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Paul

		I'm so depressed even my blood is B negative Male 89 years old OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON United States Last Login: 11/18/2009

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/paulcurrington

Paul's Comedian Bio

Website

theangrystockbroker.blogspot.com

Paul's Interests

General	Carving my name into the cosmic subconscious. Or the karmic unconscious. The seismic contentiousness? Slap Your Corneas On My longer essays at 1000Papercuts.com
Television	If you listened really close you might have heard some of my material on The Howard Stern Show, Gene Simmons Family Jewels Roast (A&E), Comedy Central Roast of Richard Belzer, NBC World Radio, and Fox World Radio.
Heroes	Green Lantern: I've never looked good in rings so naturally I'm jealous. The whole yellow thing is kind of weird, though. I mean, you could rob a bank with a daisy and he wouldn't be able to do anything about it. Sometimes I feel like Green Lantern in a yellow jumper. Martin Luther King: He cheated on his wife and we gave him a holiday. Major mojo for that. Most wives would beat their husband like a bowl of eggs but not Coretta Scott. She took one for the team. That's why MLK walked to Selma. She was originally going to give him a ride but she found out about the hoochie he had on the side and told him to beat feet. That's the genius of Martin Luther King. Coretta tells him to hit the road he phones up half a million friends and calls it a march.
Groups:	Comics against Comic Poverty, Kirkland Laugh's !, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, SEATTLE TALENT View All Paul's Groups

Paul's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Networking
Orientation:	Straight
Body type:	6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:	Virgo
Occupation:	Comic

Paul's Clips

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Total Plays: 137

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Are We Ready For A Woman President?

Run Time: 83

Plays: 137
Comments: 1

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Paul's Blurbs

About me:
Comedian. Writer. Hacky Sack champion (Alaska. 1982. Novice Division)

Don't forget to visit the Temple of Vitriol where I take down every company who comes out with shoddy products or gives me backhanded customer service.

Check out the poisoned barbs at:

The Angry Stockbroker

Who I'd like to meet:
Jesus. He owes me five bucks. Also, the guy who invented the leaf blower. I'd like to wake up this douchebag every morning with a coffee grinder six inches from his pillow. Next time I'm sitting in a park and some leafjockey blows half a world of dust in my face I'm going to kill that guy and bury his remains in a wind farm.

Paul's Friend Space (Top 13)

Paul has 323 friends.

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Peoples Republic of Komedy

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World-Famous Seattle Comedy Underground

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Paul's Friends Comments

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Karma	Oct 16 2009 10:02 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Stick-it Calendar app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Event: Wanderlust at Day of the Dead Benefit Dance Date: Sat, October 31, 2009 For the second year in a row, Wanderlust is performing three sets during this great fundraising event to support the arts in Olympia. All ages, five bands, beer garden, dancing! What: Dia de la Muerte to benefit the Community Sustaining Fund and Procession of the Species Where: Eagles Ballroom, corner of Plum& 4th When: 7pm-1am Cost: $12 advance, $15 door Tickets at Rainy Day, Traditions or buyolympia.com. Hope to see you there!
Youngsman Brothers Productions	Jun 8 2009 10:29 PM
Rosie Tran	Mar 15 2009 3:00 AM how r u? =)
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Mar 9 2009 12:35 AM Hey thanks for being a friend Please CLICK HERE to see our Comedy video of the Week. myspace. com/SLOTCARTV ..
Best Of Myspace Comedy	Feb 26 2009 1:01 AM Hey thanks for being a friend Please CLICK HERE to see our choice fo rComedy of the Week. myspace. com/SLOTCARTV ..
Youngsman Brothers Productions	Dec 13 2008 4:45 PM
Rosie Tran	Oct 11 2008 4:29 AM hey i might come up in november if you guys wanna do a double date. =)
Kristi	May 20 2008 11:51 PM
Rob	May 13 2008 5:24 AM The art of William Hogarth rocks my freaking world, let it rock yours too... http://soane. org/rakesprogress. htm
Sharon Lacey	May 13 2008 2:38 AM Hey Paul! Come see my daughter and her band perform R&B/jazz and watch me do a little standup comedy. This Saturday, 8pm, Beacon Hill Pub. No cover! Bring friends!
Tom "The Tank" McClain	Apr 6 2008 11:52 AM Hey Pauli! How the hell are ya?
Rosie Tran	Mar 5 2008 9:36 PM where is this employee of the year pic?
Sparticus	Jan 16 2008 8:42 PM Paul! You sooo rock sir!
Sadi Synn	Jan 15 2008 5:05 PM AVAST, OL' FRIEND! Missin' yer humor, etc. Been a LOOOOONG time! Glad I found ye, in a long address list in an eMail header from Ellie. Cheers!
Karma	Jan 6 2008 7:43 AM Um, you can find it here. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2006/03/08/notes030806.DTL
Karma	Jan 6 2008 7:40 AM Paul! Thanks for the friend request! Check this out, I found it while researching my disappearing Tab Energy. I think you'll appreciate it. Tab Energy Kills You Dead
Rosie Tran	Dec 22 2007 11:49 PM do you know anything about stock options? CALL ME. I wanna discuss financial stuff. you're my broker, right? hahaha
Kristi	Dec 22 2007 8:37 PM What, the Angry Stockbroker isn't angry any more???!!! Awww, come on...there must be something that pisses you off. Idiot drivers? Presidential candidates? Global warming? Annoying MySpace friends? :)
Rosie Tran	Dec 14 2007 7:18 AM just called and yur phone was off wtf?
COLIN DILLON	Dec 13 2007 8:07 PM Thanks for being my myspace friend. You often come up when I'm on the road. The other comics like you!! So that means I do too.
Rosie Tran	Nov 27 2007 7:51 AM do you want a rosietran.com pen, paul? i'll send you one in the mail!
Rosie Tran	Nov 23 2007 12:31 AM happy turkey day paul!
Kristi	Nov 22 2007 5:24 AM Glitter Graphics & Comments Have a great day!
Rosie Tran	Nov 10 2007 7:26 PM hey, i'm in spokane for NACA. i'm trying to get evergreen state college to book me so i can visit you!!!
Riggs	Oct 29 2007 11:12 PM Buck up camper. The greatest comedy mind in Washington can't throw in the towel. We need you too bad. I need you. The world needs you! Alaska didn't raise no quitta.

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