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Patrick Swan
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"Not far from where the plane went down."

Saskatchewan
Canada

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Last Login:  7/6/2008
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   Patrick Swan: General Info
Member Since2/6/2005
Band MembersAbandoned by everyone.
InfluencesAn excess of Dopamine.
Sounds LikeThat guy muttering to himself on the corner.
Record LabelExistence is futile.
Type of LabelNone




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   About Patrick Swan
Patrick Swan is an astheticaly absurd young drunk monument to the excess of pop culture that clouds our future. He emptys his boredumb from bottles and puts his demons down on paper.

   Patrick Swan's Friend Space (Top 12)
Patrick Swan has 494 friends.
 MR.UGLY 


 SHEARING PINX 


 varge 


 Geronimo 


 Mastodon 


 Andrea. 


 DETHKLOK-THE DETHALBUM IS NOW AVAILABLE 


 SPENCER! 


 STAMINA MANTIS 


 STAMINA MANDROID 


 Stamina Mammoth 


 Stamina Maggot 





Patrick Swan's Friends Comments
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MR.UGLY





Jun 24 2008 11:56 AM

ROOOAAAAAR! (I was trying to eat her clutch of eggs!)
Eesh





May 3 2008 2:44 PM

where have you gone too dude?
MR.UGLY





May 2 2008 6:45 AM

write me a fucking song. something i can smell.
MR.UGLY





Apr 24 2008 11:34 AM

Galagher hitting Alan Alda with a mallet.
MR.UGLY





Apr 22 2008 12:34 PM

Michael Gross.
MR.UGLY





Apr 17 2008 9:54 AM

Thigh Roids.
MR.UGLY





Apr 15 2008 2:03 PM

Hearting Business will never die...Sometimes it just sleeps....
MR.UGLY





Apr 14 2008 6:43 PM

If I were a youtube video, I'd be a fat ipod that falls down. Or one of those videos where a bride catches on fire. But i'd be a fat bride with an ipod. Real disinterested and 17yrs old....
MR.UGLY





Apr 14 2008 7:34 AM

Sometimes you see pictures of people on the internet that you haven't seen for awhile and they've gotten an ipod. Or they've gotten the internet.
Rusty J Haggard





Mar 27 2008 10:33 AM

hope you are lovin the jaw again!
sarah





Mar 21 2008 1:19 PM

patrick, i think you and i should run away to romania and become hustlers.
Stamina Mammoth





Feb 28 2008 9:16 AM

DESTROY! SMASH! SWAN!
I Can't Tell you how I feel.





Feb 22 2008 4:19 PM

Hello new internet friend.

I've heard so much about you.
April





Feb 20 2008 3:37 PM

he's got the girth and i've got the length.
MR.UGLY





Feb 20 2008 11:15 AM

REGRESS. I'm gonna drink a beer @ 6AM just for you.
April





Feb 19 2008 3:03 PM

look pal, i don't know what the eff didonic plague is, but a google search got me a whole shitload of results for a porn dvd entitled "lesbianation #13", so thanks.
or maybe there's some kind of insinuation that shammy and i are lesbians, which is fine.
i'm sure barry's mounds of hair ward of many things.
MR.UGLY





Feb 8 2008 11:48 AM

birthday BALL. Singular. Just one...
MR.UGLY





Feb 8 2008 10:59 AM

Sham drew me and Bill with tits!
Mayonaisse?
sarah





Jan 28 2008 11:56 PM

did you know that it takes 2 days on the bus to get to toronto?! this is why it is taking me so long to come and visit you. yuck!
Patrick Cote





Jan 28 2008 4:59 PM

mange ma soulier jean j'aime.toronto est tu encore?
Rusty J Haggard





Jan 19 2008 11:35 AM

you are a bum. haha. call me.
Cathryn, Poeticly





Jan 9 2008 11:58 AM

Thanks so much for accepting. That piece you have posted is great. I love the brutal honesty. You had me nodding in a agreement and laughing at the same time.

I hope that, if you ever have some spare time, you could take a look at my poetry that I have posted and tell me what you think? I'd appreciate it so much. Thank you.

