California College of the Arts
Oakland,California
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: painting
Clubs: CUCINA FUTURISMO. suck a dick clik.
2002 to 2007
California College Of Arts And Crafts
Oakland,California
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: painting
Clubs: ccac air gun club, dungeon mosh team, webster dorms binge drinking crew
thanks... first rick roll!!! PDX kicked mother fucking ass..anarchist book fair fucken HOT!!! scored an exhibition....sold books... get your MagusAss up hear for some drinking and paintin and Portland creepy crawls........
PEACHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're coming to comicon with us!!!!!!!!!!! Rob want to meet you. Do you think you can come in sometime and chat it up with the bossman?
NIGHT SCHOOL by Charles Bukowski from Dangling In the Tournefortia
in the drunk driver's class assigned there by division 63 we are given tiny yellow pencils to take a test to see if we have been listening to the instructor. questions like: the minimum sentence for a 2nd drunk driving conviction is: a) 48 days b) 6 months c) 90 days there are 9 others questions. after the instructor leaves the room the students begin asking the questions: "hey, how about question 5? that's a tough one!" "did he talk about that?" "I think its 48 days." "are you sure?" "no, but that's what I'm putting down." one women circles all 3 answers on all questions even though we've been told to select only one.
on our break I go down and drink a can of beer outside a liquor store. I watch a black hooker on her evening stroll. a car pulls up. she walks over and they talk. the door opens. she gets in and they drive off.
back in class the students have gotten to know each other. they are a not-very-interesting bunch of drunks. I visualize them sitting in a bar and i remember why I started drinking alone.
the class begins again. it is discovered that I am the only one to have gotten 100 percent on the test.
I slouch back in my chair with my dark shades on. I am the class intellectual.
here is to the memories. here is to one more year that i have known you. (i think that makes it something like 13 years by now maybe more.) keep the party lights on and live like the rest of us are ded!
"I AM SATAN, I AM SATAN"...THE AUDIENCE TURNS ON HIM "FUCK SATAN, FUCK SATAN!!!!" OVERWHELMS HIM WITH CUSTARD & WHIP CREAMING PIES...DOWNS HIS ASS...BUT, IT'S NOT OVER...BEAUTIFUL BLONDE PORN STAR ...
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Celebrating the Trickster figure which appears throughout human cultures worldwide, The Trickster's Bible playfully argues that to live passionately and create are spiritual pursuits.
This volume includes the entire text of The Coyotel Way as well as paintings, photographs, line drawings, examples from several Book of Days by various authors, and brand new chapters such as A Coyotel Dictionary, The Book of Mischief, Wisdom from the Talking Painting, and Coyotel Facts.
The Trickster's Bible describes a “Third Way” where people are once again empowered to be creative agents in their own lives. The Trickster's Bible reflects the Trickster’s ability to turn convention upside down to reveal how ridiculous all cultures are so we never forget our instincts. Rather than have our hopes, dreams, sexuality and imaginations sold back to us by consumer culture, The Trickster's Bible reminds us “to create is spiritual”.
The Trickster's Bible is now the primary source text of the Coyotel Cultural Manifestation.
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