U2, Kid Rock & Sugarland - I dig Jennifer Nettles the hot blonde lead singer for Sugarland - Tommy likey!
Movies
Tommy Boy, Blazing Saddles, Rudy, Seabiscut & The Christmas Story - I laugh everytime that kids gets his tounge stuck to the flagpole.
Many many more movie favorites....
Top 5
1. Tommy Boy
2. Animal House
3. Blues Brothers
4. Blazing Saddles
5. Blazing Saddles
Television
According to Jim - Funny stuff - Larry Joe Campbell gives chubby blonde dudes hope. (He is Andy on the show) And I want to be in hot dog commercials too darn it.
Heroes
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, anyone that can stop a car with their bare feet are heroes in my book.
My buddy Max's dog Oliver - He likes to dig up bushes and eat garden hose and I think it is cool. Way to go Oliver!
About me: You know it.....
I'm Stand Up Comedian..........
Hire me to entertain for your COLLEGE or CORPORATE event. I don't know why I all caps those two words, but hey what the heck, lets live a little..........
Goofy, wacky, cheddar cheese filled bratwurst eating, gorgeous and a lil chubby guy who wants to make people laugh..........
Also known as Uncle Wally or For Hire...........
Chris Farley is the KING of Comedy, been told a million times a look like him. So might as well have some fun with it, just trying to my best to keep the Chris Farley spirit alive!..........
Heier pronounced just like higher or hire..........I cannot sing and I cannot dance, but tonight I will dance and sing for you..........hip hip hip and away we go ..........
Who I'd like to meet: Tom Selleck, people say I look just like him.....tall dark and handsome that is me!
Chris Farley - I will do whatever I can to keep the spirit of Chris Farley alive and well ............ Mel Brooks - I always wanted to say "Screw you I am working for Mel Brooks" .......... John Candy "Sorry folks, parks closed, the moose out front should have told you" ......... Sam Kinison - He just brought it always great ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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I don't really know anyone in my friends list ..................... Don't know if it is really the people that are listed ....... Well .... I am off to eat some cheese filled brats ..... have fun with yourself already ..... Shut up Richard ...........
..Sorry for being out of touch. I wanted to let you know that I'm in a new band called the Sunshine Collective. It is quite different from what you have heard from me in the past. Our full length CD will be out on January 19, however we have a new holiday single, Our Winter Wonderland, available on itunes, CD Baby, and as a free download on our site. I hope this song will become part of your holiday mix!
I would love your feedback on the new single as well as the two new Sunshine Collective songs we have posted on our page. Please join us on our brand new myspace, facebook, and twitter pages.
Your support means tons, so thank you! Hope you enjoy! Have a wonderful holiday, Stephanie..
Dear Paul paulheier.com, It's after Halloween and the busy holidays are approaching. Take a break and drop by to listen to my featured songs. You may find my music to be just the calm you need during this hectic time of the year. I appreciate your friendship and I hope you enjoy the music. I wish you much joy and peace.
Dear Friend I haven't heard from you in a while. I invite you to stop by the site and take a look around. I've added pictures of our Grand Canyon Shows.Drop by and leave a comment! Jeff
Just want to remind everyone to get their fine selves to the Saxon and show how cool Austin music scene really is. Let's rock the place! It's The Ruby Jane Show being filmed for tv. Be in the audience and get yourself on tv, all you dudes, dancers, and wonderful Austinites!!!! Let's show the Austin music love to the world! 4:30-5:30! Ruby Jane
Thanks for all your support! The show went really well at the Laugh Factory, and the turnout was great!
If you couldn't make it, I have uploaded to my profile seven ten-minute segments from this outstanding variety show featuring Old Time Music, magic, dance, comedy and fun!
Time goes by so fast. People come and go, in and out of or life's. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you. Thanks for being my Friend!
Hello, it's me, Ruby Jane. I am a 14 year old fiddler, songwriter. I have some songs posted that are fresh out of the studio. Let me know if you like the new songs..be one of the first to hear, even before they are released!Thanks! new videos too! Ruby Jane
This was my very first short movie, made in the summer of 1999. Jon Chonko stars as the legendary Blanco River Mud Man. Based on a true story of a mud monster in Wimberley, TX.
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I don't really know anyone in my friends list ..................... Don't know if it is really the people that are listed ....... Well .... I am off to eat some cheese filled brats ..... have fun with yourself already ..... Shut up Richard ...........
