Anything by the Nige and Trev. These two immature, living-in-the-past buffoons are, in my opinion, the future of Rock and Roll. Misunderstood by many - their chaotic yet profoundly beautiful music is light years ahead of its time. 'Jackdaw Cheese' is pure genius and my personal favourite for obvious dairy feathered reasons.................
Most songs by Rooftop Studio's Paul Gibbon and Mick Clack except that bloody awful tuneless, directionless, improvised GuRzUnZ drivel that Clack and Marshall insist on churning out. If they didn't pay my wages - both those unfocused chimps would be top of my flippin' list I can tell you.
Movies
Dead Man's Shoes
300
Taxi Driver
Zeitgeist - the Movie
The Magic Roundabout
Television
The Dog Whisperer
Dog Borstal
Central News
The two Ronnies
Books
Me? Read?!? Listen punk....are you perchance extracting the wee-wee?!?
Heroes
Nige and Trev
Charles Hawtrey,
Jimmy Clitheroe,
Judas Escariot,
Ena Sharples,
Fray Bentos,
Morphy Richards,
Ben Sherman,
Jim Beam,
Docter Marten
Wolftop Ron's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Not Sure
Religion:
Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Income:
Less than $30,000
Wolftop Ron is now on FACEBOOK! Posted at 2:21 PM Oct 25, 2008 view more
About me: I'm a disturbingly over-friendly, mentally fragile, overweight, balding, in-yer-face, slightly paranoid loner whose precariously balanced Jeckyll and Hyde personality provides a kind of 'time-bomb-waiting-to-go-off' welcome for clients who dare to enter the peace and tranquility of Rooftop Studio without their chequebooks at the ready. I have a life-size tattoo of a baby amoeba on my aura. I stand just a little bit too close to people when I talk to them. I'm not a good listener. I bear grudges,I breed budgies and my spidery handwriting is covered in smudges. I love to eat Jackdaw Cheese. I watch Shane Meadows' 'Dead Man's Shoes' at least three times a day. "It's beyond f***in' words mate!"
Who I'd like to meet: myself in a dark alley.
Pans People in a dimly lit alley.
Kirstie Allie in any alley.
Muhammed Ali in the plush, split-level Rooftop VIP lounge.
Anthony's brother.
Mr Ron sir. What you need is the brand new Hike Mutchinson ,Stop frightening pet / Cenataur prevent you from waking up on the ChandElier /but it's Ok to be a bull in a china shop PILLS . These wonderfull PILLS are 100% effective .
However there is one small drawback ,
they are exactly the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy and consequently have a tendency to cause flatulance!
Mr Ron Sir We have just taken out a huge bank loan to re-record all our instrumentals and add these words to them. Lets get this straight you want teapot ,earwig and yellow knee caps on the CD right ?
Hi Ron, please dont think I'm pointing the finger, but are YOU in any way responsible for my latest computer fault.....IE - my song counter has just reached 666, and in doing so, the screen flickered, the sky turned black, bats circled overhead, and a rumble was felt from deep within the earth's crust. Well I tried phoning PC World, and they said switch it off and then switch it on again - but this didn't work...any ideas ?? Yours Anxiously,,,CP
Here's a funny thing Ron...when your dribbling goons came round, and soiled my welcome mat, I was pleasantly surprised how eager they were to accept a year of free ballet lessons instead of the usual wedge from my piggy bank. They must be softening up a bit, eh. So how about you too Ron. Or should that be you tu-tu Ron !!
Now then our Ron, you must stop giving poor ole Db some stick Afterall he's already got one. It might be a twiggy-like chap-woman thing to you, but to the trained virtuoso its no less than an escalator to heaven oozing the nectar of the gods....(or was that the last Take-That album).
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