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Patrick
"I can't believe anyone would read any of this."

Male
35 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 5/17/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/patrickkeane  

   Patrick's Comedian Bio
BioPoliceman vs Fireman pt 4
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Website<a href="myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=30647513">Easter Exposed<
Films

    Patrick's Interests
GeneralStand-up I guess. Starting in LA is like doing only Friday night late show gigs on the road for five years. The only consistent show I'm involved in is the Sunday night Belly Room show at 8pm upstairs at the Comedy Store.
MusicNeil Young, Pearl Jam, Killers, Muse, E-Z E (both as a solo artist and with NWA), Willie Nelson, Electric 6, Cyndi Lauper, Shins, Tom Waits, Pink Floyd, Flaming Lips, obviously Springsteen.
MoviesThe first two Godfathers; first two Rocky's; Raiders of the Lost Ark; Mediterraneo; Where the Buffalo Roam; The Deer Hunter; Lost In Translation; The Shawshank; Blues Brothers
TelevisionSeinfeld; The Office (BBC); Real Time w/ Bill Maher; Sex and the City; Arrested Development; White Shadow
BooksTo Kill A Mockingbird; People's History of the United States; Siddhartha; anything by John Madden; all of Grisham's books that don't have to do with practicing law in the south.
HeroesIf you're old enough to be on my space, you're probably too old to have heroes. Thor and air traffic controllers.
Groups: Fans and Friends of Marie ColetteNYC Underground Comedy FestTripoli's Crimefighters!

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     Patrick's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:Toledo, Ohio (Battle of Fallen Timber)
Body type:0' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Undecided

   Patrick's Schools
Carroll College
Helena,Montana
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology/IR
 

1991 to 1997
Santa Margarita Catholic Hi Sc
Rancho Santa Mar,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1987 to 1991


Patrick's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 5 Total Plays: 66470 Plays Today: 7
Slingbox Promo
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Super Precinct:  featuring Patrick Keane
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Patrick Keane, Mitchum spots
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Patrick Keane @ The Comedy Store, 10-1-06
Patrick Keane @ The Comedy Store, 10-1-06 rating
The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson
The Late Late Show w/Craig Ferguson rating
 

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   Patrick's Blurbs
About me:
I try not to be funny, and it usually works. People ask what comedians I like and I can't answer that. I was always more into comedic performers like Gene Wilder and Bill Murray moreso than traditional stand up comics. I like sports too much and have been trying to get away from them in the past few years, and more towards drug use. A rave of retired athletes would be ideal. 2007 should be something else. One of my new years' resolutions is to not apologize so much. Only in Los Angeles. My college alumni just won their fourth consecutive NAIA Division I football title, so if in the upcoming weeks you see me smiling with my hand down my pants, it's because i was just looking at my high school yearbook. As an aside, good looking people probably shouldn't give dating advice.
Who I'd like to meet:
Forrest Gump if he really did all that shit.

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May 14 2008 9:00P
World Cafe @ World Cafe
May 20 2008 8:00P
The Ice House @ The Ice House

   Patrick's Friend Space (Top 12)
Patrick has 2270 friends.
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Melinda





May 17 2008 1:18 PM

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May 17 2008 1:15 PM


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May 17 2008 10:22 AM

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May 16 2008 8:54 PM

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Thanks, Best of Comedy

AWildRoseInBloom (aka) TearsOnYourPillow





May 16 2008 8:04 PM

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sheryl





May 16 2008 4:39 PM



Can you beat my score on the "Name the 80's Movies" quiz?








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Rachel





May 16 2008 3:49 PM

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Elicia





May 16 2008 1:59 PM

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May 16 2008 1:32 PM



Can you beat my score on the ""Famous Logos"" quiz?








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melissa





May 16 2008 10:30 AM

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POP ROCKS AND LOLLIPOPS!





May 15 2008 10:14 PM

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how do u feel bout me owning u? u like it!

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May 15 2008 7:35 PM

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Adam DeVine





May 15 2008 7:19 PM

Patrick! I just read some of your comments and I have to tell you congrats on the new job and new pet!
AWildRoseInBloom (aka) TearsOnYourPillow





May 15 2008 6:45 PM

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May 15 2008 5:09 PM

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May 15 2008 4:18 PM

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May 15 2008 4:17 PM

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Patty





May 15 2008 2:14 PM

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Angie





May 15 2008 12:08 PM

I've added a few things to my website.
First, there's a new sketch of Jeff Beaulieu from YFE.
It's not finished, but I'd like some critiques. I also added the new installment of the Lexi Lange series.
Click the below links to be redirected!

Pursuit: Chapter One

Sketch: Jeff Beaulieu (YFE)

I will be adding a few more sketches over the next couple of days so keep checking back!
♥CHRISTA NICOLE ..♥





May 15 2008 8:03 AM

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Jodi ~ Proud Momma~





May 14 2008 5:20 PM

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May 14 2008 1:17 PM

HI PATRICK!
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May 14 2008 8:54 AM

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May 14 2008 4:28 AM

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