Payman Benz
"Westside"

Male
30 years old
Studio City, California
United States



Last Login: 10/15/2008
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    Payman Benz's Interests
GeneralAnne Frank Goes to Band Camp
Directed by me
Written by Daveo Mathias

Anne Frank Goes to Band Camp
MusicAs long as it's not about hoes or America, I'm good to give anything a listen.
MoviesBottle Rocket, The Big Lebowski, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, Fargo, Shaun of the Dead, Dumb and Dumber, Borat, SuperBad, The Heartbreak Kid, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, South Park Movie, Team America, Play It Again Sam, Napoleon Dynamite, Waiting for Guffman, Old School, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman, Drowning Mona, Arthur, Dirty Work, The Jerk.
TelevisionMr. Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny, The Office (both, but UK more), Upright Citizens Brigade, Extras, Human Giant, Stella, Seinfeld, South Park, The Simpsons, Late Night w/Conan, Da Ali G Show. There's probably at least 2 more.
HeroesAndy Kaufman

     Payman Benz's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Silicon Valley
Body type:5' 9"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedy Writer/Director

   Payman Benz's Networking
Film - Composition - Screenwriting
Comedy Writer
Film - Direction - Director


   Payman Benz's Companies
Awkward Pictures
Los Angeles, CA US
Co-Founder/Co-President/Co-Payman




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   Payman Benz's Blurbs
About me:
Comedy Gumbo Episode 10 - "Bonerz"


I enjoy: Telling stories. Comedy. Jambalaya. 4-6-3 double-plays. Pepperoni & Pineapple Pizza. Dude. Baseball. Salt & Pepper Kettle Chips. Watching people get angry in public. Cutting through a head of lettuce. When the home team's crowd cheers really loud, then something bad happens and they're disappointed (It's incredible).

If you're bored, you can see all of the shorts me and Sean made on our website, www.AwkwardPictures.com. If you're even more bored, add our film account, Awkward Pictures. It's in my Top Friends.

Who I'd like to meet:
Jesus Luther King, Jr.

   Payman Benz's Friend Space (Top 12)
Payman Benz has 1018 friends.
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 Sean Becker 


 Chris Darnell 


 Dude 


 Dr. Chris 


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 Patrick DeLuca 


 Tyler Spindel 


 owen benjamin 


 Mike 


 Brenden 


 Todd 





Payman Benz's Friends Comments
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britany pracchia





Oct 16 2008 1:19 AM

Miss Tonya





Oct 13 2008 1:12 AM

no problem, you're the coolest! keep up the amazing work, you keep me in stitches all the time :D
Billy T. Anglin





Oct 10 2008 1:46 AM

Hey
your back's up against a fence just 2 face a w





Oct 6 2008 7:51 PM

Palin talks like the mom from Bobby's World...dontchaknow!!
britany pracchia





Oct 6 2008 1:11 PM

that doppleganger of yours freaks me out. i thought you were leaving yourself a comment for a second. i wonder if he's 5'9 like you too.
Web on the Rocks


Is Online


Oct 6 2008 2:37 AM

hahah Yes of course!
Chad





Oct 6 2008 1:10 AM

whats up man, when are you comin to louisville? -clone- lol
Spread Joy And Laughter





Oct 5 2008 9:58 PM

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You crack me up!
Debbie :)
Iris





Oct 5 2008 9:03 PM

Scuse me...I always have a blast with my family and I am 25. My grandmother is off the heazy....fo sizzle...ok I'll stop...
RunLolaRun





Oct 4 2008 8:04 PM

HA! Love the brain scan! What you need to do is, take all those awesome MS Paint drawrings of yours and get a gallery exhibit. It would be a HUGE success. Just like your HUGE penis ;)
xo,
Trish
Eliza





Oct 4 2008 6:54 PM

No problem. i forgive you. I am having a jello shot party tonight. I will drink one in your honor. Good stuff, I have found that you can only used flavored vodka or it tastes nasty.
britany pracchia





Sep 26 2008 5:55 PM

Cricket Lee





Sep 20 2008 6:22 PM

have I told you lately how fucking super awesome amazing you are, Payman?

no?

you are fucking super awesome amazing.

I'll call you tomorrow to make dinner/movie plans!
Andi se da por Vencido en la Vida.





Sep 19 2008 10:53 PM

i saw ur show for the first time in my life and i have to say its amazing at first glance
Lauren





Sep 20 2008 3:43 AM

i heart payman.






p.s. i'm totally jealous of oprah.
dammit!
your back's up against a fence just 2 face a w





Sep 19 2008 2:09 PM

Today is "international talk like a pirate day". Argh matey. Get your scalywag on.
Meg





Sep 19 2008 4:35 AM

Thanks so much.
:D
Liza





Sep 18 2008 7:06 PM

ANDREA [D|O]





Sep 17 2008 11:48 PM

Yo.
How ya doin? ^_^
britany pracchia





Sep 17 2008 1:41 AM



too bad you are allergic to FREAKIN' ADORABLE!
My heart belongs to a Hawaiian with big ears





Sep 16 2008 8:24 PM

let's make out!!!!
Sa®aH





Sep 16 2008 7:42 PM

Hello my hilarious friend. When Owen is done being gay in Michigan and filming his crazy movie and finally gets done editing my comedy shorts, we should do more shorts with you and me in them! Because having a black girl automatically makes it funny.
lol
britany pracchia





Sep 15 2008 12:16 AM

Eric Jung





Sep 14 2008 5:36 AM

Say it ain't so, MAN! I wanted you guys to make Comedy Gumbo forever!
Gus on Broadway





Sep 12 2008 1:47 AM

Hey mate I know you are going to enjoy this bit. ;-)

ali*





Sep 13 2008 9:14 PM

hahahaa I liked it BIGTIME!! x much hii fiives from WEstside (of Wales, UK)
Your Camo





Sep 13 2008 11:49 PM

The last comedy gumbo should have had Unicow in it.... Guess you will just have to make another.
your back's up against a fence just 2 face a w





Sep 11 2008 1:54 PM

Um, well, hi Mr. Benz...I just wanted to say thank God/Allah/Buddah/Russell Simmons the hadron collider didn't obliterate the Earth during phase 1, so you can continue doing that awkward thing you do that makes us all laugh so hard.
Cricket Lee





Sep 11 2008 7:03 PM

I've never met Dude, but I have a feeling this looks familiar to you.

.♥. MISS KIND HEARTED ®





Sep 8 2008 8:23 PM

LOL JUST STOPING BY HELLOOOOO XOXO ;)mon amie
Branxnia





Sep 6 2008 11:52 PM

Yes, that monkey was great!
Tyler the Viking Warlord





Sep 3 2008 4:43 AM

Payman...you honestly rule. I thought I'd let you know that.
britany pracchia





Sep 1 2008 5:05 PM

Star Trek: The Experience closing down

=(

Now where are we supposed to get married??
Jill ♥





Aug 31 2008 1:25 AM

you know it! that stuff is amazazing! You know what sucks tho? My computer's sound isn't working so I can't really enjoy your comedy gumbo episodes anymore.. :(
britany pracchia





Aug 30 2008 10:06 PM

I have made several people watch "Sweet Dee Dates a Retarded Person" just for the Dayman song now. Thanks for passing on the addiction. =)

britany pracchia





Aug 28 2008 7:11 PM



i believe that is the culprit. u gots that bird cancer.
britany pracchia





Aug 27 2008 6:34 AM

your back's up against a fence just 2 face a w