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PAUL TELNER
As Seen on TV / Sketch Comedy / Rated R

		PAUL TELNER DOT COM Male 99 years old Montreal Canada Last Login: 11/13/2009

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PAUL TELNER's Comedian Bio

PAUL TELNER's Interests

General	When I was really young, I was so hooked on television, my parents took me to a shrink to see if I was addicted or just retarded. The verdict was both!
Books	The Great Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird, Mark Burnett: Jump in!, Desperate Networks
Heroes	Jerry Seinfeld, David Letterman, Michael Jordan, Johnny Carson, Oprah Winfery, Jack Paar, Steve Allen, Charlie Chaplin, Peter Sellers

PAUL TELNER's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Zodiac Sign:	Virgo
Smoke / Drink:	No / No
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Prankster

PAUL TELNER's Networking

Television - Talent - Host
Comedy Television Host/Series Co-Creator

PAUL TELNER's Clips

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Clips: 6

Total Plays: 16872

Plays Today: 0

Retard Mascot: Blind Bear

Run Time: 185

Plays: 194
Comments: 6

Apauled: Warming

Run Time: 224

Plays: 0
Comments: 0

My TV Special - The Paul Telner Project!

Run Time: 30

Plays: 0
Comments: 0

Awful FAILED Infomercial: Fibre Logs!!!!

Run Time: 240

Plays: 3247
Comments: 12

Apauled - The Mascot

Run Time: 343

Plays: 13431
Comments: 80

Apauled - Overture

Run Time: 62

Plays: 0
Comments: 0

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Gibson	Nov 14 2009 6:20 AM I'm watching your latest video and felt inspired to tell you how much you rock. BAM!
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Pat MacDonald	Nov 8 2009 1:12 AM Hey, Please vote for my video for the Russell Peters contest at the link below. My video is called "BFF", 6TH PAGE, 3RD FROM THE LEFT Thanks, Pat http://russellpetersbff.com/Play.aspx?vid=fe7d2a77-e1da-4133-a9ff-886da1949389&pageIndex=5&s=
Serious Moonchild™	Nov 6 2009 7:21 AM Hey Paul! Have a great weekend. see you @ facebook ;) xoxo Terri~
Endri	Nov 6 2009 4:44 AM Hey man i got an idea for a video. You should do a continuation of the "picking up girls". Your confidence is inspiring :D
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman	Nov 6 2009 12:51 AM Hello, I hope this finds you in good spirits. If not,....find another brand of SPIRITS! "Goodbye for now and may God bless" Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator
Hershey Magic	Nov 5 2009 10:15 PM Here's a video from last weeks show. Hope to see you at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone THIS Sunday at 6PM for a new "Don't Break the Streak" show! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81gScZUJaM
Tiffany Mai	Nov 3 2009 10:33 PM "THE DREAM" PERFORMING LIVE @ PULSE THIS THURSDAY NOV 5TH; PRE-SALE TICKTES AVAILABLE @ WWW.QC2020.COM; OVER 2000+ PEOPLE EXPECTED GUEST LIST//BOTTLE SERVICE// BDAY TEXT/CALL DANIEL "F.A.B.B" 714.362.7524
♥Kimb3rly Dawn♥	Oct 27 2009 11:07 AM Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.wholikesu.net/photos/4282873.html?b=4&w=46
Tiffany Mai	Oct 26 2009 11:52 PM THE BIGGEST HALLOWEEN PARTY THIS THURSDAY OCT 29TH @ PULSE w/ DJ SHIFT FROM LAS VEGAS + COSTUME CONTEST GUEST LIST/BDAY/BOTTLE SERVICE TEXT DANIEL 'F.A.B.B" 714.362.7524
Vladi Scene Kid (twitter.com/vladiscenekid)	Oct 23 2009 6:39 AM Hey Paul how are u doing my friend? havent talked for a while.. how things are going and what's new in ur life? so and basically I'm still waiting till you visit finally germany :-D HAHA -vladi
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman	Oct 22 2009 6:46 PM Stopping by,...Showing some LOVE I want to thank you for allowing me as Red Skelton to be a part of your myspace life. Fall is here and the holidays are approaching. They can be stressful so I'm giving you a gift of laughter. If by chance you are in Las Vegas or plan on visiting us this season, I would be honored to meet you. I perform every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday night 9pm inside the Royal Resort Hotel showroom located 99 Convention Center Drive (basically corner of Las Vegas Blvd and Convention Center Drive) The name of the show is Larry G Jones ~Man of 1002 Voices Show. I'm the opening act as Red Skelton. If you get the chance please stop by and say HI. If you want to see the show send me a message and I will send you a discount coupon for being a friend on myspace. "Goodbye for now and may God bless" Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator
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Tiffany Mai	Oct 20 2009 3:39 AM ROCKING THE RECESSION PART 2 @ PULSE THIS THURSDAY OCT 22ND:: EVERYONE ONLY $5 ON GUEST LISTGUEST LIST//BDAY TEXT/CALL DANIEL "F.A.B.B" 714.362.7524
kitty™	Oct 17 2009 10:35 PM hey :D how u been???
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M.S.M stunts ™	Oct 17 2009 1:02 AM Paul!! Its been way tooooo long since we've talked! I enjoyed your new video today. hahaha I'm happy to see youre videos are doing extremely successful. How have you been?
Leesha	Oct 15 2009 8:48 PM Nothing new sweetie, just the same old happening : (. I'm going to drive up there to see you someday Paul.
Brianaaaa(:	Oct 15 2009 4:03 AM Heyyyy!!(:
morganbrianna.faulk	Oct 14 2009 5:44 AM Hey Paul guess what....? i love you :) [but not in the kissy kissy way] ewww, cause uve got cooties!!! lol
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Brent Smalley	Oct 13 2009 10:22 PM Hey Paul!
will	Oct 13 2009 10:04 PM you added me!!!! yes!! hahaha whats up man???
alexx antipathy. ™ [BBD]	Oct 13 2009 12:57 AM heyy how've you been?

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