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PAUL TELNER
As Seen on TV / Sketch Comedy / Rated R
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Male
99 years old
Montreal
Canada



Last Login: 11/13/2009
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GeneralWhen I was really young, I was so hooked on television, my parents took me to a shrink to see if I was addicted or just retarded. The verdict was both!
BooksThe Great Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird, Mark Burnett: Jump in!, Desperate Networks
HeroesJerry Seinfeld, David Letterman, Michael Jordan, Johnny Carson, Oprah Winfery, Jack Paar, Steve Allen, Charlie Chaplin, Peter Sellers

     PAUL TELNER's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Prankster

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Television - Talent - Host
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Gibson

Gibson Smiley



Nov 14 2009 6:20 AM

I'm watching your latest video and felt inspired to tell you how much you rock. BAM!
Mike Lipkickin Graham

Mike Graham



Nov 12 2009 6:07 PM

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Pat MacDonald

Pat MacDonald



Nov 8 2009 1:12 AM

Hey,

Please vote for my video for the Russell Peters contest at the link below. My video is called "BFF", 6TH PAGE, 3RD FROM THE LEFT

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Pat

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Terri Hendrickson



Nov 6 2009 7:21 AM

Hey Paul!

Have a great weekend.

see you @ facebook ;)

xoxo Terri~
Endri

Endri Lemo



Nov 6 2009 4:44 AM

Hey man i got an idea for a video. You should do a continuation of the "picking up girls". Your confidence is inspiring :D
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Nov 6 2009 12:51 AM

Hello, I hope this finds you in good spirits. If not,....find another brand of SPIRITS! "Goodbye for now and may God bless" Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator
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Keith Hanshaw



Nov 5 2009 10:15 PM

Here's a video from last weeks show. Hope to see you at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone THIS Sunday at 6PM for a new "Don't Break the Streak" show!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81gScZUJaM
Tiffany Mai

Tiffany Mai



Nov 3 2009 10:33 PM

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Oct 27 2009 11:07 AM

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Tiffany Mai

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Oct 26 2009 11:52 PM

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Vladi Scene Kid



Oct 23 2009 6:39 AM

Hey Paul
how are u doing my friend?
havent talked for a while..
how things are going and what's new in ur life?
so and basically I'm still waiting till you visit finally germany :-D HAHA

-vladi
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Oct 22 2009 6:46 PM

Stopping by,...Showing some LOVE I want to thank you for allowing me as Red Skelton to be a part of your myspace life. Fall is here and the holidays are approaching. They can be stressful so I'm giving you a gift of laughter. If by chance you are in Las Vegas or plan on visiting us this season, I would be honored to meet you. I perform every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday night 9pm inside the Royal Resort Hotel showroom located 99 Convention Center Drive (basically corner of Las Vegas Blvd and Convention Center Drive) The name of the show is Larry G Jones ~Man of 1002 Voices Show. I'm the opening act as Red Skelton. If you get the chance please stop by and say HI. If you want to see the show send me a message and I will send you a discount coupon for being a friend on myspace. "Goodbye for now and may God bless" Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator
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Oct 20 2009 10:40 PM


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Tiffany Mai

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Oct 20 2009 3:39 AM

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Kitty Cat



Oct 17 2009 10:35 PM

hey :D how u been???
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Oct 17 2009 1:02 AM

Paul!! Its been way tooooo long since we've talked!
I enjoyed your new video today. hahaha
I'm happy to see youre videos are doing extremely successful.
How have you been?
Leesha

Alicia Fitzpatrick



Oct 15 2009 8:48 PM

Nothing new sweetie, just the same old happening : (. I'm going to drive up there to see you someday Paul.
Brianaaaa(:

Briana nicole Chavez



Oct 15 2009 4:03 AM

Heyyyy!!(:
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Morgan Faulk



Oct 14 2009 5:44 AM

Hey Paul
guess what....?

i love you :)
[but not in the kissy kissy way]

ewww, cause uve got cooties!!!
lol
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Oct 14 2009 5:23 AM

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Brent Smalley

Brent Smalley



Oct 13 2009 10:22 PM

Hey Paul!
will

Will Wiggins



Oct 13 2009 10:04 PM

you added me!!!! yes!! hahaha whats up man???
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Alexx Antipathy



Oct 13 2009 12:57 AM

heyy how've you been?
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