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Paul Siggy
"Myspace is pornography for procrastinaters"

Male
101 years old
CHICAGO,
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/paulsiggy  

   Paul Siggy's Comedian Bio
InfluencesJon Secada, Spike Jonze, Bruce Lee, Mike Patton, Bill Cosby, Mark "Gonz" Gonzales, Neil Hamburger, Pryor, Bill Hicks, Jonathon Winters, Dick Gregory, Eddie Izzard, Doug Stanhope, Dr. Cornel West and Jim Henson.
TV ShowsRecurring role as jovial audience member of the Judge Mathis show.

    Paul Siggy's Interests
General"When crowd-delirium is exploited for the benefit of governments and orthodox churches, the exploiters are always very careful not to allow the intoxication to go too far. The ruling minorities make use of their subjects’ craving for downward self-transcendence in order, first, to amuse and distract them and, second, to get them into a sub-personal state of heightened suggestibility. Religious and political ceremonials are welcomed by the masses as opportunities for getting drunk on herd-poison, and by their rulers as opportunities for planting suggestions in minds which have momentarily ceased to be capable of reason or free will."Aldous Huxley
Music

MoviesMindwalk, Karate Kid 2, Grumpier Old Men, Hard To Kill, Goodness Gracious Me (BBC Series), Crippled Masters, The Octagon, Lone Wolf McQuade, Shaolin Soccer, A Brief History of Time, Die Harder, F is for Fake, Bubble Boy, A Day Without A Mexican, Johnny Got His Gun, Gleaming The Cube, Holy Mountain, The Wrath of Khan, Spice World, Rambo 3, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Robotech, Any Which Way But Loose, Against All Odds, They Call Me Bruce, Network...
TelevisionAlexyss K. Tylor Show on Atlanta Public Access, and Science Ninja Team Gatchaman.
BooksI love words...

     Paul Siggy's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Education:College graduate
Occupation:voice actor/comic

   Paul Siggy's Schools
Columbia College Chicago
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Radio Production/ Voice Over
Minor: Political and Moral Philosophy
Clubs: 88.1 fm WCRX "Chicago's underground!"
 

2001 to 2006

   Paul Siggy's Networking
Radio - Production - Editor

Theatre - Drama - Acting

Radio - Talent - Voice Over Talent


   Paul Siggy's Companies
Q101 WKQX-FM 101.1
Chicago, IL US
Fook's knuckle head

2007
Funky Buddha Lounge
Chicago, US
PA

2008
Threadless.com
Chicago, US
Cotton Jockey

2008


   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 17 2008 9:00P
Maxum Comedy Willowbrook IL
Jul 29 2008 9:00P
Star Busters DeKalb IL

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   Paul Siggy's Blurbs
About me:
I am myself a comedian, voice actor, and a martial artist. I'm into audio topography ethnography. An abuser of social networking or lurker. A thumb wrestler. I'm a bit of a bibliophile, and a music snob. My humor is free associative editorializations of topical (not the ointment, ...well sometimes...) anthropomorphic, nonsensical, spooneristic, jibber jabber jokes,and what-not. All absurdist and satirical like. I tend to preach to the choir, but I know-- not everyone is singing. My ADHD is just non-sequiturs, and run-on sentences. I'm a minimalist in a feng shui. I have an excellent bedside manner-a real diamond in the buff. I once played in the musical Co-Ed Prison Sluts. I like to ride my bicycle, but my first love is skateboarding. I keep it surreal, Noam sayn'. I'm a practitioner of cell phone etiquette. I love Comedy, and it loves me back. I enjoy spanning time... I believe in coordinated activity in secret places, but I don't believe in conspiracy.
Who I'd like to meet:
My hyper-active idiotic-deprecating self at 18. Other carbon-based artists, weirdos, self-proclaimed deities, heretics, derelicts of dialects, anti-heroes, intellectuals, historians, editors, scribes, pages, pervs, interns, pee-ons, poop-ons, no morons, mediums, and one size fits-alls. uprise

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Paul Siggy's Friends Comments
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Jul 3 2008 11:21 AM

Hey!! Sorry it took so long to get back to you. I am well and we are back at home now. Im sure we will run into eachother soon.
Take care hunny!!
Brooke Van Poppelen





Jul 3 2008 10:43 AM

Remember the Alamo and remember to come to our show!!!

