Paul.Sigwerth
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Myspace is pornography for procrastinaters.
Male
99 years old
CHICAGO
United States
Last Login: 11/15/2009
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Paul.Sigwerth's Comedian Bio
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| Website | paulsigwerth.wordpress.com/ | | Influences | Jon Secada, Marcel Duchamp, Carol Burnett, Dave Chappelle, Mike Patton, Bill Cosby, Maria Bamford, Mark Gonzales, Neil Hamburger, Richard Pryor, Mel Blanc, Garry Shandling, Bill Hicks, Jonathon Winters, Dick Gregory, Eddie Izzard, Gary Gnu, Doug Stanhope, and Jim Henson. | | TV Shows | My clean club set on Comcast | | Films | 16 Roman Candles, Robocop Killer 2, Dances With Wolverine, Crouching Cowboy Hidden Farmhand, Big Mama's Family Discount, and Franchise The 13th. |
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Paul.Sigwerth's Interests
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| Music |  | | Movies | The Cat From Outer Space, Mindwalk, Karate Kid 2, Grumpier Old Men, Hard To Kill, Beast Master, Goodness Gracious Me (BBC Series), Crippled Masters, The Octagon, Lone Wolf McQuade, Bittermoon, Shaolin Soccer, A Brief History of Time, Die Harder, F is for Fake, Johnny Got His Gun, Gleaming The Cube, Rad, Holy Mountain, The Wrath of Khan, Spice World, Rambo 3, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Robotech, Any Which Way But Loose, Against All Odds, They Call Me Bruce, Network... | | Television | Alexyss K. Tylor Show on Atlanta Public Access, Bill Moyers Journel, and Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. | | Books | I love words... |
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Paul.Sigwerth's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | Athletic | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | sound engineer/voice actor/comic |
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Paul.Sigwerth's Companies
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Q101 WKQX-FM 101.1
Chicago, IL US
Fook's knuckle head
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2007
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Funky Buddha Lounge
Chicago, US
PA
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2008
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Threadless.com
Chicago, US
Cotton Jockey
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2008
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About me:
I am a professional thumb wrestler, a bit of a bibliophile, and a music snob. My humor is free associative editorializations of topical (not the ointment, ...well sometimes...) anthropomorphic, paraprosdokian, spooneristic, jibber jabber jokes,and what-not. All absurdist and satirical like. I'm a minimalist in a feng shui. I have an excellent bedside manner-a real diamond in the buff. I once played the Dr. in the musical Co-Ed Prison Sluts. I like to ride my bicycle, but my first love is skateboarding. I'm a practitioner of cell phone etiquette (I want to text you up). I enjoy spanning time... I believe in coordinated activity in secret places, but I don't believe in conspiracy.
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Who I'd like to meet:
My hyper-active idiotic-deprecating self at 18. Other carbon-based artists, weirdos, self-proclaimed deities, heretics, derelicts of dialects, anti-heroes, intellectuals, historians, editors, scribes, pages, pervs, interns, pee-ons, poop-ons, no morons, mediums, and one size fits-alls.
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