-Cathryn
DR.ULTRA





Jan 3 2008 3:40 PM

F.A.C.E.D.O.W.N.
sarah





Jan 1 2008 7:07 PM

toronto is good! i've never been there!!
April





Jan 1 2008 11:52 AM

My friend Nathaniel was talking to me last night about his poetry reading days, and apparently he saw you on a few occasions and he says you're pretty.

Oh and happy new year.
sarah





Dec 31 2007 12:46 PM

a thing i often wonder:
why is canada at such an inconvinient location? it's just close enough to be close, but also just far enough away. why?!

i should probably just come and visit for a weekend. how about you tell me when to do that.
sarah





Dec 30 2007 6:07 AM

he does look so fucking cool when he does those silly moves. i love him a lot. and you. maybe even you more! word up.
Patrick Cote





Dec 27 2007 7:11 PM

petit concombre, j'aime tes souliers.
MR.UGLY





Dec 24 2007 4:19 PM

Inflector? Sinfected?
dagan





Dec 22 2007 10:13 AM

Patrick. You should go party with random people and almost get your ass kicked; cornered, in a room with a woman... then you'll be in Toronto... like the last time....
Rad Juli





Dec 21 2007 10:21 AM

dude! that's pretty intense, i've been thinking about you lately-glad to hear you're doing well out east! and, yeah, i'm doing pretty well out here in the far west, land of the unwashed and the overpaid...i think i'm coming to do a gig in Toronoto in february..i'll keep you posted! take good care, my friend, and see you soon! love love,
RC Weslowski





Dec 18 2007 10:18 AM

Hey, Patrick.

I hope life in the T-dot is all licorice and apokolips for you.

RC is me.
MR.UGLY





Dec 14 2007 9:00 AM

B.A.R.F. Squad=Barely Able to Return Favors? Boots Are Really Fat?

Poop!
Zaccheus





Dec 8 2007 10:05 AM

Word on the street is that yer heading back East. Say it ain't so....
sarah





Dec 5 2007 7:04 PM

i'll see you sooner than later, i hope.
MR.UGLY





Dec 3 2007 4:56 PM

H.A.N.D. in my P.A.C.K.E.T.
Heather





Dec 1 2007 8:14 PM

Hey! How's the east? Miss your mutterings.
dagan





Dec 1 2007 3:27 PM

sup duder. the t dot beckons....
kerry butt





Nov 28 2007 7:16 PM

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god. i've been waiting too long for this!! PARTY FOREVER!!!!
Rad Juli





Nov 26 2007 3:54 PM

Mr Swan. is there a final hurrah? or do i wait for an excuse to voyage to see you on other soil? i have your Defacto cd still, i love it, but i'm certainly willing to give it back. in person? over a warm sailboat in a shitty van, for old times sake?
jess hill & the dreams of all & sundry





Nov 14 2007 10:36 PM

......what with looming departures and all i think it'd be nice if we met on purpose over some beverage or another and really solidified the foundation of our friendship before you leave. whaddya say?
i suppose we could just continue yelling one anotehrs names from opposite sides of the street but opposite sides of the country will be a lil' more difficult don't you think?

:)
jess
christeen





Nov 7 2007 4:59 PM

those pictures were the sweetest. it's weird that we live in different places again.come visit sometime.
The Froth





Nov 7 2007 2:48 PM

Like Willie Nelson, you're always on my mind...
sarah





Oct 5 2007 9:34 AM

i miss you, dear friend. a lot. so much!
sarah





Sep 15 2007 6:46 PM

i probably miss you more. but i'm not going to call you. i'm going to telepathically give you a hug?

...i have nothing.
April





Sep 7 2007 6:50 PM

uh...watch out, there's a new poetry champ in town:

MOO (a haiku)

Milk is shorty pants
Avalon bites the big one
Sorry about that
Lisa





Aug 12 2007 6:47 PM

So I hear you ran into a friend of mine. Too bad I wasn't there. Miss you.
CARLOS ROBSON IS THE NEW PRINCE IN CROWN TOWN





Aug 9 2007 7:35 PM

I'm pissed that youre not here at Nationals... well actualy in true Patrick Swan..Carlos Robson slam fashion, Im pissing that youre not here at Nationals.
Where the hell are you?
Make the Lion