchie

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Pat Mellon's Friends Comments

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Elise Crocker	Jul 16 2009 1:10 AM I'm leaving tomorrow so I'll miss Danny's. Dang! Coming back on the 27th, so fill me in if there are any major changes in Venice Comedy. Love your new pic.
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LOBO	May 8 2008 4:54 AM Hey Pat Mellon, I just gave you a human gift! Click here to unwrap your human and see who it is! here u go mr. mellon. a gift from me to u lol ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Gus	Apr 25 2008 7:51 AM Awesome job at the Ontario Improv the other night. You are da man! Thank you for doing that for me and I hope we can do some more projects in the near future.
LOBO	Apr 3 2008 1:16 AM
Ali	Mar 22 2008 7:30 AM Are you like me? Take my "If I could go back in time, I would ..." Quiz to find out!
Marcella	Mar 17 2008 3:33 PM
Ritchie	Mar 12 2008 12:12 AM "I've got something in my front pocket for you...give it a little squeeze and say how do you do!" Leopold "Butters" Scotch
The Working Poets	Feb 15 2008 7:43 AM Hey Comedy Boy...Did you do anymore standup at Quality Inn yet? We are doing a gig on March 17th a Monday for St Patricks Day! It's a big benefit banquet of about 200 or more..if you interested in doing a stand up bit between a set....Give me a call and I'll give some details and see what we can work out! Kevin
Suite Caroline	Jan 30 2008 2:12 AM The Mellon head is the funniest man on the planet!!!! Rock on dude let us know when you get back HOME to Florida.
Dr.Punchman	Jan 17 2008 8:56 AM I am addicted to your pod cast! Wait, no the other thing. Salted meat variety packs. Come back to L.A. or I'm renting your old apartment to old people, and you will never get the smell out.
Marcella	Jan 9 2008 9:05 PM moar funny pictures
Buffie	Dec 31 2007 7:37 PM I recommend Lentil soup for good luck. Followed by a triple bourbon and soda.
SHECKYmagazine.com	Nov 30 2007 4:43 PM
Buffie	Nov 19 2007 4:26 PM I just got done teaching a kids stand-up course (which is quite ironic since I have only done stand-up once) However- the kid that rocked the house last night,,, get ready.... last name MELLON! It's in the genes.
Spencer T. Dobson	Oct 21 2007 12:44 PM Wait a minute are you saying that you think Good Gas Milage and Roughage=butt fucking? I'm gonna google that and get back to you Pat.
Spencer T. Dobson	Oct 18 2007 1:29 AM Happy Birthday Pat!
Jenny Mckenna	Sep 4 2007 4:37 PM Good Morning!
Buffie	Aug 7 2007 9:50 PM how many carbs in that?
Marcella	Jul 24 2007 4:36 PM AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! AAASSSSSSS-SSSS! freakin' nut job!
JewelsG	Jul 20 2007 5:34 PM I was thinking the same thing about you showing off your nipple in that high school pic. Once an exhibitionist, always an exhibitionist!
Shawn Pelofsky	Apr 24 2007 1:36 PM want mp3 quality ring-tones featuring all the top artists sent instantly to your phone? all you gotta do is go here: http://www.kodfrg.com

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