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Patrick Schroeder
Stand-Up / Gay/Lesbian / Asian
The REAL Headliner

Male
19 years old
Coconut Creek, FLORIDA
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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InfluencesGroucho Marx & Strong women of color

    Patrick Schroeder's Interests
GeneralSandwiches, Pro Wrestling, Cartoons, The NFL Draft, Time Travel, and so on in that fashion.
MoviesKung Fu Panda
TelevisionCurrent shows that aren't sports or wrestling related that I remember to watch are The Sarah Silverman Program, The Office, and South Park, and any Adult Swim show that doesn't involve anime or Seth Green.
BooksVonnegut, Alan Moore, American Gods, Lolita, Kavalier & Clay, a bunch of Batman graphic novels, Mick Foley & Chris Jericho's books, Bill Simmons, a lot of other stuff.
Groups: Pumpkin is Cutea s p e c i a l t h i n g . c o m

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     Patrick Schroeder's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio


Patrick Schroeder's Clips [View All Clips]
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Walk Heckler/Sing Hulk Hogan's Theme Song
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No Latinos
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Steven Wright is a Cunt
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Midget Halloween
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Buzzing Tea?
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Matt Z Fat Joke
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Reggie Miller Guy
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Bag-Headed Women
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Dr. Adjective v. The Simple Machine Match Promos
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   Patrick Schroeder's Blurbs
About me:
"Patrick Schroeder experiences neither emotional highs nor lows, only mild fluctuations in his field of indifference.

Patrick Schroeder has gazed upon both the joyous majesty and complexity of all creation and the endless void of the cosmic abyss, and frankly, cared for neither.

Patrick Schroeder has never met a man that he didn't like. Mostly because he has never met you.

Patrick Schroeder gets it, why don't you?"

- Matt Z.
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Patrick Schroeder has 319 friends.
 Revenge of the Nerd Comics! 


 Ryan 


 JonDon 


 matt 


 Ivan Hernandez 


 JennnnyFo 


 Richy Lala 


 Adrian Mesa is a HUMORISTA 


 kirk 


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Patrick Schroeder's Friends Comments
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WeMerge Magazine





May 8 2009 11:04 PM

Our 5th issue will be released in late June.
We are offering a limited time special deal on business card sized ads.
Normally, they sell for $150.
We are selling them for only $75.
And that price includes FREE design.
This offer is only good until 5/19/09, so act now.
Send us a message if you are interested.

Only $75 to have your business, band, website, service, art or product promoted in a magazine with a distribution of 15,000 copies in the tri-county area.
STEPHANiE ♥





Apr 17 2009 6:02 AM

hey patrick
how come u dont say hi no more :(
Megabite CyberCafe





Mar 27 2009 1:54 AM

NOW IN OUR NEW LOCATION - much bigger

Open Mic Fridays
hosted by Renda Writer
@ Mega Bite Cyber Cafe
1910 Hollywood Blvd.

Hollywood, FL 33020
(Right near Ginger Bay Cafe, across from Mix Ultra Lounge)
(954) 237-2888
www.MySpace.com/MegaBiteCyberCafe

Sign up starts @ 8pm
Open mic starts @ 8:30pm


FREE ADMISSION ALL NIGHT LONG

Open to all: poets, singers, comedians, rappers, acoustic, prop comedians, interpretive dancers, drummers, hippies, punk rockers, American Idol wannabees, jugglers, magicians, yodelers, country, reggae, rock, folk, jazz, blues, bluegrass, etc.


We provide all the equipment - You just bring your instruments and your talent
matt





Mar 24 2009 10:16 PM

Photobucket
Juliete





Feb 20 2009 3:09 AM

am i your biggest fan? i guess that's a pretty big insult, considering i've only seen you perform twice. hey but some of the best talent out there is underappreciated- like ashley simpson. Stay away from the lipsinging and you should be just fine.
G.KELL♥





Feb 10 2009 4:09 AM

hiiii ! :)
Josh





Jan 10 2009 6:24 AM

Dude nice job hosting tonight. I will definitely hit you up next time I need a host for a roast...or a bat mitzfa.
Richy Lala





Dec 19 2008 4:39 PM

AJ Sloan





Dec 18 2008 3:21 PM

whats up dude. hope all is well. couldnt make it out last show, let me know when your next gig is

AJ
Richy Lala





Dec 2 2008 7:28 PM

Who knew he had handle? Keep an eye out for Rick Mahorn!
Richy Lala





Dec 2 2008 3:52 PM

Richy Lala





Nov 29 2008 12:18 AM

Sheively Buisson





Nov 21 2008 2:59 AM

STEPHANiE ♥





Nov 13 2008 8:53 PM

hey how u been
Ryan





Nov 11 2008 5:39 AM

Yo you got any Bud
Ryan





Nov 4 2008 5:53 PM

yo i just rocked the vote
Ryan





Nov 2 2008 5:59 AM

http://www. neatorama. com/2008/06/03/the-creepy-pencil/


go here
TioDio®





Oct 30 2008 2:05 AM

howzat for a b'day gift - the 1st CoBL championship of your lifetime!! Mother Nature even intervened on the timing for u.
PhiLLIES!!!!
STEPHANiE ♥





Oct 29 2008 11:31 PM

hey patrick

HAPPY BiRTHDAY!!

enjoy ur day becuz u deserve it! :)
TioDio®





Oct 29 2008 9:59 PM

H19BTY, Punkie. a plethora of good things in life & bad things to make fun of....

Get some decent clips, whydoncha?
STEPHANiE ♥





Oct 24 2008 5:05 PM

hey patrick.. i know ur bday is coming up.. what u gunna do?
$JØHNN¥$





Oct 14 2008 4:27 AM

yoooo Mr.
Schroeder
JennnnyFo





Oct 9 2008 5:53 AM

hey PATcunt,answer your phone
G.KELL♥





Sep 27 2008 4:39 PM

it took me a minute to realize that was you i was waving to last night ahaha :)
Diana Cat





Sep 27 2008 7:55 AM

fucking ROH canceling their shows.
i guess it sucks more for you.
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