Paul Wunder

About me:

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Allow myself to .....introduce myself. My name is Paul Wunder. I'm new here at Myspace. Well, not anymore. But that's not important right now! Help me help you......help me! I do a musical solo act. But this is not your typical solo act. This is Wunderama starring Paul Wunder! I'm taking this opportunity to say hello, strut my stuff, and hopefully make you aware your life was meaningless without me. You NEED ME DAMMIT (you guys spend way too much time setting up your Myspace profiles) Here are just a few ( there ARE more BTW! ) of the reasons why you must love me.

My Playboy Profile:
.. Great attitude and personality
Wireless mics and guitars for a 360 degree performance space
Theme sets (80's, beach party, 60's, Beatles, and more)
Full band sound and impact (and it's just me!)
Unique standout entertainment
Full PA system with the most up to date equipment
Excellent cook
Never "CONVICTED" of a felony
Business & marketing experience to help you SELL IT!
Not unpleasant to look at
Over 20 years as a full time professional musician
The following words or phrases "kick ass", "where my bitches at?","after party", "Tommy Lee", "krunk" are NEVER USED in my shows!
I met Iggy Pop once.....He wanted to do my girlfriend!

ATTENTION BANDS AND MUSICIANS: I sing, play guitar and bass at a pro level. If you can't make a gig due to that pesky heroin habit......call me! Is your duo partner a little "unreliable"? I'm your man. Maybe you are interested in swapping gigs and contact info. I'd be more than happy to help.

EVERYTHING you need to know about me (and some things you don't need to know) is available on my action packed web-site: WWW.PAULWUNDER.COM. Is your love life on the rocks? I could have the solution. Hard to get out stains, how to book my act, what wine goes best with Spam, how to tell if your date is a man..........ASK ME. I just might have the answers you're looking for.

.. ..I'm not wearing pants! So TAKE yours off too!..

ATTENTION MODELING AGENCIES: I'm single, maybe you can help me realize my dream of hooking up with a Supermodel with a Ph.D. I'm sure you could find something for me to do. Throw me a bone here why don't ya? I'M A PRETTY MAN!

Club owners, agents or musicians or anyone with a pulse......... feel free to contact me anytime if you have a situation where I could be of service. Or if you're just bored.......Whatever.

Paul Wunder
1-866-841-9139 ex 3936 toll free
www.paulwunder.com
info@paulwunder.com

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