Schindler's List, The Color Purple, Brokeback Mountain, The Adventures of Precilla Queen of the Desert, and most comedies
Television
Ugly Betty, Battlestar Galactica, My Life on the D List
Books
Candide, The Loved One, Those Kings and Queens of Old Hawaii, Murder at the Palace, The Romanovs, Memoirs of a Geisha, Sylvia: Queen of the Headhunters
Heroes
Winston Churchill, Golda Meir, Corozon Aquino, Father Mychal Judge, My Mom and Dad, Benazir Bhutto, and His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama
Patty Hose's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Gay
Body type:
Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Children:
I don't want kids
Education:
Post grad
Occupation:
Drag Queen
Patty Hose is done with Rio and hopping a plane for a Land Down Under with a sexy Qantas pilot. Posted at 5:07 AM Oct 2 view more
About me: Welcome to MySpace! Keep in touch as I travel around the globe sucking cock and avoiding my parole officer.
A few years back, having grown bored with California and having been thrown out of almost every city in the state, I decided to escape my parole officer by faking my own death in a tragic car fire. It would've worked if I hadn't used my friend Mary F. Kay's extra large, but always petite size 18 mannequin as my body double.
Since then I've blown truck drivers for quarters in Coldfoot, Alaska, hopped a fishing troller to Chile, an Icebreaker to Antactica and the Falkland Islands, a freighter to Buenos Aires Argentina, and Montevideo Uruguay, Rio de Janeiro Brazil, and now I've taken up with a Qantas pilot and landed in Australia .
It's going to take some time to get back to California, but until then I'll exist right here in cyberspace.
Love & Hurt:
The Imperial Iron-clad Bitch Queen of the San Joaquin, MFK Empress III, and Barn Dance Reject, Patty Hose
Who I'd like to meet: People from all around the world!
OMG I love this pic...I love his man hair LOL... The trucker boys from like nebraska truckstops are the hottest...they all came from their daddies farms ... God manliness in pure form...so hot!!! grr now I have a taste in my mouth for trucker boys...yum...
Patty my dear, I don't know how you got put so far down on my friends list...I was thinking about you and wanted to say hi and ask how life was...Im back on the road again so if I roll through your city and have time to stop we should meet : ) I hope your well
Hi, Sending you positive thoughts for the week, hoping everything is okay in your part of the world. Take care , lets make sure you have good health , happiness and lots of smiles its what I expect .lol and of course to not forget me , yes im your friend well I try to be..lol.Kevin xo.
Hi , My friend how is it going ? having a goodweekend I hope , make sure you keep away from this flu , everbody seems to be getting some kind of virus , so far I am fine there seems to be areas around that have cases , its worrying but then what can you do if you are doing everything you should be. Take care I look forward to hearing from you , sending best wishes , health and happiness your way . Kevin xo.
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