Paula Bel
Veterans/Legends / Stand-Up / Jokes
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Comedy Union, Laugh Factory, Comedy Store,Improv, Comic Strip NYC, Tonight Show, Showtime, HBO
Female
100 years old
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA
United States
Last Login: 7/14/2009
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Mood:
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Paula Bel's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Yeah I actually have a Bio, go to www.paulabelcomedy.com and read it.
I'm not going to write that crap twice. | | Website | paulabelcomedy.com | | Influences | REDD FOXX because he kept a Christmas Tree year round and gave back to all his friends and died owing the government money. You can't beat that in a human being.
RICHARD PRYOR because he loved white women too.
LAWANDA PAGE because she carried a bible on stage while she cussed everyone out. | | Members | I was a member of Crunch gym but got kicked out for insisting on changing in the men's locker room. | | TV Shows | The Tonight Show, Showtime, BET, TV ONE, The View, Comics Unleashed
blah blah blah | | Films | The Breaks, 15 Minutes of Fame, Midnightly News. Japanese porn when they needed a fatter broad. | | Albums | Yeah, I listen to them... I'm that old. |
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Paula Bel's Interests
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| General | Camping is my new favorite. I'm trying to meet Bear Grylls. Any guy who can drink his own urine instead of beer is a winner in my book.
I also like surfing, hanging at the beach in Santa Cruz.
I'd do it nude but my daughters laughing would spoil it for me. | | Music | I have no choice but to listen to the music other people play obnoxiously loud in my building. | | Movies | Why go to the movies when I can watch the homeless outside my door. You can't script the things they do. Star Wars my ass, I have an actual Chewbacca that sleeps in my carport. | | Television | Califiorna's Gold with Huell Howser. I love his voice. It's the only other loud obnoxious voice other than mine that I can listen to. | | Books | I have to read bills, isn't that enough? | | Heroes | Phyllis Diller. She left six kids at home to entertain strangers. She not only succeeded, she met and married twice, and did it all with that face and laugh. |
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Paula Bel's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Los Angeles | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Comic |
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Run Time:
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Plays:
341
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About me:
I love performing.
I also happen to like old Cadillacs, pool tables, Craps in Vegas and check-cashing stores where I can play Lotto and no one can trace my transactions. I also simply love UFC. I love their hard bodies, the way they wrestle around and look like their about to have sex than beat the crap outta each other. Women should watch this instead of the Lifetime channel. I dislke the uber-rich, conservatives (we're all hiding something) and religous zealots.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Dean Martin..but since he's packed it in, no one in particular.
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