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Patrice O’Neal
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Patrice O’Neal "I’m dope, face it, shoot it, freebase it, pour it in a glass, drink it, chase it." - Chill Rob G

Male
40 years old
Roxbury
United States



Last Login: 12/23/2009
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BioPatrice O’Neal grew up in Roxbury, MA across the street from the projects. Even though the buildings on both sides of the street were brick and looked just alike, Patrice and his friends let the kids from the projects know the distinction - Patrice’s and his friend’s buildings were privately owned and they took pride in that. The pickup football games became "Projects vs. Private Property" - the trash talking that went on during those games honed Patrice’s early comic sensibility.

In high school Patrice’s talent in football was recognized and he was recruited by the coach at Northeastern University. But Patrice hated playing football... he really wanted to be a comic. And so it was. He attended Northeastern University, but studied theatre arts. He never played football again.

Patrice got his first real taste of standup at a place called "Estelle’s" in Boston, where he heckled a comic. The comic suggested maybe Patrice thought he could do better. Patrice did - the following week, Patrice went up at the club and brought down the house. From there he went on to work at The Comedy Connection and then moved to working at most of the clubs in and around Boston, New England and New York.

Now, years later, Patrice has a wide range of comedic tools - from whispers and tiny facial expressions to animated movement and shouting. In one bit, Patrice at 6’5" and 300+ lbs, makes the audience hear and almost see the story of an eastern gymnast quietly speaking of her difficult upbringing and training. The Boston Globe said, "It is a hilarious piece, made all the more so by the contradiction between O’Neal’s very visible presence and that of the tiny, tough white girl he is playing".

Asked to whom he aspires, Patrice mentions only two names: George Carlin and Richard Pryor; Carlin for his distinct point of view and universal appeal; Pryor for his honesty, vulnerability and personal revelation.

Patrice has appeared on many many TV shows in the USA, including full length specials for HBO, Showtime and Comedy Central, plus several appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman, Def Comedy Jam, and even had his own TV series on VH1 titled "Web Junk: 20." Currently lives at home.

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MoviesIn the Cut, 25th Hour
TelevisionWebjunk 20 on VH1, Shorties Watchin' Shorties, O Grady High, Arrested Development, The Office, Any shit on MSNBC Saturday nights, like that motherfuckin prison shit, also any end of the world disaster shits, oh ya and old man Quinn's Tough Crowd
Booksnational lampoons vacation the novel
HeroesCarlin, Pryor and jesus

     Patrice O’Neal's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:roxbury,mass
Body type:6' 5" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:philoseefer


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Episode 20. Pittens
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Episode 19. The Break a Leg Outtakes
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Episode 16. Patrice for President II
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Episode 15. Patrice for President
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Episode 14. I Dream of Dante
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Episode 13. Child Labor
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Episode 12. Gripes
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Episode 11. An Intimate Moment
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Episode 8. The 100 Foot Black Man
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Episode 7. Last White Man Alive
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   Upcoming Gigs
Jan 15 2010 8:00P
Tampa Improv Tampa FL
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Tampa Improv Tampa FL
Jan 16 2010 8:00P
Tampa Improv Tampa FL
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Tampa Improv Tampa FL
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Tampa Improv Tampa FL
Jan 22 2010 8:00P
Cap City Comedy Club Austin TX
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Cap City Comedy Club Austin TX
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Cap City Comedy Club Austin TX
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Cap City Comedy Club Austin TX
Feb 4 2010 8:00P
Ontario Improv Ontario CA
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Ontario Improv Ontario CA
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Ontario Improv Ontario CA
Feb 6 2010 7:00P
Ontario Improv Ontario CA
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Ontario Improv Ontario CA
Feb 25 2010 7:30P
Comix Comedy Club New York NY
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Comix Comedy Club New York NY
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Comix Comedy Club New York NY
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Comix Comedy Club New York NY
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Comix Comedy Club New York NY
Mar 6 2010 8:00P
Trump Taj Mahal-Xanadu Theater Atlantic City NJ
Mar 11 2010 8:00P
House of Comedy Bloomington MN
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House of Comedy Bloominton MN
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House of Comedy Bloomington MN
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House of Comedy Bloomington MN
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House of Comedy Bloomington MN
Mar 14 2010 8:00P
House of Comedy Bloomington MN
Mar 19 2010 8:00P
West Palm Improv West Palm Beach FL
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West Palm Improv West Palm Beach FL
Mar 20 2010 7:00P
West Palm Improv West Palm Beach FL
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West Palm Improv West Palm Beach FL
Mar 21 2010 7:00P
West Palm Improv West Palm Beach FL
Apr 23 2010 7:30P
Lakeshore Theater Chicago IL
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Lakeshore Theater Chicago IL
Apr 24 2010 7:30P
Lakeshore Theater Chicago IL
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Lakeshore Theater Chicago IL
Apr 30 2010 8:00P
Addison Improv Dallas TX
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Addison Improv Dallas TX
May 1 2010 7:00P
Addison Improv Dallas TX
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Addison Improv Dallas TX
Jun 11 2010 8:00P
Houston Improv Houston TX
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Houston Improv Houston TX
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Houston Improv Houston TX
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Houston Improv Houston TX
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Miami Improv Miami FL
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Jul 30 2010 8:00P
Cleveland Improv Cleveland OH
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Cleveland Improv Cleveland OH
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Cleveland Improv Cleveland OH
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Cleveland Improv Cleveland OH
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Cleveland Improv Cleveland OH
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DC Improv Washington DC
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xVoodooKittyx

Rude Gurl



Dec 11 2009 11:01 PM

You are a true comedian. By the pure fact that you are funny as hell in everyday conversation,without trying. Much love & respect, Voodoo X
Juѕтιи

Juѕтιи



Dec 10 2009 4:43 AM

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. "Oscar Wilde"
Jessie♥

Mrs. Chisolm



Nov 29 2009 10:18 PM

Good seeing you again last night!  Props on a great show as always.  We're hoping to catch up with you at your show in AC in March.
ramón

ramón



Nov 29 2009 10:18 PM

come to vegas sometime..get some stripper love after the show lol
Mr. Jones (Crazy Like a Fox!)

