youll have to text me to get the story because i cant put it on myspace since my cus has a myspace and how have you been? i havent talked to you in forevvurrrr
hey buddy i miss you you should still be doing the art lessons. ive been grounded otherwise i would have definitely texted you to hang out in the last month. oh and brookes comment is kinda disturbing lmao
once upon a time, in a land far far away where trees grew turkeys and the grass was made out of hair. there lived an angry tyrant that roamed the land. she was a firm dyke lesbian.. they called her helga henry mofasa (yes as in the lion king) the 6th, she was part viking and part european(made her hairy). she had these servants that feared her would strip the land. and if one walking penis was found. they were sent to oversized penis grater, turning them into shards and used as fertilizer for the oversized daffo-vago sils. all the little squirmy spermys that escaped made new life. the river that flowed across the land was called the nile of the fallopian tubes. and the passerbyers would be greeted... "welcomee to vagville, we are at your cervix please deposit one twat waffle". one day helga henry mofasa went on a raid, looking for the tribe, the fuzzypus atzecs. she hated the hairy ones, when in herself she was hairier than an old mans ass. she sentenced them to the gilette guiottine. the national shaver, it was feared by many.
mmmkay tommy boy. listen closely: WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING CALLS YOUR PHONE, YOU IGNORE THE CALL AND TEXT BACK THAT YOURE AT WORK, RECIEVE A TEXT FROM THAT SAME PERSON STATING "ITS AN EMERGENCY" YOU ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE!! i was in desperate need of a friend today. but you dont care. your just worried about cima being gone.
tom, i have a really really funny story to tell you. you know that guy taylor whos myspace you were lookin at yesterday? you know the one where he had batman shaved into his chest hair? thats my taylor from work. ohmygod. he's so fucking hilarious
sometimes i sit in credit completion and just dream bout you. i cant wait until we get married and have children.... and then theres always that day i know will come where i walk in our bedroom and find you behind another man (who looks like zac efron)doing something i will just refer to as "tenderizing the meat":it will be on that fateful day i discover the painful truth..... you always liked cimas breasts better than mine!!!
