Paul Guyet
Paul Guyet BIZAGITRONICON XMAX

Male
28 years old
LONG ISLAND CITY, New York
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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    Paul Guyet's Interests
MusicNine Inch Nails (seen in concert 6 times so far), They Might Be Giants (seen in concert about 40 times so far), eels (2), Cake (1), Beck (2), Marilyn Manson (2), David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Gorillaz, Prince, Sufjan Stevens, Tori Amos (2), The New Pornographers, Garbage, The Dresden Dolls (2), Rasputina (1), Phish, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Eminem, The Flaming Lips, tweaker, Guns N Roses (pre Axl Rose sucking), Scissor Sisters (1), Wu-Tang Clan (1), The Moldy Peaches (1), many others
MoviesFear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Shaun of the Dead, Happiness, Batman (1989), Ghostbusters, Jacob's Ladder, the James Bond movies (most of them), Snatch, Lost Highway, American History X, Thank You For Smoking, Labyrinth, The Matrix, Gross Pointe Blank, many others
TelevisionThe Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, The Office (UK & US), The Sopranos, Little Britain, Rescue Me, Samurai Champloo, The Shield, Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Queer As Folk, Oz, 24, The Critic, others
BooksStephen King, Neil Gaiman, H.P. Lovecraft, Terry Pratchett, David J. Schow, Ian Fleming, Edward Gorey, others

     Paul Guyet's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New York, New York
Body type:6' 8"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Actor/Operator

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About me:
Aphotic

"Aphotic" is the second in a series of video projects I started last year. The third and maybe final part has been written and yearns to be filmed. I will do so soon. See "Aphotic" here . P.S. There are ten parts and they are numbered from 1 to 10. The titles are all lower case as opposed to "Taken From Me".

Taken From Me

"Taken From Me" is a lo-fi, high concept video project I created. Go here to view them. Enjoy.

**Updated 8/21/06** From the short time I have been here at myspace, I have learned that it sucks dead donkey cock. The fact that you cannot use the copy/paste function at all times, that the goddamn ARROW KEYS don't work everywhere here and the number of "Sorry!! We fucked up and lost your post!!" messages are driving me batshit. Fuck you, myspace, fuck you and the programmer that ejaculated you onto the sweaty face of the Internet.

Hey. I'm Paul. I'm an actor/switchboard operator in a health care institution that's in a perpetual state of imminent closure due to cataclysmic ineptitude. Lots of stupid people here. And they're the ones in charge. I grew up in New York City and when I was 13 or so I moved to Longwood, Florida, which sucked. I moved back to New York for college and have not left since. I think I am doing well as an actor here in the city, but until I get recognized three times in the street in one day, I will not be convinced of this. I dislike stupidity. I support the idea that it should be punishable by death. I write a bit and am planning to start a music page on which to put the little (extremely lo-fi) things I do. But that might never happen. I joined myspace to upload a video for a contest so I don't know how often I will be here. My usual place(?) is on LiveJournal at http://guidopaparazzi.livejournal.com. I am also VERY tall.

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Kitty

Kitty



Mar 13 2009 8:25 PM

dude-go to my comment page and check out the video comment molly left me on "pussy doodles" If you don't at least giggle, even at its stupidity, I think I may have to disown you as a brother and fellow human being
Kitty

Kitty



Nov 21 2008 5:58 PM

So tonight I'm going to a strip club (Mark's Showplace) to see Sassy Cassy, a midget stripper. Apparently she's the smallest stripper in the business- 2'10" and 45lbs. You should drive up for this.
Kitty

Kitty



Oct 7 2008 3:47 AM

hey poopypants. your rock band commercial is gonna have to wait. my main friend that has technology that i can readily access had a mac not a pc and the video is only viable thru pc. so i blame you. you suck.

but guess what-mollys bf got a bunch of free tickets and one of them is for the nin show in fl on the 28th....box seats motherfucker. free drink, free food, free show from rockin seats. so if i go down to fl for Halloween maybe I can go with her which would be baller-bom-bastic.

TWITCHELL HOUSE!
Jeans

Jeans



Sep 15 2008 5:33 PM

Misses you! Indianapolis = interesting. You should come visit.
Kitty

Kitty



Sep 1 2008 8:49 PM

Photobucket
Kitty

Kitty



Jun 9 2008 3:40 PM

Photobucket

if this doesn't make you happier, it'll at least take your mind of things cuz you have a hot tranny mess for a sister and now you have to deal with this photo and that i'm related to you.
Kitty

Kitty



Mar 1 2008 12:56 AM

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Kitty

Kitty



Feb 21 2008 3:08 PM

go to my comment page immediately and check out what my friend theresa put. u me and chris should get matching tattoo's.
Kitty

Kitty



Feb 4 2008 7:32 AM

PUPPY TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty

Kitty



Dec 9 2007 11:02 PM

I'm a tumor i'm a tumor i'm a tumor. i'm a tumor i'm a tumor i'm a tumor. I'm a tumor.
Jeans

Jeans



Nov 1 2007 2:22 AM

Alright, so that just makes it sound like you don't really like me after all. I'm so confused.
Jeans

Jeans



Oct 30 2007 3:29 AM

You rock! Not seeing me may make you like me more, but I'd rather you hate me a little and see me all the time. Lets make it happen.
christina

christina



Sep 18 2007 2:06 PM

I'm still awaiting your bestowal of said image.

PS-If you are free on September 29th, please come help me celebrate my birthday.
Genevieve

Genevieve Varela



Sep 11 2007 5:59 PM

check it out: www.thejeffreygroup.com/worldview
it's you!
Pat

Pat



Sep 9 2007 10:25 PM

There's a new Bud Light commercial that features an actor who looks remarkably like you. I had to watch it three times to decide it wasn't you.
Pat

Pat



Aug 6 2007 6:52 AM

The two big problems (in my opinion) were:
1) They were playing songs slower than the recorded versions ("Mr. Me" most noticeably). I think them playing some out-of-the-ordinary songs with musicians they're not always with may have caused this slower pace.

2) They stopped to talk between every single song. I like talking, but they didn't even have good banter.
Pat

Pat



Aug 5 2007 1:41 AM

I went to the 3rd TMBG show and was shocked to not see you there. Can you give me your TMBG Superfan card? I need to cut it up. (It was not such a great show.)
Genevieve

Genevieve Varela



Jul 27 2007 8:50 PM

you had a large black man in you? now THAT'S impressive!
Genevieve

Genevieve Varela



Jul 27 2007 4:53 PM

So... I listened to the Ladies Night thing finally. That's not you!? You totally sound like Barry White!
christina

christina



Jun 28 2007 8:11 PM

Unfortunately, guinea worms are not a genital parasite AND the few (genital parasites) that exist really aren't so congenial with a camera as senor guinea.
Genevieve

Genevieve Varela



Jun 26 2007 1:03 PM

I didn't spell Washington - I spelled D.C.
I can see how the whole two initial thing might confuse you though.
christina

christina



Jun 26 2007 5:53 AM

I can't think of a better way to spend Bastille Day.
christina

christina



Jun 26 2007 3:14 AM

Ache, Spin, Die, Repeat. When?

Also, I've begun my search for a Jessica Simpson hair piece and some Lee press-ons or something equally classy for that other one...
Genevieve

Genevieve Varela



Jun 25 2007 9:13 PM

Okay... city shopping is done. I am moving to D.C., which means that at least I'll be close to NY ;)
Kitty

Kitty



May 7 2007 5:40 AM

sometime in between the 11th and the 18th. thats all i got for ya
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