I watch far too much professional wrestling...I watch the stuff on TV, but I have a particular interest in the independent scene in the St. Louis area and elsewhere.
Best way to describe me is this: I'm a colossal dork and I'm fully aware of that fact, so if you hang around me, be prepared to deal with the dork-dom. :-D Seriously...we're all dorks about different things...that's the way I look at it.
I immediately regret the decision to post this, but you can contact me on AIM at PowerPB13 or Yahoo Messenger at PatrickAB7. I also have Myspace IM so you can annoy me there as well.
The Fan Cam is back up...I'm slowly reassembling the archives, stay tuned.
TUESDAY: Westport Funny Bone in St. Louis, MO
Showtime 8 PM, $5 cover
WEDNESDAY: Comedy Etc. II in Fairview Heights, IL
Showtime 7:30 PM, $5 cover
THURSDAY(coming soon!): Stand Up St. Louis at Gigger's on Laclede's Landing
Showtime 8 PM
Comedy bio as written by Landon Meyer:
"Patrick Brandmeyer is comedy's most eligible bachelor. Actually, he may be the world's most eligible bachelor. He loves pro wrestling, waffle fries, and hats celebrating movies from the '90s. He has a hysterical awkwardness on stage. He will remind you of that kid in high school who was very quiet and scared you, but when he did speak, he was unusually funny and completely harmless. But it would be best if you did not let him crash on your couch. He is much more comfortable in his van."
Comedy testimonials:
"I guess I'll tell a joke since he didn't." -Brett Clawson
"Keep it going for Brandon, that was like his best set ever." -Andi Smith
"My favorite pedophile." -Steve Poggi
"You'll be funny someday." -Dan O'Sullivan
"He's been on Dateline NBC..." -John Doelling
"He resembles the lead singer of Crash Test Dummies..." -Josh Arnold
"The best thing to happen to radio since television." -Joel Thornton
"...zero charisma..." -Louie Benson
"Wizard, fourth level." -Jeremy Essig
"He stalks people..." -Keith Cissell
"I didn't think it could get any more creepy..." -Gabe Kea
"We're all gonna chip in and get him a hooker for later on." -Rob Durham
"Holy $#!+, did you guys see any of that coming?" -Kevin Bunetic
"Sleep with him, please..." -Mark Feigenbutz
"Are you serious?" -Marcus Robinson
"That wasn't awkward at ALL..." -Joe Lehnig
"The man, the myth, the action figure..." -Shane Mansfield
"If you don't laugh, he'll probably shoot you after the show." -Joe Stewart
"Why are you doing this?" -Anonymous Family Member
"Convert to Judaism or you have no future in stand up." -Pete Madden
"I heard more laughter coming out of the Holocaust Museum." -Joe Lancey
"I don't want to hear twenty minutes of your jokes..." -Mike Strantz
"Was recently named the 2008 'Rico Suave' of St. Louis comedy..." - Clayton Champagne
"Be sure to catch him this weekend looking through your windows..." -Landon Meyer
"His obituary will probably end with the words 'before turning the gun on himself'..." - Andy Faasen
Hey, Patrick, good to hear from you! Sorry it took so long w/ the results... has not been a good month for the Miller Family... I'm behind on many things, however, here are the results and I hope to see you soon...
Before the show began, Commissioner Keith Smith announced that there would be 2 battle royals with the winner of each to face off in the main event...
Complete results of MMWA-SICW at the East Carondelet Community Center on June 2Oth...
PHIL E. BLUNT (w/TRAVIS COOK) pinned LUMBERJACK GABE after delivering 'The Drive-By'
SHAFT (w/TRAVIS COOK) pinned JAYSIN STATIC using a roll-up with a handful of trunks. Afterwards, Shaft and Cook attacked COMMISSIONER KEITH SMITH until TONY CASTA(!) made the save.
Battle Royal #1 (Order Of Elimination) GARY JACKSON, LUMBERJACK GABE, LUMBERJACK ABE, DAVE VAUGHN, BLADE, JAYSIN STATIC, CORE, AJ WILLIAMS, SHAFT, MOONDOG ROVER... the winner: PHIL E BLUNT
DAVE VAUGHN (w/TRAVIS COOK) pinned BLADE following a spear to retain the M0/IL Jr.Heavyweight Championship
GARY JACKSON retained the Heavyweight Championship by pinning LUMBERJACK ABE
Battle Royal #2 (0rder 0f Elimination) LUMBERJACK ABE, LUMBERJACK GABE, WACO, CORE, JAYSIN STATIC, MOONDOG ROVER, BLADE, DAVE VAUGHN, AJ WILLIAMS, SHAFT... the winner: GARY JACKSON
The Main Event: PHIL E. BLUNT (w/TRAVIS COOK) pinned GARY JACKSON following 'The Dope-Drop' and was announced THE NEW Missouri & Illinois Champion by TIM MILLER. However, after a quick review of the contract for the main event, SICW Promoter HERB SIMMONS corrected Miller and returned the belt to Jackson.
It was also announced that July 18th in East Carondelet, the main event has already been signed: 'THE LIVING LEGENDS' KEITH SMITH & 'LITTLE DYNAMITE' TONY CASTA vs THE CONNECTION (SHAFT & COOK) with special enforcer referee 'BIG' JIM BROWN! Also, PHIL E. BLUNT is demanding a rematch with GARY JACKSON, this time fo
