Paul.Sigwerth
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Myspace is pornography for procrastinaters.
Male
99 years old
CHICAGO
United States
Last Login: 7/12/2009
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Paul.Sigwerth's Comedian Bio
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| Influences | Jon Secada, Marcel Duchamp, Carol Burnett, Mike Patton, Bill Cosby, Maria Bamford, Mark Gonzales, Neil Hamburger, Richard Pryor, Garry Shandling, Bill Hicks, Jonathon Winters, Dick Gregory, Eddie Izzard, Gary Gnu, Doug Stanhope, and Jim Henson. | | TV Shows | Recurring role as jovial audience member of the Judge Mathis show. | | Films | 16 Roman Candles, Robocop Killer 2, Dances With Wolverine, Crouching Cowboy Hidden Farmhand, Big Mama's Family Discount, and Franchise The 13th. |
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Paul.Sigwerth's Interests
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| General | "When crowd-delirium is exploited for the benefit of governments and orthodox churches, the exploiters are always very careful not to allow the intoxication to go too far. The ruling minorities make use of their subjects’ craving for downward self-transcendence in order, first, to amuse and distract them and, second, to get them into a sub-personal state of heightened suggestibility. Religious and political ceremonials are welcomed by the masses as opportunities for getting drunk on herd-poison, and by their rulers as opportunities for planting suggestions in minds which have momentarily ceased to be capable of reason or free will."Aldous Huxley | | Music |  | | Movies | The Cat From Outer Space, Mindwalk, Karate Kid 2, Grumpier Old Men, Hard To Kill, Beast Master, Goodness Gracious Me (BBC Series), Crippled Masters, The Octagon, Lone Wolf McQuade, Bittermoon, Shaolin Soccer, A Brief History of Time, Die Harder, F is for Fake, Johnny Got His Gun, Gleaming The Cube, Rad, Holy Mountain, The Wrath of Khan, Spice World, Rambo 3, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Robotech, Any Which Way But Loose, Against All Odds, They Call Me Bruce, Network... | | Television | Alexyss K. Tylor Show on Atlanta Public Access, Bill Moyers Journel, and Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. | | Books | I love words... |
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Paul.Sigwerth's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 6' 0" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | sound engineer/voice actor/comic |
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Paul.Sigwerth's Schools
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Columbia College Chicago
Chicago,Illinois
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Radio Production/ Voice Over
Minor: Political and Moral Philosophy
Clubs: 88.1 fm WCRX "Chicago's underground!"
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About me:
I am myself a comedian, voice actor, and a martial artist. I'm into audio topography ethnography. An abuser of social networking or lurker. A thumb wrestler. I'm a bit of a bibliophile, and a music snob. My humor is free associative editorializations of topical (not the ointment, ...well sometimes...) anthropomorphic, paraprosdokian, spooneristic, jibber jabber jokes,and what-not. All absurdist and satirical like. I tend to preach to the choir, but I know-- not everyone is singing. My ADHD is just non-sequiturs, and run-on garden path sentences. I'm a minimalist in a feng shui. I have an excellent bedside manner-a real diamond in the buff. I once played in the musical Co-Ed Prison Sluts. I like to ride my bicycle, but my first love is skateboarding. I keep it surreal, Noam sayn'. I'm a practitioner of cell phone etiquette. I enjoy spanning time... I believe in coordinated activity in secret places, but I don't believe in conspiracy.
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Who I'd like to meet:
My hyper-active idiotic-deprecating self at 18. Other carbon-based artists, weirdos, self-proclaimed deities, heretics, derelicts of dialects, anti-heroes, intellectuals, historians, editors, scribes, pages, pervs, interns, pee-ons, poop-ons, no morons, mediums, and one size fits-alls.
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