Mr. Jones (Crazy Like a Fox!)



Nov 29 2009 10:17 PM

Happy thanksgiving man. When are you coming to Michigan? Better yet, Flint? I know it's a shithole and we just got ranked the 5th most dangerous city in the country, but muthafuckas still like to laugh! Shit we need to laugh! Help us out man!
CHUCK "AWAY THIS LIFE I LEAD" STEVENS

CHUCK "AWAY THIS LIFE I LEAD" STEVENS



Nov 24 2009 8:43 AM

Great show last night at Stress Factory.  You need to put your thoughts into a book cause both woman and men need to open their eyes to the shit you say and maybe some of the bullshit will cease.  1
Autumn

Autumn Shade



Nov 20 2009 4:39 PM

Patrice you say everything I wanna say. Difference is I'm white and I'd get punched n the face.. Love what u do!
dj_ronblendz

dj_ronblendz



Oct 24 2009 7:16 AM

wassup bruiser
i'm djin'
halloween sat.oct.31 @vintage lounge
72 broad st..downtown boston

like back in the dayz
can i get sum comedy for a mixtape?
Mr. Townsel

Mr. Townsel



Oct 24 2009 7:16 AM

preciated watching the stand-up tonight...probably the funniest live stand up i've ever seen...especially at the beginning talking about the difference between black dudes and white dudes "giggling"...that shit was hilarious....stay up
DC Improv

DC Improv



Oct 24 2009 7:16 AM

Patrice, thanks for a great week. See you soon.

The DC Improv
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Little John's Tattoo



Oct 24 2009 7:15 AM

hey man i love what you do. to me you're one of the best comics of our time-i try to keep up with everything you do. keep up the good work. any chance you'll ever make it to NC? much love!

Mr. Townsel

Mr. Townsel



Oct 14 2009 4:10 AM

looking forward to your show in DC next week.....i know you got something to say about this Nobel Prize shit lol..
Kevin

Kevin Graham



Oct 14 2009 4:10 AM

Sup Patrice, man the caveman bit from O&A fri was just awesome.....lol. Sure wish i could lay that shit down like u man..lol... just 5000 yrs behind....hehe :)...take care
SILVIO JEAN

F Ckya MFnlIfe



Oct 7 2009 11:51 PM

I am proud to say i got my first gorilla mask off and lemme tell there is no better way to show a bitch how much u truly really care lmao
Half Man,Da Other Halfs 2 Complex 4 u 2 Understand

Half Man,Da Other Halfs 2 Complex 4 u 2 Understand



Oct 7 2009 11:51 PM

Patrice the Albany show was great, brought a lot of fam so i'm personally growin ur fan base. They were in tears. Catch u nxt time ur in or around NY
xVoodooKittyx

Rude Gurl



Oct 7 2009 11:50 PM

I've been diggin' you for the longest! I love your shit! Much love & respect, Voodoo X
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Jeffrey Giles



Sep 25 2009 4:27 AM

I saw your show once was a lot of fun - I also remember you are a hardcore fan of Earth Changes cataclysmic type stuff so I'm posting a link to my blog... The link will probably not work so you might have to go to my profile and click on the first blog entitled - "2012 - brainstorming the possibilites - final draft " link to blog
ARSIN - 408-215-1020 Leave A Message

ARSIN - 408-215-1020 Leave A Message



Sep 3 2009 3:20 PM

Wuts up!  ARSIN  new mixtape “Back Draft”comes out Sep11th! let me know! more music videos on the page n other stuff!

www.arsinmovement.com

 



ARSIN - 408-215-1020 Leave A Message

ARSIN - 408-215-1020 Leave A Message



Sep 1 2009 7:14 AM

I WANT MORE O Neal!!! WTF who i need to tell? Comedy Central? Vh1? Sponsors???? im getting MAD put my nigga on!!!!!!! NOW! super funny but real
ARSIN - 408-215-1020 Leave A Message

ARSIN - 408-215-1020 Leave A Message



Aug 30 2009 10:48 PM

creepy cold guy lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo
86 Proof

86 Proof



Aug 27 2009 2:42 AM

What happend with your trip to Richmond, Va?
Ms. Mitchell

Ms. Mitchell



Aug 27 2009 2:41 AM

HEY Patrice.......!!! Thanks for cracking us up(Melvin and Shamica) loved the show in Cleveland......Come back soon!!!!
Chris

Chris Ramos



Aug 24 2009 2:48 AM

Patrice you are funny as hell evertime I hear you on O&A...You need to get your own show on XM 202...
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Arch Stanton



Aug 24 2009 2:47 AM

Thanks for the add, you are one goddamn funny mutha-fuckah!
JASE

Jason Montgomery



Aug 24 2009 2:46 AM

thanks for the add...where can i find black phillip???...
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