Joselyn Hughes and I are so excited to be coming back to Chicago to preview our first collaboration of Sketch Comedy called MACHO.




We will be performing at The Lincoln Lodge, Thursday July 10th at 8pm and 2 shows on Friday, July 11th, 7:30 and 9:30.




We will have a special guest opening the show each evening! We are shitting our pants we're so amped about this show so PLEASE come out and get rowdy with us!

We will be doing radio next week with Brian Babylon to promo the show on Chicago Public Radio's show VOCALO, and should be getting some more nice blurbs and listings like this one:
http://flavorpill. com/chicago/events/2008/7/10/macho



SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!!
Lina





Jun 30 2008 6:38 AM

Trip to London, I didn't give you permission. You must clear these things with me first. Bad baldly!!! Let me know when you are back so that I can punish you properly.
BEEJAY BEAR





Jun 28 2008 9:13 AM

sex pistols
have fun broskrilla
Mike Schmack





Jun 25 2008 12:01 AM

YES! I can't believe you remembered that I was wearing that shirt! HAHA! And the fact that that chic had TWO of those burgers made my hunger even WORSE when I saw that picture! So Mr. Siggy, to return the favor, I thought that I would maybe include a picture that is related to the shirt YOU were wearing...Black Shirt
Steve





Jun 24 2008 3:33 PM

Halo to you too.
Sue





Jun 24 2008 11:35 AM

I wanted to send you my condolences.
I know if I'm feeling this off about George, you must be really feeling it. He was my favorite. He got me through many a miserable time! I waited for his HBO specials every year. Bummer dude.
BEEJAY BEAR





Jun 23 2008 3:48 AM

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
George Carlin
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
George Carlin
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
George Carlin
It's never just a game when you're winning.
George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
George Carlin
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
George Carlin
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George Carlin
- More quotations on: [Fear]
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Continued dark overnig
Tony Carr





Jun 20 2008 6:04 PM

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Paul, thanks for doing the show last night. You were funny as always. I have updated my website with all of the pictures taken. Check them out when you get a chance.

Tony Carr Comedy
www. TonyCarrComedy. com
Sue





Jun 20 2008 4:45 PM

I LOVE THIS COMMENT!!! I would've said Moon too, over Bonham!!! Way Cool!
Gloria





Jun 20 2008 10:43 AM

Good to see you too, thanks for "bustin' a move"! break dancers
SEF





Jun 17 2008 10:37 AM

haha i didn't even know Willie Nelson even HID middle fingers!
Becky


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Jun 16 2008 10:52 AM

So was it a complete Fiasco when you saw Lupe?
christine





Jun 12 2008 10:30 AM

Danzig likes kitties :)

Danzig
john





Jun 11 2008 8:45 PM

Ryan Budds





Jun 8 2008 4:05 PM

haha hey man thanks for the pic. that joke didnt go over too well in hp, but i bet it'll kill at an aids benefit. great set as always, see you soon holmes.
Anthony





Jun 7 2008 11:40 PM

Are these the douchebag cubs fans you are talking about?

Cubs fan on new years
Jim Zekis





Jun 7 2008 10:30 PM

Thanks man, I really appreciate that.
Drew Michael





Jun 7 2008 5:03 PM

yessir.
kat





Jun 7 2008 9:59 AM

Ha Ha Ha... Not anymore, I let it air out.
I enjoyed your set last night! You're weird.
(In a funny way)
Rick Younglove





Jun 6 2008 9:19 PM

BEEJAY BEAR





Jun 6 2008 9:31 AM

Beth Stelling





Jun 4 2008 3:32 PM

He and I look alike. The dog, I mean.
Natalie





Jun 1 2008 10:26 AM

Sooooooo good to see you yesterday w/ the old lady!!!!!!!!!!
Lauren Vino





May 30 2008 10:06 AM

You have one last chance to see my LADY PARTS.

Saying that really never gets old. I'm a simple woman.
Will





May 28 2008 7:57 PM

Adult chat sounds good, I'll buy the first round, you get the next;)
BEEJAY BEAR





May 27 2008 5:33 PM

BITCH, GET OUTTA MY POCKET!!
Nile Dean





May 21 2008 7:19 PM

Great new pic. thats hilarious.
its Jer..SON!!





May 21 2008 8:17 AM

shut up! u nd ur damn bulletin
: bas bleu :